Help New addition to our family!

[Laddey]

Call him Stay, then when you say 'come here, Stay', it will confuse the fuck out of him

lol!

 

[Edmond]

......Colin

......Bruce

......Lord McGuillicudy of Wimbourne

 

[Lakih]

Call him Stay, then when you say 'come here, Stay', it will confuse the fuck out of him

Thats evil!

Id call him fucktard, its fun to yell in the park...

Hey!
Fucktard!
Come here fucktard!
No, not you, im yelling at my dog, calm down sir.
Fucktard!
Ye, thats for you!





*gives dog a treat*


Or call him Bob.

 

[georgie]

Child Porn!

YouTube - ‪Dog Gets Very Excited Over Code Word‬‏

 

[Overdriven]

Congratulations, Jim

 

[Punishment]

Doctorphunk

 

[Killswitch]

Kerry Katona

 

[Madmaxx]

if your going to do that you might aswell go with the whole hog with, Jade goody.

 

[ECA]

Murtag!

Spoiler

he's too old for that shit

 

[Shagrat]

Rupert, he looks like a Rupert.

 

[Shagrat]

Or jasper

 

[georgie]

You implying his dog looks gay?

 

[cHodAX]

Docwolfe is a great name!

 

[georgie]

You implying his dog looks gay?

 

[cHodAX]

Ok how about Dogwolfe?

 

[Ezteq]

oooh ooh ooooh!!

Get two more dogs in decreasing size that look just like him and call the smallest one Amedeus then the middle one Amedeus and the largest one Ah-Ah-ah Amedeus!!

Go Falco on it baby!!

 

[Lethul]

oooh ooh ooooh!!

Get two more dogs in decreasing size that look just like him and call the smallest one Amedeus then the middle one Amedeus and the largest one Ah-Ah-ah Amedeus!!

Go Falco on it baby!!

How about Falco!?

 

[TdC]

I think you should name it Kitty.



Or Parrot.



Or Poopfactory, which is a brilliant name

 

[- English -]

My favourite so far is Maximus

Tho the gf doesnt like it .. but then again she hasnt seen Gladiator qq ;<

 

[Ceixah]

My favourite so far is Maximus

Tho the gf doesnt like it .. but then again she hasnt seen Gladiator qq ;<

punch her in the face - chris brown style

I'm ashamed of lou for this!

 

[Tuthmes]

Dirty Sanchez

Call him Sanchez and if your gf doesnt like that then show her how it's done!

 

[Jeros]

Throatripper

 

[cHodAX]

My favourite so far is Maximus

Tho the gf doesnt like it .. but then again she hasnt seen Gladiator qq ;<

Seriously, Docwulfe!

 

[confused]

You've got to think of names you'd be happy shouting in a park... think things like fatty, ugly etc

 

[Influenza]

Banjo or something tough like Tyson , just do what my neighbour did and call your dog Dave.

 

[Gwadien]

You've got to think of names you'd be happy shouting in a park... think things like fatty, ugly etc

My bros gf's grandad called his dog Max, but never responds to it, so they used to get restless with it and call it a 'Little shit' now the only way it responds is by calling it Little Shit, so they took it for a walk in a park, let it off its leash, to have a run about, and the dog warden was about, and something about you have to have control, ie it comes back it if you shout it, so this warden wanted proof, so they were like *ahem* "maax.. maax"

Got a fine for it

Morale of the story is;

Don't be afraid to swear in public

 

[Ezteq]

You've got to think of names you'd be happy shouting in a park... think things like fatty, ugly etc

haha this is soo true, I used to work with a gordie bloke called tony and he had a little jack russel, his wife named it 'wobbles'...anyway the dog runs away one evening so he's there yelling out wobbles, c'mere wobbles and this bunck of bikers come down the road so he's like err gripper, c'mere gripper!! then when they'd gone he resumed (very quietly) calling out wobbles.

T'was very funny the way he said it in his accent hehe.

 

[- English -]

Had to put our little boy to sleep a few days ago. Along with all his other problems, kidney failure became apparent and it only took 3 days for us to make the horrible but kind decision. It really is not nice to see you first beloved member of the family have to go like this, but we are happy he's no longer suffering.

RIP Coco ;'|

 

[- English -]

on a positive note after reading some of the names we should have called him, i will try push for Maximus if we get another boy eheh

 

[Chosen]

Aw, sorry to hear mate. But better that, then enduring all the suffering!