North Korea has nukes! :o

tris-

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the sad thing is over here you can do a degree in journalism. but if people complete such a course and cannot write propley, id be asking questions.
 

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tris- said:
i have tryed reading it, really i have.

what puts me off is the many spelling mistakes that disrupt the flow of an already fucked sentance, the 20 pages of news on how many celebs got raped this week and what the best hair style is.

:(

sounds like swedish 'newspaper' Aftonbladet. they will do anything to get the word nude/sex/shock in bold giant letters on the frontpage. and the other words in small small letters inbetwen the 'popular' words.something like this aint to uncommon

(tiny tiny letters) Local Zoo has Beers that are having (giant letters bold) SEX IN PUBLIC (tiny tiny letters)

or

(giant bold letters) NUDECHOCK (they love that word) (tiny tiny letters) at swimmingpool when (giant bold letters) B-CELEBRITY NAME (tiny tiny letters) dropped his pants during a dive
 

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Lethul said:
(tiny tiny letters) Local Zoo has Beers that are having (giant letters bold) SEX IN PUBLIC (tiny tiny letters)

Beers having sex in public is very very newsworthy!!

bears less so :(
 

Marc

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Sun and The Star are the best papers bar none.

As for Korea, I hope Bush does the right thing and nuke them to kingdom come.
 

old.Tohtori

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Marc said:
As for Korea, I hope Bush does the right thing and nuke them to kingdom come.

As for Bush, hope korea does the right thing and nuke him to kingdom come :D
 

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old.Tohtori said:
As for Bush, hope korea does the right thing and nuke him to kingdom come :D

Win-Win situation!!

If they both launch at the same time ofc
 

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Lethul said:
sounds like swedish 'newspaper' Aftonbladet. they will do anything to get the word nude/sex/shock in bold giant letters on the frontpage. and the other words in small small letters inbetwen the 'popular' words.something like this aint to uncommon

(tiny tiny letters) Local Zoo has Beers that are having (giant letters bold) SEX IN PUBLIC (tiny tiny letters)

or

(giant bold letters) NUDECHOCK (they love that word) (tiny tiny letters) at swimmingpool when (giant bold letters) B-CELEBRITY NAME (tiny tiny letters) dropped his pants during a dive

Sounds like most newspapers now a days.
 

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And to think... I actually knew people who had real boobs =( Didn't know I could find them on 30p newspapers!
 

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Overdriven said:
And to think... I actually knew people who had real boobs =( Didn't know I could find them on 30p newspapers!
well, why look further, you have them yourself :/ share tbh, i could use a pair and you got atleast one for each fh member. <3
 

tris-

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Sharma said:
You only say that because of THE TITTIES ON PAGE 3.

they may have nice breasts but the women are usually pig ugly mother fuckers. i wouldnt even wipe my arse on their face if i had no option but to do just that.
 

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I tried wiping my arse with newspaper once. It didn't quite do the job... :|
 

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tris- said:
they may have nice breasts but the women are usually pig ugly mother fuckers. i wouldnt even wipe my arse on their face if i had no option but to do just that.

Are we talking about the sun?

Are you crazy!?
 

tris-

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Bugz said:
Are we talking about the sun?

Are you crazy!?

yes the sun.

according to my last report i am no longer crazy. i just dont find the big titted bone faced girl all that attractive.
 

Thorwyn

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You more into the redhead kind of chicks in your avatar?


;)
 

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