News Flash :- Men become obsolete overnight.

Adari

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in the future they wud still need men to produce women to sell those items to!
 

Sissyfoo

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We will end up being either working in sweatshops to produce portable orgasmatrons or hooked up like cattle in a massive milking facility where our man gravy is pumped out of us and frozen to artificially inseminate the women. ~shudder~
 

SilverHood

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Well, guys can do it without a physical physical partner, why not women too?? .... but the real thing is still much preffered :p
 

Flesh

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SilverHood said:
Well, guys can do it without a physical physical partner, why not women too?? .... but the real thing is still much preffered :p
Last time I checked, women had hands and fingers too.
 

Sissyfoo

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SilverHood said:
Well, guys can do it without a physical physical partner, why not women too?? .... but the real thing is still much preffered :p
Perhaps, but if I could just push a button for insta-gratification I know I wouldn't spend any time chasing women. :p
 

Marczje

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Yea like, 'I wanna have sex, let me drink this and then I will apply these patches in 10 minutes..'

;o
 

'Shy

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$140??!?!! No thanks, I'll stick to using me fingers :D
 

zRRR

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thats not a nice thought shy.


i bet they cant make a machine to deliver a load tho tbh.
 

Belsameth

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I bet they can, and even if they can't...lots less messy without it, and reduces STD spreading.
buhbye guys, you just became obsolete :p
 

yaruar

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i think I should buy one for the g/f so I can spend more time playing daoc....

:clap:
 

Iskander

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yaruar said:
i think I should buy one for the g/f so I can spend more time playing daoc....

:clap:
Good idea, but as long as they don't remove the 15 min wait we have on the teleports you will still be able to have some quality time with gf in between those ports ;-)
 

'Shy

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Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up :p
 

yaruar

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[QUOTE='Shy]Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up :p[/QUOTE]
unfortunately being a lumbering thane I never had the luxury..

although there were a few times I was stuck to someone for the odd half hour whilst "afk"
 

Fedaykin

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doesnt give them an orgasm but brings them to the verge

could work in mens favour

wife "oh husband you look so sexy! come join me upstairs"
husband "ok wife will be there when my i ding level 43, go play with your machine"
wife "ok husband dont be too long"

give wife 20 mins to get to the verge

BANG BANG BANG

man doesnt need to do any work atm, "wham bam thank you maam", both come, shes happy and your only afk 5 mins.

i see an upside tbh
 

Belsameth

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you honestly think you'll be let off the hook that easy?
some worthless woman you had ;)
 

k9awya

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er says they have to drink some super electro charged drink 20mins before, so its hardly instant :/

a good ol' seeing to with the tongue is quicker
 

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Fedaykin said:
wife "oh husband you look so sexy! come join me upstairs"
husband "ok wife will be there when my i ding level 43, go play with your machine"
Lol if i said that, i wouldnt be getting anything for a good while - until i bought interflora out of flowers
 

Sissyfoo

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Fedaykin said:
doesnt give them an orgasm but brings them to the verge

could work in mens favour

wife "oh husband you look so sexy! come join me upstairs"
husband "ok wife will be there when my i ding level 43, go play with your machine"
wife "ok husband dont be too long"

give wife 20 mins to get to the verge

BANG BANG BANG

man doesnt need to do any work atm, "wham bam thank you maam", both come, shes happy and your only afk 5 mins.

i see an upside tbh
Good point. :)

I guess this will be the greatest invention ever for people who suffer from...

...

...<deep booming voice>PREMATURE EJACULATION!!!</deep booming voice>

Heh, losers. :)
 

Nuked

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yes buy that, or you could just take the money .. buy a porn, and finger yourself for 20minutes ... well buy alot of porn! :rolleyes:
 

Ala

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GIVF!:clap:

It sounds great! Besides shagging is great too and wanking but so are toys. Put them all together and WHAMMO!!! 'Good times!' :D
 

Fedaykin

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woman drinks the drink :drink:
man does his few mins work :wub:
woman comes :flame:
both happy :cheers:
 

Ala

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Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Shy
Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up :p

Quote:
Originally Posted by yaruar
unfortunately being a lumbering thane I never had the luxury..

although there were a few times I was stuck to someone for the odd half hour whilst "afk"





I could live w/o those visuals :eek:
 

Sissyfoo

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I think I opened up a big box of Pandora's Boxes when I started this thread. :x
 

yaruar

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Chilly said:
bah, nothin like a good ol' fashioned shag tbh.
I disagree a cormorant is very like a shag in looks and habits.
 

yaruar

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Fedaykin said:
woman drinks the drink :drink:
man does his few mins work :wub:
woman comes :flame:
both happy :cheers:
You forgot the end. Man goes down the pub and drinks his happy drinks!
 

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