Fivesome ?Going to a place with an open bar and finger food. All the lads bailed out like the absolute bastards they are so it's just going to be me and missus' friends.
I'm going to pretend to like shoes
Who gives a fuck about enforced jolity and fucking new year bullshit
dare we ask :LRound a mate's for a small gathering. Mandy might be there. The whore.
Gonna sit in and watch the Jools Hootananny (probably round russ's)
Does she know about this?
Sounds quite dastardly cheeky!Nope not yet, gonna nestle myself between her and Mr Russell and help myself to cheese and biscuits
Octosome ?7 women, eh? You dirty dog
or, umm, do you mean seven birds?
ok -I'm asking WHO is Mandy?Round a mate's for a small gathering. Mandy might be there. The whore.
His mother in law.ok -I'm asking WHO is Mandy?