New Device!

[ECA]

I want to patent a new device that stabs people in the face over the internet...how do I go about this?

 

[FatBusinessman]

http://www.patent.gov.uk/patent/howtoapply/index.htm

Read. Learn. Then sod off.

 

[Cdr]

Originally posted by ECA
I want to patent a new device that stabs people in the face over the internet...how do I go about this?

Oooooh

Can I help test it, I have a whole list here of people who it can be 'tested' on.

*shows ECA The List (dum dum dum duuuuuuummm)*

 

[FatBusinessman]

*notices that ECA is, in fact, on the list already*

 

[kameleon]

I would love to answer this question, but I can't without doing extreme violence upon you eca, so instead I suggest you just kill yourself and save me the heartache