Aye it sucks - too close to Christmas - I blame baby jesus!
WTF is New years about anyway - its just some arbitrary point decided by some bunch of old monks years ago - the winter solstice is the only significant event this time of year - why dont we have our pissup then like the jolly old pagans did?
Went to my sisters played on my brother in-laws X-box a bit (not in the slightest bit impressed) drank a few bears and watched the Hootenanny, came home, news years is nothing special really.
my gf and I were both ill: she's got a cold that is so bad that she's actually admitted she's ill, and I have some strange stomach thing that wouldn't let me eat or drink without throwing up.
I'd say this new-year was the most miserable one I've ever experienced in my life -especially after throwing up 6 times in a row just for drinking some water. I turned off my phone and went to bed at 20:00.
if the lovely Kylie had crawled into bed with me and the gf and offered a hot lezza threesome we'd prolly have told her to fuck right off and leave us alone
half dutch
it's smashing when combined with chocolate sauce on vanilla ice-cream though mmm!
though this not being able to eat lark is good for my circumference I'm somewhat worried as I only get colds, not ill as in proper ill. I did have a sandwich at lunchtime though, and I'm drinking lots of tea which is coming out again through the correct openings so I guess I'm going to be ok
if the lovely Kylie had crawled into bed with me and the gf and offered a hot lezza threesome we'd prolly have told her to fuck right off and leave us alone
silly person, d'you think I'd willingly deny my beautiful gf the pleasure of watching me have mad sexor with Kylie for the hell of it? I was barely able to breathe without moaning in sheer agony, let alone have sex with anyone, or do anything else that involved moaning. or even moving!
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