nettle soup

Ezteq

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lol had a bit of a "the good life" moment yesterday (TV show from 70s UK about a couple who go self sufficient while living in the suburbs).

We (b2 and i) went out for a walk in the country, picked some nice baby stinging nettles and washed em and made them in to soup...well I did that while b2 made some fresh bread (actually made it, not defrosted it or emptied a packet and stirred it) and we had it for supper.

I have to say it was a bit surreal stirring a pan of nettles, it felt a bit like when i was a kid and would make mud pies and stuff in the graden lol but it tasted bloody lovely and i only got stung once (so it may be a good idea to pick a doc leaf or two while you're at it...just to be safe because they dont loose the sting when picked), anyhoo if you want to try it here's a really good simple cheap recipe for it that i used.

get a carrier bag full of nettles (just the top bits with smaller leaves) and wash them, dont worry if it looks like too much because they reduce quite a lot when cooked, i dont have rubber gloves so put a pair of freezer bags on me hands which worked as well to protect me from stinginess, anyhoo rinse them until you are sure theres no bugs or shit on them (tis nature you know) and pull the leaves off the stalks, you can keep the smaller stalks but the thick ones just bin em.

heat a little olive oil in a pan and wilt the leaves (they work a bit like spinich) for say about 5 mins or so and then add a pint of water with two small spoon fulls of bullion or a stock cube and simmer the leaves until they go soft (we pressure cooked ours for about 4 mins) dollop in a good helping of cream cheese (i used low fat but tis up to you) and fresh ground black pepper and blend it all up until its just green liquid.

lovely!

really high in vitimins and iron it is too so if you crap black afterwards dont worry lol
 

gohan

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as interesting as all that is, and thats not sarcasm, all i want to know is why u call your other half b2? thiers clealy a story thier what happened to b1?
 

CorNokZ

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Sounds good tbh.. I made this when I was 11 when I was a scoutboy, lol :D

It's really good and I'd like to try and make it again, but living in a big city like Copenhagen makes it a bit difficult :(
 

fettoken

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Used to go out with my grandfather and pick some nettles to make soup with, good times!
 

Mikah75

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B2 was his DAOC characters name abbreviation or something :p

Hm curious, I don't think i'd eat it though lol I know its silly but..animal and human piss! Even if they're washed thoroughly it wouldn't matter to me, still had it on. And but its washed you say, my thoughts from that are so if someone took a dump on your food that you washed off you'd still eat it? not the same thing perhaps but i'm a paranoid little fuck :D Glad you enjoyed it though haha.
 

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I pick and remove stings from nettles with no gloves, Ray Mears taught me how to do it!
 

Ezteq

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lol yes B2 is short for Bunnytwo his scout name,

and Mikah...i hate to worry you but you do realise that the most common fertilizer for crops is, um, well shit (and i dont mean that they just use really incompetant fertalizer, it actually is shit) now dont go all annorexic or anything!!
 

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yeah but thats in the soil while the crops havnt grown yet :p rather than just chucking shit all over your vegetables :p
 

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Well, that would explain the funny taste on my lettuces then :(
 

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Stinging nettles! Fuck me, there is a blast from the past. Used to suck when playing cuppies on the park and you booted the ball into some stinging nettles. Because you kicked the ball into em, you had to retreive it. You just knew the pain was comming, so had to suck it up and wade in there :D
 

Ezteq

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rofl marc its what i was saing to b2, when i was a kid i could find nettles like that *snaps fingers* just go for a walk anywhere with grass and bam id get stung, actually going out and looking for the mothers, could we find any?? could we heck lol it took aaages.
 

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Stinging nettles! Fuck me, there is a blast from the past. Used to suck when playing cuppies on the park and you booted the ball into some stinging nettles. Because you kicked the ball into em, you had to retreive it. You just knew the pain was comming, so had to suck it up and wade in there :D

Should have done like i did.. made everyone else get them.
 

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