New to the server...so new i'm....

[Damini]

Welcome to BW innferno, you may find it a little bit different to the VNBoards... (The button to report a post is located at the bottom right of the posts!)

Jupitus, Tyraette and Nico are engaged in bizarre rhyming antics, if they start producing limericks mid sentence its best to smile politely and not make any sudden movements. I think its a side effect of months of PARPing...

The rest of the natives are mostly harmless, with a smattering of flamage on occasion. I'm sure you'll settle in fine (or we'll find you rocking back in forth in the corner in a few days, clutching a blanket.... either way...)

Welcome

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

And don't venture to OT if you want to keep your sanity.

 

[Jupitus]

Well Damini says I was PARPing,
Though others might say it was farting,
I've always a rhyme,
Whenever there's time,
Especially for new people starting

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Yes Jupi it was you farting
An evil Dot had you smarting
you're an Inf so old
that others grow bold
So Innferno in Alb is just starting.

Have fun in Alb Innferno. I'll be seeing you with my butler in the frontiers soon

 

[innferno]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus
Yes Jupi it was you farting
An evil Dot had you smarting
you're an Inf so old
that others grow bold
So Innferno in Alb is just starting.

Have fun in Alb Innferno. I'll be seeing you with my butler in the frontiers soon

The life of a Spiritmaster is tough,
unlike chanters your pet is not buff,
but when emain is callin',
and the zerg needs some mauling,
your life taps should do well enough.

Thanks for the welcome guys, i'll try and take it easy on you the first time we meet :swords:

 

[Jupitus]

A limericker new, we have found,
And if he can make up some ground,
Some new fun we'll see,
With him and us three,
To me he seems sound as a pound

 

[innferno]

Originally posted by Jupitus
A limericker new, we have found,
And if he can make up some ground,
Some new fun we'll see,
With him and us three,
To me he seems sound as a pound

I may seem as sound as a pound,
and my stomach is certainly round,
but don't get near my feet when they're feeling the heat,
cause you'll end up flat out on the ground!!

 

[Jupitus]

I doubt I'll be smelling your feet,
They seem like some old rotten meat,
A warning to all,
Beware where you fall,
In a sewer, by comparison, is sweet

 

[Brunore]

Originally posted by innferno
I'd just like to say that Tenko has been the niciest person i've met in game so far.

This guy helped my out no end last night after spending ages running about like a headless hicken looking for that damn tomb (I don't have any maps).

In response to Bone:

I would have liked to join the other realms but when I thought about it the most enjoyment was to explore a totally new realm and set of classes. Albion was the only place to do this and people seem to think that RVR is pretty even atm.

Tenko nice!

Bah, I had to show him where Mithra was with Yond

Then he used to get a bit AE happy and we get teleported to PKB a lot

 

[innferno]

Originally posted by Brunore
Tenko nice!

Bah, I had to show him where Mithra was with Yond

Then he used to get a bit AE happy and we get teleported to PKB a lot

:lol: Well I got his alt back for ya last night. Trying to play two comps I got stuck in a room during a pop and brave ole Tenko stayed till the last......which was about 30 seconds after the first

 

[old.Cher]

since u opted for albion i'll get this swiftly out of the way now.

u are now zergling no. 687 , from now on u must only answer to that name, and must run around with at least 20+ people laugh spamming and dancing on corpses, failure to do this will have u booted out of albion.

all the help i can give u now, is to go have a wander around the realm and see which guilds seem the nicest/best for you, although its been a while i'd still recommend u take a very long look at the order of the knights templar, since i still beleive them to be the nicest guild within albion.

also if u could /slap vincible, maxgirth or deld if u see them around i'd be in your debt no. 687

 

[The Real Redi]

So far i have watched from the wings
Hearing the limericking kings
Rhyming verses at speed
You pretenders take heed
When Shaeff opens his mouth and sings

The cacophany that he can create
Compared to a squeaky old gate
isn't in the same league
my ears suffer fatigue
give it a rest will you mate?

As for Jupitus - a noble old man
dressed in leather, just cos he can
His talent with words
has just got to be heard
and no, that ain't a fake tan...

Innferno you join in the verse
Lets face it, you can't be much worse
but now i am here,
it will all become clear
in comparison, the rest are quite terse...

:great:

 

[innferno]

Originally posted by old.Cher
since u opted for albion i'll get this swiftly out of the way now.

u are now zergling no. 687 , from now on u must only answer to that name, and must run around with at least 20+ people laugh spamming and dancing on corpses, failure to do this will have u booted out of albion.

all the help i can give u now, is to go have a wander around the realm and see which guilds seem the nicest/best for you, although its been a while i'd still recommend u take a very long look at the order of the knights templar, since i still beleive them to be the nicest guild within albion.

also if u could /slap vincible, maxgirth or deld if u see them around i'd be in your debt no. 687

Must......protect.......the hive......



....on the other hand i'm more than willing to change realm.........for 100 gold and a PL to 5 j/k

 

[innferno]

Originally posted by The Real Redi
So far i have watched from the wings
Hearing the limericking kings
Rhyming verses at speed
You pretenders take heed
When Shaeff opens his mouth and sings

The cacophany that he can create
Compared to a squeaky old gate
isn't in the same league
my ears suffer fatigue
give it a rest will you mate?

