New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

[wrathofsauron]

Nice mr strondor actually funny, you forgot to add rg in the end i shall remember your post next time i solo first cohort

But i somewhat understand you can't be easy to be in a realm where the only time you can rvr is between 18-24 or should i say "zerg" rest of the time you are free rp for Midgard/Hibneria.

 

[old.MikhailGudlik]

Red, white and black.
My favourite colours =D
Im in!

 

[old.MikhailGudlik]

Found this in RVR rection:
Hi, decided to delete my BM and re-roll a Merc.

Am moving to Albion because of the huge respect I have for the l33t Albs who justify their own lameness by finger-pointing.

I have no desire to join a guild so have decided to form my own...

<Feck Off We Never Zerg>

Entrance is simple.

1 - You must be LvL 50 with a minimum of 2 accounts (preferably with one account being a hib/mid on excalibur)

2 - You must bring with you 200 friends (this is slightly flexible, 199 will do)

3 - You must be dedicated to RvR.

4 - You must thoroughly read all patch notes, so that we can..
a) exploit those bugs before they get patched
b) whine about others exploiting similar bugs
c) know which FotM to roll next
d) whine about those bug fixes that nerf your class

5 - Hold in extreme high regard BW whiners (like Landshark etc) whose incredible ability to kiss other Albs asses has to be read to be believed.

RvR Rules

1 - Never travel in less than 20 FGs

2 - Never rez stealthers unless they are in our guild

3 - Never help to retake our own keeps. Any member found in the Albion Frontier that is not on a quest will be dismissed and slandered for all eternity.

4 - Relics are not important for us to deem it worthy of our time to get/defend them but feel free to whine about other albs not defending/capturing for us.

5 - Farm at least 1000 RPs each per day. I realise this will be slightly difficult due to the lack of enemies, but for every soloer our guild kills we should claim between 1 - 7 RPs each ( make sure each group gets at least 1 hit in!!)

Thats the prelimanary rules for now but there is ONE GOLDEN RULE.

You must have no moral code whatsoever. Whether its LvL1 or LvL 50, if its an enemy it must be killed. You are free to /laugh /taunt /rude any dead enemy we come across whether killed by us or not.

BTW we will have our own guild chronicler whose sole purpose is to post on BW justifying our actions with tales of our heroic victorys.

PS. Strondor thx for the inspiration


__________________
Cjkace <Celtic Fist> Blademaster LvL 50 + 8 bubs - 1165 Armorcraft - 119 days played - RR5.1
Kimber Ley <Celtic Fist> Mentalist LvL 23


Last edited by cjkaceBM on 20-04-03 at 21:19

 

[sorusi]

nice one strondor

 

[alithiel50]

Originally posted by AbPoon
Who is Strondor?

He's the one who kicks up those nice little clouds of dust around you just before we hack you to bits....

 

[etcetra]

Originally posted by Gold-i2
"Why are there no albs up at 5am when Mids rape their keeps?"

"Because all albs are ages 10-15, and their mommies won't let them stay up."

im 14 Years old and have participated on the 2 last relic raids, so whats your point?

 

[old.MikhailGudlik]

your perents neglect you =D
They must be hibs.

 

[-venum-]

Originally posted by Strondor_New
Applications are now being considered for Midgard's latest uber RVR guild: "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK".

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:

1) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO WAKE UP AND PLAY AT 5AM IN THE MORNING.

2) EXPERIENCE PREFERRED (IDEALLY AGAINST NPC GUARDS)

3) AT LEAST REALM RANK 2 ( I'M SORRY BUT WE ARE GOONA HAVE TO BE TOUGH ABOUT THIS)

4) WHILST WE ARE AWARE THAT THIS BREACHES ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS ; WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE APPLICATIONS FROM PLAYERS WHO HAVE SPOUSES, GIRL FRIENDS, BOY FRIENDS, ANY FRIENDS, OR INDEED ANY REAL LIFE AT ALL.

5) A KEEN INTEREST IN RUNNING AROUND IN A ZERG.

6) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO PRESS F8 AND F6 AND STICK.

WHAT WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR:

1) INDIVIDUALS.

2) ANYONE WHO HAS ANY SEMBLANCE OF TALENT.


REMUNERATION PACKAGE:

1) ATTRACTIVE PACKAGE OF UP TO 10 RPS / KILL.

2) NICE GUILD UNIFORM.. HMM HOW DOES RED AND WHITE SOUND TO YOU? ;P

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

NOOBAIM IMSOMNIAC (LVL 50 BEZERGKER)
REALM RANK : RADAR HERREN.
GM TO "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK"

SIGN ME UP THEN DICKFACE!!!

 

[braudristin]

Originally posted by old.MikhailGudlik
Found this in RVR rection:
Hi, decided to delete my BM and re-roll a Merc.

Am moving to Albion because of the huge respect I have for the l33t Albs who justify their own lameness by finger-pointing.

I have no desire to join a guild so have decided to form my own...

<Feck Off We Never Zerg>

Entrance is simple.

1 - You must be LvL 50 with a minimum of 2 accounts (preferably with one account being a hib/mid on excalibur)

2 - You must bring with you 200 friends (this is slightly flexible, 199 will do)

3 - You must be dedicated to RvR.

4 - You must thoroughly read all patch notes, so that we can..
a) exploit those bugs before they get patched
b) whine about others exploiting similar bugs
c) know which FotM to roll next
d) whine about those bug fixes that nerf your class

5 - Hold in extreme high regard BW whiners (like Landshark etc) whose incredible ability to kiss other Albs asses has to be read to be believed.

RvR Rules

1 - Never travel in less than 20 FGs

2 - Never rez stealthers unless they are in our guild

3 - Never help to retake our own keeps. Any member found in the Albion Frontier that is not on a quest will be dismissed and slandered for all eternity.

4 - Relics are not important for us to deem it worthy of our time to get/defend them but feel free to whine about other albs not defending/capturing for us.

5 - Farm at least 1000 RPs each per day. I realise this will be slightly difficult due to the lack of enemies, but for every soloer our guild kills we should claim between 1 - 7 RPs each ( make sure each group gets at least 1 hit in!!)

Thats the prelimanary rules for now but there is ONE GOLDEN RULE.

You must have no moral code whatsoever. Whether its LvL1 or LvL 50, if its an enemy it must be killed. You are free to /laugh /taunt /rude any dead enemy we come across whether killed by us or not.

BTW we will have our own guild chronicler whose sole purpose is to post on BW justifying our actions with tales of our heroic victorys.

PS. Strondor thx for the inspiration


__________________
Cjkace <Celtic Fist> Blademaster LvL 50 + 8 bubs - 1165 Armorcraft - 119 days played - RR5.1
Kimber Ley <Celtic Fist> Mentalist LvL 23


Last edited by cjkaceBM on 20-04-03 at 21:19

Look no further, this describes EVERY Albion guild on Excalibur! hahahahaha

 

[kra]

boo-hoo. delete this one also?-)

 

[sorusi]

i can sponsor you with 300 gold stronodr for emblem if you want