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Bahumat

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Lol that's really good. I knew about potatos and lemon's being used for clocks, but not gator ade and onions
 

old.Tohtori

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This goes straight into my "Zombie Attack survival Kit" :D

I was wondering how the "we need tunes" or "we need cellular phones" problem would be solved.
 

pikeh

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This goes straight into my "Zombie Attack survival Kit" :D

I was wondering how the "we need tunes" or "we need cellular phones" problem would be solved.

now all you need is an infinite supply of onions and gatorade!

nice btw :D
 

old.Tohtori

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now all you need is an infinite supply of onions and gatorade!

nice btw :D

Since noone outside this forum has thought of this "zombie problem", and zombies don't eat onions or drink gatorade(they like red bull 'cause they want to fly, dumb buggers), i think we will have a plethora of onions and gatorade :D
 

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But who will grow the onions if we have a zombie problem?! WHO?!
 

old.Tohtori

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But who will grow the onions if we have a zombie problem?! WHO?!

Way ahead of you. I'm planning, as i said, a Zombie Survival Guide Extreme, with a 10 year school plan, zombie bunker(with hydrofarms) funding ideas and all that.

It's gonna be legen....wait for the corny tv show reference...dary! :D
 

old.Tohtori

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Like this guy then?

Ananova - Police chief ready for zombie attack

I know it's old, piss off. :eek:

Nah, nothing about old, just that it's a crappy sounding plan of US proportions.

Chainsaws, bah, the most useless weapon ever.

Uses up fuel, needed for other generators.
Loud, attracts more zombies.
VERY unconfortable to use.

And the kickback when it's done with the cutting, in unexperienced hands it's mroe deadly to the survivors.
 

CorNokZ

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Way ahead of you. I'm planning, as i said, a Zombie Survival Guide Extreme, with a 10 year school plan, zombie bunker(with hydrofarms) funding ideas and all that.

It's gonna be legen....wait for the corny tv show reference...dary! :D

Are these facilities up and running yet? We have no idea when zombies might strike! We.. Wait a second..? All this "teH SeeL canT fInD woRk! Zomg!" has all been a cover so far hasn't it? You've been building bunkers and growing all along haven't you? Haven't you?! :D
 

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Nah, nothing about old, just that it's a crappy sounding plan of US proportions.

Chainsaws, bah, the most useless weapon ever.

Uses up fuel, needed for other generators.
Loud, attracts more zombies.
VERY unconfortable to use.

And the kickback when it's done with the cutting, in unexperienced hands it's mroe deadly to the survivors.

You make it sound and if you're talking from experience... :eek7:
 

old.Tohtori

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Are these facilities up and running yet? We have no idea when zombies might strike! We.. Wait a second..? All this "teH SeeL canT fInD woRk! Zomg!" has all been a cover so far hasn't it? You've been building bunkers and growing all along haven't you? Haven't you?! :D

What? No! I'm unemployed, "Teh Icefloat" isn't real and there's no zombie survival facilities up and running! :(

You make it sound and if you're talking from experience... :eek7:

I am NOT from the future to save humanity either. You silly people you :D
 

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you sure arent, coz we're trying to exterminate seels this very moment. the plan is set to be sucessful at 2010. duck and cover now liddul seel!
 

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