As for Jupitus - a noble old man
dressed in leather, just cos he can
His talent with words
has just got to be heard
and no, that ain't a fake tan...

Innferno you join in the verse
Lets face it, you can't be much worse
but now i am here,
it will all become clear
in comparison, the rest are quite terse...

:great:

It's true that i've joined in your verse,
and maybe I can't do much worse,
but when all's said and done,
if my verses are dumb,
i'll just blow you out with my curses

Now that last bit didn't make any sense,
so this ditty is my recompense:

The Real Redi seems able to rhyme,
and his limericks are just sublime,
but if you think you're the king,
i'll clip back your wings,
and take over that crown in no time.

 

[liste]

please make a limerick forum :< <head spins, eyes swimming>

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by innferno
The life of a Spiritmaster is tough,
unlike chanters your pet is not buff,
but when emain is callin',
and the zerg needs some mauling,
your life taps should do well enough.

Thanks for the welcome guys, i'll try and take it easy on you the first time we meet :swords:

Well I'll let Jeeves know you think he isn't buff. I believe Onkil met Jeeves last Sunday... and lost.. badly

Besides you'll not find me in a zerg that often. I prefer wandering around solo or in single groups, and I have a large bag full of tricks as I'm not specced the way you might think I am

As one Ickle old Inf has a habit of saying....

MON THEN!!!!!!!! :swords:

 

[innferno]

Originally posted by Old Nicodemus


Well I'll let Jeeves know you think he isn't buff. I believe Onkil met Jeeves last Sunday... and lost.. badly

Besides you'll not find me in a zerg that often. I prefer wandering around solo or in single groups, and I have a large bag full of tricks as I'm not specced the way you might think I am

As one Ickle old Inf has a habit of saying....

MON THEN!!!!!!!! :swords:

:lol: Jeeves :lol: - thats truely great stuff

Should be funny seeing necro pet vs cabby pet we'll have to arrange a meeting for that one. I'll look forward to working out your spec when we finally meet :swords:

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by innferno
:lol: Jeeves :lol: - thats truely great stuff

Should be funny seeing necro pet vs cabby pet we'll have to arrange a meeting for that one. I'll look forward to working out your spec when we finally meet :swords:

NECRO!!!!

Pfffft... I'll show you Necro.

Those wannabe Spiritmasters are nothing compared to the real thing.

So I'll be looking out for you to give you a damn good thrashing!!!!

 

[Tenko]

Originally posted by Brunore
Tenko nice!

Bah, I had to show him where Mithra was with Yond

Then he used to get a bit AE happy and we get teleported to PKB a lot

Hehe, AoE spells are fun! I once managed to kill my wiz at lvl 30 in Mithra by spamming AoE

If I ever get Khelban to 40 I'm gonna respec Ice and then I'll show you how to die quickly!

 

[innferno]

Well, i've got myself to 11 as a Necro and a Reaver......and now i'm thinking of deleting and moving realm.

Nothing against Alb but its just too crowded and the Necro is just too bugged. I'd read about the bugs on the VN boards but wow, I never expected them to be so frequent and numerous *sigh*.

So then, Mid or Hib ...hmmm....

Hib has Chanter / Ment combo for quick levelling and Mid has ...well...zerkers and shammies but i'm not going to go down that route.

 

[old.Trine Aquavit]

You might consider a Pac Healer/Supp SM combo on Mid - all you need for pet pull PBAE, quite a challenge to play together, and plenty of fun with both characters in RvR.

 

[innferno]

Certainly would be a tough combo to play...especially with my lack of co-ordination. Would be fun though.

How about two Spiritmasters, one for the Focus pull and one for the PBAE

 

[granny]

Originally posted by innferno
Heh, funnily enough I ran past you last night .

I thought they were great names so stopped a second to check you out

Hehe /blush

There's a Hilarious now too but he's too low level to put in the sig yet

 

[twistedmind]

Originally posted by innferno
Thanks for all the welcomes

The damn game didn't turn up this morning! I'm now preparing to release my pack of angry rabid badgers in the reception area of play.com

rabid badgers you say they are on mid excal and by far the funniest guild there is with me and many other crazy badgers

Glad to see you joined mid i would love to try to get to 50 on pryd with my mentalist and you'll see how a badger fight. alltho that is at another server

 

[innferno]

Originally posted by twistedmind
rabid badgers you say they are on mid excal and by far the funniest guild there is with me and many other crazy badgers

Glad to see you joined mid i would love to try to get to 50 on pryd with my mentalist and you'll see how a badger fight. alltho that is at another server

Awesome guild name

Perhaps i'll leave my Alb chars on Pryd and roll some Mid toons on Excal to see how I like it.......

Bah, this was always my problem on the US servers. I can never keep to one class, me and my ex went through a 50 chanter, 50 bard, 50 warden, 50 druid, 42 chanter (light), 33 skald, 25 healer, 12 hunter.....and now i'm doing it all again *shoots himself*.

 

[old.Cher]

NS! be the most fun of the stealther classes to play, the feeling when u kill another stealther and watch all the buffs drop is one of the finest feelings in the world