[NEWS] New gonorrhoea strain resistant to all available antibiotics

[GimmlyThe3rd]

An international team of scientists has discovered a new strain of the sexually transmitted infection (STI) gonorrhoea that is resistant to all currently available antibiotics.
Gonorrhoea is currently a widespread but easily treatable condition. It is estimated to be one of the most common STIs in the world, with around 700,000 cases annually in the US alone.
Scientists successfully identified a previously unknown variant of the bacterium that causes gonorrhoea, Neisseria gonorrhoeae. This new strain, called H041, was found to have extreme resistance to all cephalosporin-class antibiotics, the last remaining drugs still effective in treating gonorrhoea.

New gonorrhoea strain resistant to all available antibiotics

Scary shit, STI's will wipe us out eventually, put a condom on you dirty bastardsv

 

[rynnor]

I think the availability of easy cures has meant people arent that bothered about STI's generally - might be good to have one to scare them with.

 

[Chilly]

cos good old aids isnt scary at all.

 

[rynnor]

cos good old aids isnt scary at all.

Yes but its so rare that it has little impact - plus the way it was originally oversold hasnt helped its credibility and it now also has treatments.

A common STD is more likely to have a deterrent effect.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Blame Wij.

 

[cHodAX]

Blame Wij.

Yep, if only he had wiped his cock with dettol instead of stilton.

 

[old.Tohtori]

An STD won't be the ruin of man, TdC on the other hand...

 

[Corran]

awww, poor gimmly gonna have to be more careful with his $2 whores!

 

[old.Tohtori]

awww, poor gimmly gonna have to be more careful with his $2 whores!

He got a job to upgrade to 2??

 

[Corran]

He got a job to upgrade to 2??

prices went up with inflation! so he can only go 1/4 of what he used too

 

[Huntingtons]

ladybois anyway. after all he lives in bangkok

 

[cHodAX]

ladybois anyway. after all he lives in bangkok

As long as he doesn't touch the cock it isn't gay.

 

[Corran]

As long as he doesn't touch the cock it isn't gay.

he better not touch himself then

<maybe i should stop being a sarky bastard today )

 

[cHodAX]

Dark alley, no one watching, 50p a go? Might be tempted myself!

 

[Wij]

Yep, if only he had wiped his cock with dettol instead of stilton.

using your Mum's curtains now













(beef)

 

[cHodAX]

using your Mum's curtains now













(beef)

Leave my Mum's curtains out of it, she bought them from Laura Ashley and they cost a fucking fortune!

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

awww, poor gimmly gonna have to be more careful with his $2 whores!

When I fuck whores, I don't pay, I'm in my early 20s, tall broad and handsome ........... and I usually "nip out for water" when it's payment time.

Made me start to think about using them Durex British kite certified condoms I have though rather than cheap ones.

I'm just sure the GF counts ....

As long as he doesn't touch the cock it isn't gay.

Words of a real man

If it looks like a dog, smells like a dog, it's a dog.

 

[Wij]

Leave my Mum's curtains out of it, she bought them from Laura Ashley and they cost a fucking fortune!

OK - I'll use the coal scuttle.

 

[cHodAX]

OK - I'll use the coal scuttle.

She uses gas mate, we might live in the north but we don't burn coal anymore and we even have electricty now!

 

[Wij]

twas a euphamism really

 

[ECA]

Does this have anything to do with the chinese coming?

 

[cHodAX]

twas a euphamism really

She isn't that old, 56 is a bit young to be doing away with her!