New coffee machine

[Wilier]

Since Ive been away, weve had a bunch of new coffee machines installed at work.

Offering a dazzling array of new tastes such as Espresso Choc, Cappachino and, erm, tea. Non of its caffeine free either which is a change from the last shite we had.

And its all FREE



Hmmm, fancy a cafe-latte-choco-espresso-chino anyone?

 

[Wij]

No. Double espresso is fine for me. None of yer fancy frothy bolox ta. Mind u, once I've had enough to wake up, I can't drink any more or I go mad

 

[bigbb]

I wanteh Cappachino.

 

[xane]

Ah, the Nutrimatics Drinks Dispenser from the Sirius Cybernetics Company, producing a liquid that looks like, but is not quite entirely, tea.

Had those in my company for ages, rather suspicious that the "Hot Choc", "Expressochoc" and "Chocomilk" produce the same beverage with slightly varying quantities of washing up liquid.

 

[Wij]

Coloured water is all our machines spit out

 

[old.Jas]

 

[bigbb]

That gets less and less funny everytime, Jas.

 

[old.Jas]

Never mind - it was topical

 

[xane]

Topical ? It covers just about every bloody angle; coffee, modding, photoshopping, PCs, overclocking, heating/cooling, intel vs AMD, intel vs Kenko, sex, hamsters, repetition of boring images, and I could probably find goat pr0n in there somewhere, if I tried, honest.

 

[Wilier]

Slowly working my way through all the choices.

Just had a double espresso, clicked the BLACK and STRONG keys and the machine started to smoke!!!!

Tastes nice though.

WEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[xane]

Just to outdo you lot, there's a Starbucks and a Costa inside my company, in fact I'm just off for a quick Tall Skinny Cap (and some coffee too perhaps).

 

[old.Jas]

Originally posted by camazotz
repetition of boring images

Originally posted by bigbb
That gets less and less funny everytime

Christ you people need to fucking chill out! Its only been posted once before as a desktop.

Sorry for wasting 23k of your bandwidth and the wear and tear of your mouse wheel.

No wonder the jolt people, and newbies in general think we're anal about whats posted.

 

[old.Jas]

Try the white chocolate mocca from starbucks - tasty and an excellent caffine hit

 

[Will]

This is the crap machine we have at work, dispensing something called "coffee", though tasting like...it's hard to describe, but it's close to what I call coffee at home, just with the addition of a rancid aftertaste. As for the "tea", reminds me of a mushroom based drink I used to quaff in my youth, but without the fun after effects.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Jas


Christ you people need to fucking chill out! Its only been posted once before as a desktop.

Sorry for wasting 23k of your bandwidth and the wear and tear of your mouse wheel.

No wonder the jolt people, and newbies in general think we're anal about whats posted.

Gee Jas, you having a bad day or what.

Here, have this

 

[old.Jas]

My day is just fine thanks - lovely and sunny outside, shining nicely into my office. Homemade hot chocolate in my hand, radio streaming in, coding away.

 

[Wilier]

Git.

Nice and sunny outside, no radio allowed, about 150 F in our turbine hall, and Ive got to go fiddle with a control valve. Should be back in about an hour, wet feckin through

 

[kanonfodda]

No Radio here either, got the boss to let me use headphones o nthe laptop though CD's )

Where do you work willier??

 

[Wilier]

An oil refinery on the East coast, near Grimsby.

Damn its hot here.

 

[PR.]

Bah its 26c in here bloody boiling...

As for coffee I don't drink but people who do need to drink quick otherwise the Aircon will evaporate it right out ya cup, air humididity -600

/me removes tie

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wij
Coloured water is all our machines spit out

Makes u wonder if the "TEA" option is directly linked to the urinals in the Gents


Anyone for a nice cup o piss ?

 

[Wij]

Bloke reading my paper at my desk just now commented that my coffee stank disgusting. I think u may be right.













*slurp*

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Jas
coding away.

But Jas ......... youre a bus driver !!!

 

[old.Jas]

Originally posted by Lazarus
But Jas ......... youre a bus driver !!!

Oh shit!

/me shuts down computer and runs to the bus depot