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old.Tohtori

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I think it's "picking up male hitchhikers, acting as a female, with a dong between your thighs might be hazardous to your health".

Quite a story, and for the guy who did the stabbystab, must have been like;

Yei a ride! Thank you god!
Yei sexor! Thank you god!
A penis?! *devil laughs in the corner*
 
Dukat

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Huntingtons said:
cant read the article but i got a feeling she's a he?
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Dont let that put you off though huntingtons!!!

A hitchhiker is in prison in Fannin County, Texas, after stabbing the driver he got a ride with over the weekend.

James Wayne Evans, 43, was hitchhiking down the Interstate when a woman known only as Angie picked him up.

The pair went back to Angie’s horse barn where she asked him for oral sex.

"(When he did) comply with the female subject, he found out it was in fact not a female, but a male," Sheriff Moore of the county police said.

Officials say Evans pulled out a knife and stabbed Angie - who is a man - multiple times.

Angie was flown to hospital where he was treated and released.

Evans was taken into custody and taken to the Fannin County jail where bail has been set at $50,000.

Authorities warned that, regardless of the situation, picking up hitchhikers is never a good idea.
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Rofl, unless your hitchhiker is melissa theuriau in a paper bikini on a rainy day!
 
Bahumat

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Officials say Evans pulled out a knife and stabbed Angie - who is a man - multiple times.

I am a man, but only single times.
 
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lol this guy at my bfs work has a brother in the police and i just gotta share this story... sitting comfortbly? no well tough tits im starting anyway!


i think this was near salisbury anyhoo bloke found beaten up, stabbed etc and when asked what happened it turned out he'd been attacked, bundled in the back of his own car (in the boot) abducted and then abandoned in an area he didnt know...

feel sorry for him?

well maybe you should because what happened was this.


this other guy was sitting on a bench holding a knife to his gut contemplating suicide, the first guy (lets call him bob) thinks this second guy (lets call him walt) is having a wank and so asks is he can give him a hand... then tries going down on him so bob gets so freaked out he stabs walt several times in the back... bob then freaks out again and so tries to make things right by taking walt to hospital but bob has no car and so uses walts, he doesnt think walt would want blood all over his upholstery so puts him in the boot but gets lost and scared and ends up dumping walt and his car.


what are the chances of that happening eh? lol


so learn your lesson, never offer strangers oral sex unless they've brought you a drink first.
 
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Ezteq said:
lol this guy at my bfs work has a brother in the police and i just gotta share this story... sitting comfortbly? no well tough tits im starting anyway!


i think this was near salisbury anyhoo bloke found beaten up, stabbed etc and when asked what happened it turned out he'd been attacked, bundled in the back of his own car (in the boot) abducted and then abandoned in an area he didnt know...

feel sorry for him?

well maybe you should because what happened was this.


this other guy was sitting on a bench holding a knife to his gut contemplating suicide, the first guy (lets call him bob) thinks this second guy (lets call him walt) is having a wank and so asks is he can give him a hand... then tries going down on him so bob gets so freaked out he stabs walt several times in the back... bob then freaks out again and so tries to make things right by taking walt to hospital but bob has no car and so uses walts, he doesnt think walt would want blood all over his upholstery so puts him in the boot but gets lost and scared and ends up dumping walt and his car.


what are the chances of that happening eh? lol


so learn your lesson, never offer strangers oral sex unless they've brought you a drink first.
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Rofl Ez, all sounds a bit too convenient to me!! :ninja:
 
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Dukat my little puppy, dont worry, the bad times are over.
 
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Imgormiel said:
I heard Gamah is returning, full time, at your letter box waiting for the goodness :eek6:
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Isn't it supposed to be a generally good idea to, you know, not stick your wang in a letter box?

I've heard the results can be, errr, painful..
 
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Sharma said:
Isn't it supposed to be a generally good idea to, you know, not stick your wang in a letter box?

I've heard the results can be, errr, painful..
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Erm, usually Gamah waits for something a little more unsavory to go through it :E - extirpation I am led to believe :(
 
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