Ninja's or Pirates?

[fl3a]

To Err is human to Arrgh is pirate!

uber

 

[Megarevs]

pirates > all

 

[Aoln]

proof why ninjas are better

 

[Amanita]

Pirates, because they have more fun.

 

[Ezteq]

i voted ninjas, but i actually prefer pirates.

reason i voted for ninjas.....

scene: dark tavern in ye olde portsmouthe

pirate1: Yaaaar avast behind!

barmaid: <slap> cheeky bugger youll not be geting any of This behind tonight lad!

pirate2: Haar Haar twas pwned for sure!

pirate1: Yaar up yours cedric *flips the hook* where the fecks me rum?

buxom lady of dubious value1: Lawks! what a big hook you got there!

pirate1: sod the rum, back in a bit, dont be nickin me stool neither, you try pullin that 10 second rule crap on me and i'll slit yer gizzard.

pirate2: yar don't be callin me cedric *eyes peer in two seperate directions* i bloody loved 'er i did, they said itcouldntbedonewhaddatheyknowbastardssoITOLDEMididibloodytol...*head thumps down on table* Snore.


[upstairs]

buxom lady of dubious value1: Aaarrgh my muff!! you mind where your sticking that bloody hook.. no look its going through the other side, aww for christs sake youve gone all the way through, i'll never be able to sew it up again that cost me 12 shillings and a scrote off the dressmaker that did *pout and scowel*

pirate1: scrote? yaaar they is grotes ye daft sea cow!

buxom lady of dubious value1: noo. her husband definately didnt yell "Ye've cut off me grote" when i got him for cheetin on her.

derrick the drummer: Baa Daa Chaa!

pirate1: gedda feck outta here ye feckin pervert!!

[derrick exits stage left]

buxom lady of dubious value1: right shag then?

pirate1: noo its a cormarant, ye can tell by the colour of the eyes ye see?

*Baa Daa Chaa*

pirate1 & buxom lady of dubious value1: FECK OFF!!

pirate2: so i tole him see i bloody told him i said *thud snoore*

ninja1: ^^

ninja2: Oo

pirate1: ooh ahh oo oo yer a bonny lass aye aaaahh YAAAAR!!

buxom lady of dubious value1: oh ah oh baby *click click click* oh

pirate1: feck me are ye doin crochet on me feckin hook???

buxom lady of dubious value1: erm yea

pirate1: dirty cow YAAAR!!!

ninja1: *swish swish swoop, flip, twizzle, aaaaaaaaaay ya!*

pirate1: *burp, flop*

ninja2: *whoosh, pow, bam, whoop, yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyya!*

pirate2: *ooze*

buxom lady of dubious value1: *frisk, double check, internal search* He's Dead!! <scream> and i never saw a thing!!

so you see kiddie winks, where as pirates are definately more fun ninjas just tend to get in there and get the job done with out any timber shivvering or turtle worrying.

Fin.

 

[MKJ]

Wot the hell you smoking now?

 

[Vilje]

proof why ninjas are better

Proof why pirates are better!

http://www.majcher.com/pvn/pvn.cgi?a=pvn&n1=&n2=



Settle your pirate vs ninja fights here:

http://www.majcher.com/pvn/


=)

 

[Haggus]

Ninja's winning ^^ pr00f they rock !

 

[Haggus]

omg that sucks ! Pirates always win which is lies !

 

[Vilje]

omg that sucks ! Pirates always win which is lies !

Hehe, not always=) (Sucky pirate vs Uber ninja)

http://www.majcher.com/pvn/pvn.cgi?a=pvn&n1=Sucky&n2=Uber



But it clearly proves that generally a pirate will win over a ninja! (see below)

http://www.majcher.com/pvn/pvn.cgi?a=pvn&n1=&n2=

 

[Cirandi]

Obviously pirates!

Better pick-up lines, hell, much better one-liners all together.´(F.Ex. (Pirate to lady of negotiable affection) " Prepare to be boarded!")

Cooler names too, pirates can have pwnzor nicknames like Peg-leg Greg etc while ninjas are called like Hizikizakiyama Hakatomatopajamazaki. Try pronounce that after half a barrel of rum.

 

[Mikah75]

ninjah's cos they are cool! and no1 wud see them! sneaky sneaky stab stab dead

 

[Ckiller]

ninjas ofcourse cos theyre fuckin assassins .... evull and shiznit

 

[Heta]

but pirates have cannons and can like.. shoot the ninjas. or something.

how can you shoot a cannon when a ninja already killed you?

 

[Heta]

isnt this poll stolen from Scrubs or something? seem to recognise it from some series anyway

 

[Outlander]

ninjas are definately more deadly I would give them that so they would probably win in a fight, but personally I would much prefer to be a pirate! (even though ninjas are killing machines I still think pirates would own pretty well against them with clever cheating evil cunning!)

Pirates get to hunt for treasure!
Pirates get to sail in ships!
Pirates get to board other ships and have exciting swashbuckling fights!
Pirates get to swing from the rigging!
Pirates get to plunder towns!
Pirates get to drink their crews weight in ale!
Pirates do indeed get much cooler and renowned names!
Pirates get teh sex0r!

So overall I am favoured more towards pirates and would say they are > Ninjas on this basis.

 

[Heta]

drunk bastart with with a peg leg vs a leathal killing machine without a peg leg



I take the leathal killing machine

 

[Outlander]

I'm a PIRATE!

 

[Aoln]

isnt this poll stolen from Scrubs or something? seem to recognise it from some series anyway

Its a question thats been plagueing mankind since the dawn of time.

 

[Heta]

Its a question thats been plagueing mankind since the dawn of time.

that is true, and only fools think Pirates would win!!

but think they talk about it in a scrubs episode aswell

J.D goes something like ".... but there ninjas!"

 

[Agrigo]

I would like to say pirates , however the proof proves me wrong ,
ninja's are slowly winning the fight and the resulting lack of pirates meens do0M for us all as this graph shows :

Disclamer : yes i know i posted this before but i love that pic >.<

 

[noblok]

Pirates, because they have pie in their name and pie rocks.

Pie rat:

 

[Jobbegea]

 

[Haggus]

Its a question thats been plagueing mankind since the dawn of time.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Aoln again !

This pic rocks ! All the pr00f that is needed tbh!

 

[Vilje]

A wooden leg can also be an advantage:

=)

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

id say this is bigger proof...

/flex drawing skills

 

[Haggus]

id say this is bigger proof...

/flex drawing skills

thats.... thats... thats dedication !

 

[Coldbeard]

Pirates, because of the "yarr"

 

[Outlander]

pirate love! <3

 

[Haggus]

Ninja's still winning though <3