Nosebleeds...

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James-

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... in the shower are incredibly irritating. I have blood all over the bathroom now :[

Just had to share that with you all, sorry!
 
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dysfunction

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Originally posted by James-
... in the shower are incredibly irritating. I have blood all over the bathroom now :[

Just had to share that with you all, sorry!
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Better than all over the carpet or sofa!

You all better now?
 
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James-

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At least if you're not naked and wet in a shower you can try and stop it, rather than hoping it'll stop so you can get out the shower and clean up :/

I'm fine too ta, for some reason they just keep happening to me atm. Third nosebleed in three days, though that madras curry I had last night probably didn't help :) If it happens again I'm off to get my nose cauterised again. :/
 
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S-Gray

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I used to get em Regularly, like everytime i woke up in the Morning.. luckily all stopped now

Havent a clue what caused it :/
 
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Nos-

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You should all stop going the butchers in Royston Vasey tbh.
 
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dysfunction

Guest
Perhaps it has something to do with dry air...perhaps you need a humidifier
 
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James-

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Never woken up with a nosebleed, it always happens when I'm awake and doing something usually. Dunno what causes them, get them all year round. Not a big deal!
 
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Testin da Cable

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eep. I used to get loads of them when I was about 14 or so. Majority while on my bike. Real pain in the arse :|
 
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PR.

Guest
Simple answer*

Stop sniffing the coke

*probably, may contain factual inaccuracies
 
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dysfunction

Guest
The most common causes are dryness (often caused by indoor heat in the winter) and nose picking. These two things work together--nose picking occurs more often when mucus in the nose is dry and crusty.

Other, less common, causes include injuries, colds, allergies or cocaine use. Children may stick small objects up the nose. Older people may have atherosclerosis ("hardening of the arteries"), infections, high blood pressure and blood clotting disorders, or they may be taking drugs like aspirin that interfere with blood clotting

Vitamin K deficiency also causes blood noses

Then again sometimes you just get a blood nose...
 
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Sir Frizz

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High blood pressure aye? Get out and do some sport then ya fat bastages! :p
 
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Testin da Cable

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Originally posted by PR.
Simple answer*

Stop sniffing the coke

*probably, may contain factual inaccuracies
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I'd add "never eat M&Ms while hanging upside-down" to that matey :)
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
...now available in crunchy mothflava(tm)!


seriously though...no coke, no bats, no hanging upside-down...I never get to have any fun!! :(
 
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dysfunction

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You can still eat bats...there is no evidence that they are bad for you...unless you are upside down of course...
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
one fried bat, marinated rice-filled coca leaves, vin du pays please
 
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Gumbo

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I had a nosebleed last week or so, but unlike most here I know exactly what caused it....

I'd come back from the pub, (how many stories start like that?) and I sat down to my keyboard with a bottle of beer, and logged onto irc before going for a game.

Anyway, I cracked open the beer, which over fizzed quite a bit, so i had beer on my keyboard, I thought oh bugger and went off to get some kitchen roll to mop up the worst. It was at this point that, in the dark, I walked nose first into a door that is never closed. So I returned to my keyboard and started to wipe the beer off before my nose belatedly sprayed blood all over it to mix with the beer.

So better add walking into doors, whilst drunk, in the dark, to the list of possible causes.
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by Gumb0
So better add walking into doors, whilst drunk, in the dark, to the list of possible causes.
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But the embarassing thing is that you had an erection at the time and STILL bashed your nose :p
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~


But the embarassing thing is that you had an erection at the time and STILL bashed your nose :p
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ARE YOU SAYING HE HAS A SMALL PENIS!?!?!?
 
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whipped

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You're all missing the abvious cause of nosebleeds.

STOP PICKING YOUR DAMN NOSE!!

;)
 
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Testin da Cable

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kinda hard to avoid if you're 'blessed' with a 14" gob you know
 
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Sir Frizz

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You like your 14 inch 'things' don't you TdC...;)
 
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Lester

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Originally posted by James-
... in the shower are incredibly irritating. I have blood all over the bathroom now :[

Just had to share that with you all, sorry!
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You need to open your mouth when you come
 
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James-

Guest
Originally posted by Testin da Cable


uh...other people made me do it!! really!!
tdc explains all.
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You bitch! Remove all references to me else you'll be hearing from my lawyers! :eek:
 
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