old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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- Jan 23, 2004
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Cozak said:You look well hard talking like that on the internet, really.
In Gamah's defence, so does svartmetall.
Stop with the pistesterone throwing and go to your corners.
Cozak said:You look well hard talking like that on the internet, really.
Gamah said:I do, but if it was me I would take your face apart.
Serbitar said:tell her this:
Scenario; you go to the toilet to take a dump, you wipe your arse using the toilet paper, unbeknown to you you accidently get a small smear of the dark brown stuff on your finger. you flush the toilet and pull pants/skirt back up etc... and leave the bathroom.
Shortly afterwards you fancy a snack, so you wander to the fridge, inside you find much to your delight some chocolate cake (or sweet of your own choosing), hungrily you pull the cake out and holding it you cut a slice off for yourself. using your 'wiping' hand you put the remants of the cake back into the fridge, brushing the dark brown stuff onto the cake. some bacteria naturally passed along with the brushing motion and starts to breed and grow. within a few hours there is a decent sized colony of bacteria living hidden and silently on the cake. Next time you eat some cake you are struck by a tremendous stomach ache and become feverish, naturally this is all blamed on food poisoning, but it is in fact caused by the amount of the bacteria you have just eaten
-Hayfever- said:Females take dumps! for all i know, they dont!...Or was that just a myth![]()
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to old.Tohtori again.old.Tohtori said:Yeah this is true. Women don't poo and they especially don't read while doing so.
Once was visiting a female owned facility and saw a donald duck comic there...scarred for life.
Chronictank said:You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to old.Tohtori again.
:/ havent repped you in ages tho :S
old.Tohtori said:I think everyone has that problem...i think i should reset it or something![]()
Cozak said:You look well hard talking like that on the internet, really.
Bahumat said:you cant rep the same person twice regardless of time.
it seems you have to spread rep around about 10 times before you can get back to the original poster.
sometimes i might see a post worthy of rep, but i get the spread rep message so i just spam everyone and anyone till i can re-rep the intended person.