News Flash :- Men become obsolete overnight.

in the future they wud still need men to produce women to sell those items to!

 

Well, guys can do it without a physical physical partner, why not women too?? .... but the real thing is still much preffered

 

Last time I checked, women had hands and fingers too.

 

Yea like, 'I wanna have sex, let me drink this and then I will apply these patches in 10 minutes..'

;o

 

$140??!?!! No thanks, I'll stick to using me fingers

 

thats not a nice thought shy.


i bet they cant make a machine to deliver a load tho tbh.

 

I bet they can, and even if they can't...lots less messy without it, and reduces STD spreading.
buhbye guys, you just became obsolete

 

i think I should buy one for the g/f so I can spend more time playing daoc....

 

i bet its males who create the things tho so..

 

Good idea, but as long as they don't remove the 15 min wait we have on the teleports you will still be able to have some quality time with gf in between those ports ;-)

 

Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up

 

[QUOTE='Shy]Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up [/QUOTE]
unfortunately being a lumbering thane I never had the luxury..

although there were a few times I was stuck to someone for the odd half hour whilst "afk"

 

doesnt give them an orgasm but brings them to the verge

could work in mens favour

wife "oh husband you look so sexy! come join me upstairs"
husband "ok wife will be there when my i ding level 43, go play with your machine"
wife "ok husband dont be too long"

give wife 20 mins to get to the verge

BANG BANG BANG

man doesnt need to do any work atm, "wham bam thank you maam", both come, shes happy and your only afk 5 mins.

i see an upside tbh

 

you honestly think you'll be let off the hook that easy?
some worthless woman you had

 

er says they have to drink some super electro charged drink 20mins before, so its hardly instant :/

a good ol' seeing to with the tongue is quicker

 

Lol if i said that, i wouldnt be getting anything for a good while - until i bought interflora out of flowers

 

bah, nothin like a good ol' fashioned shag tbh.

 

yes buy that, or you could just take the money .. buy a porn, and finger yourself for 20minutes ... well buy alot of porn!

 

GIVF!

It sounds great! Besides shagging is great too and wanking but so are toys. Put them all together and WHAMMO!!! 'Good times!'

 

woman drinks the drink
man does his few mins work :wub:
woman comes
both happy

 

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Originally Posted by 'Shy
Hehhe, brings back memories of racing to Dartmoor entrance ahead of our group so we could go afk for a quickie while they caught up

Quote:
Originally Posted by yaruar
unfortunately being a lumbering thane I never had the luxury..

although there were a few times I was stuck to someone for the odd half hour whilst "afk"




I could live w/o those visuals

 

yup

 

I'm still better than it.

 

I disagree a cormorant is very like a shag in looks and habits.

 

You forgot the end. Man goes down the pub and drinks his happy drinks!