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News Flash :- Men become obsolete overnight.

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Sissyfoo, Jan 14, 2004.

  1. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

  2. Adari

    Adari Part of the furniture

    in the future they wud still need men to produce women to sell those items to!
     
  3. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    We will end up being either working in sweatshops to produce portable orgasmatrons or hooked up like cattle in a massive milking facility where our man gravy is pumped out of us and frozen to artificially inseminate the women. ~shudder~
     
  4. SilverHood

    SilverHood Part of the furniture

    Well, guys can do it without a physical physical partner, why not women too?? .... but the real thing is still much preffered :p
     
  5. Flesh

    Flesh Banned

    Last time I checked, women had hands and fingers too.
     
  6. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    Perhaps, but if I could just push a button for insta-gratification I know I wouldn't spend any time chasing women. :p
     
  7. Marczje

    Marczje Fledgling Freddie

    Yea like, 'I wanna have sex, let me drink this and then I will apply these patches in 10 minutes..'

    ;o
     
  8. 'Shy

    'Shy One of Freddy's beloved

    $140??!?!! No thanks, I'll stick to using me fingers :D
     
  9. zRRR

    zRRR Banned

    thats not a nice thought shy.


    i bet they cant make a machine to deliver a load tho tbh.
     
  10. Belsameth

    Belsameth Tainted

    I bet they can, and even if they can't...lots less messy without it, and reduces STD spreading.
    buhbye guys, you just became obsolete :p
     
  11. yaruar

    yaruar Can't get enough of FH

    i think I should buy one for the g/f so I can spend more time playing daoc....

    :clap:
     
  12. gunner440

    gunner440 Hey Daddy Altman

    i bet its males who create the things tho so..
     
  13. Iskander

    Iskander Fledgling Freddie

    Good idea, but as long as they don't remove the 15 min wait we have on the teleports you will still be able to have some quality time with gf in between those ports ;-)
     
  14. 'Shy

    'Shy One of Freddy's beloved

    Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up :p
     
  15. yaruar

    yaruar Can't get enough of FH

    [QUOTE='Shy]Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up :p[/QUOTE]
    unfortunately being a lumbering thane I never had the luxury..

    although there were a few times I was stuck to someone for the odd half hour whilst "afk"
     
  16. Fedaykin

    Fedaykin Fledgling Freddie

    doesnt give them an orgasm but brings them to the verge

    could work in mens favour

    wife "oh husband you look so sexy! come join me upstairs"
    husband "ok wife will be there when my i ding level 43, go play with your machine"
    wife "ok husband dont be too long"

    give wife 20 mins to get to the verge

    BANG BANG BANG

    man doesnt need to do any work atm, "wham bam thank you maam", both come, shes happy and your only afk 5 mins.

    i see an upside tbh
     
  17. Belsameth

    Belsameth Tainted

    you honestly think you'll be let off the hook that easy?
    some worthless woman you had ;)
     
  18. k9awya

    k9awya Fledgling Freddie

    er says they have to drink some super electro charged drink 20mins before, so its hardly instant :/

    a good ol' seeing to with the tongue is quicker
     
  19. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    Lol if i said that, i wouldnt be getting anything for a good while - until i bought interflora out of flowers
     
  20. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    Good point. :)

    I guess this will be the greatest invention ever for people who suffer from...

    ...

    ...<deep booming voice>PREMATURE EJACULATION!!!</deep booming voice>

    Heh, losers. :)
     
  21. Chilly

    Chilly Balls of steel

    bah, nothin like a good ol' fashioned shag tbh.
     
  22. Nuked

    Nuked Fledgling Freddie

    yes buy that, or you could just take the money .. buy a porn, and finger yourself for 20minutes ... well buy alot of porn! :rolleyes:
     
  23. Ala

    Ala Fledgling Freddie

    GIVF!:clap:

    It sounds great! Besides shagging is great too and wanking but so are toys. Put them all together and WHAMMO!!! 'Good times!' :D
     
  24. Fedaykin

    Fedaykin Fledgling Freddie

    woman drinks the drink :drink:
    man does his few mins work :wub:
    woman comes :flame:
    both happy :cheers:
     
  25. Ala

    Ala Fledgling Freddie

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 'Shy
    Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up :p

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by yaruar
    unfortunately being a lumbering thane I never had the luxury..

    although there were a few times I was stuck to someone for the odd half hour whilst "afk"





    I could live w/o those visuals :eek:
     
  26. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    I think I opened up a big box of Pandora's Boxes when I started this thread. :x
     
  27. Iskander

    Iskander Fledgling Freddie

    yup

    :wij:
     
  28. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    I'm still better than it.
     
  29. yaruar

    yaruar Can't get enough of FH

    I disagree a cormorant is very like a shag in looks and habits.
     
  30. yaruar

    yaruar Can't get enough of FH

    You forgot the end. Man goes down the pub and drinks his happy drinks!
     

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