Ninja boobies

CorNokZ

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Did not make me want to buy that game in any way!

If I want porn, I use the internet.. If I want animated porn, I use the internet..
 

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Did not make me want to buy that game in any way!

If I want porn, I use the internet.. If I want animated porn, I use the internet..

So, let me get this straight;

You'd rather watch the hairy arse of a dwarf then that when you play? :D
 

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Nah was just saying that I wouldn't buy a "ninja" game just because the ad had horny chinese ppl rocking back and forth because the "ninja" had huge boobies
 

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Nah was just saying that I wouldn't buy a "ninja" game just because the ad had horny chinese ppl rocking back and forth because the "ninja" had huge boobies

Well, seeing as it's a ninja game, that's all the reason one needs to buy it period :D

Adding sexboobgirls into the mix, even better!
 

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If that's your criteria for buying a game that's just fine, but I'd much rather put my money into a good gameplay rather than a big boob'd ninja who sounds just like Link from Zelda when she attacks and casts spells...

Also a ninja game should, imo, be a sneaky kinda game not a hack n' slash game
 

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If that's your criteria for buying a game that's just fine, but I'd much rather put my money into a good gameplay rather than a big boob'd ninja who sounds just like Link from Zelda when she attacks and casts spells...

Also a ninja game should, imo, be a sneaky kinda game not a hack n' slash game

Well i enjoyed both Tenchu and Ninja Gaiden sagas :)
 

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Haven't played either, but from what I've seen on the Gaiden trailer it doesn't really appeal to me

edit: ffs new shit title! When am I gonna get the "Cokei-Monster" title I deserve!?
 

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If that's your criteria for buying a game that's just fine, but I'd much rather put my money into a good gameplay rather than a big boob'd ninja who sounds just like Link from Zelda when she attacks and casts spells...

Also a ninja game should, imo, be a sneaky kinda game not a hack n' slash game

Ninja gaiden is still one of the best ninja series out there so nyah :p

Anyway, if it has a ninja in it, it's already +1 :D

And ninjas are about killing things effectively, not about sneaking about like a coward(even though some ninjas may contain sneak).

Boobies don't make a game, but they sure as hell don't hurt :D

So if we have a game with ninjas and boobies on the start line, and a game with neither, without any regards to controls, graphics, UI, enviroment or even title of the game, the ninjaboobie game has +2 already.

+3 if there's zombies too.
 

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Oh and just to make a point!

ninja.jpg

Don't know what point...but any excuse eh?
 

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