Need Ideas!

[Zakoraya]

Its not the facts thats its unhygenic what she does, alot of other daily stuff is, its that fact thats it.. hmm poo she *might* have touched

Bad hygiene keeps your immune system alert and in great shape! Good hygiene keeps it slow and sloppy! FACT!

lol crispy's avatar explains everything

 

[Dudley52]

Its not the facts thats its unhygenic what she does, alot of other daily stuff is, its that fact thats it.. hmm poo she *might* have touched

Bad hygiene keeps your immune system alert and in great shape! Good hygiene keeps it slow and sloppy! FACT!

Shes always ill in the winter

 

[Varmuus]

If your sister is easy one to fool around, I might have something for you to do...

Next time u have time, at some proper time, ask her if she fancies something small to eat, like tea and sandwich for example, because you're gonna have some. The time when she says "sure, u can make some", do the following:

Express it aloud that first you must visit toilet to do your thing there. Go to toilet and when you come out, really DON'T wash your hands. Then go to kitchen and make some really delicious sandwiches for her.

When she has been eating almost all of the sandwich U have made, act like surprised and yell out loud: OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS AND I PISSED ALL AROUND THEM!!!!! (or something similar)

Maybe shell get the picture, maybe she won't... But U might get an priceless face.

 

[DocWolfe]

Why do women need to wash their hands after they've been to the toilet? Its not like they hold their piss flaps open... or hold their cock? I dont see the problem like Seel said its probably worse to scratch your head than not wash your hands.

 

[DocWolfe]

Shes always ill in the winter

Everyones ill in the winter?! You're seriously overblowing the whole situation... some peoples immune systems are simply better than others.

 

[Gamah]

What do you mean? I know she doesn't wash her hands though

Does she have a fishy minge?

 

[Varmuus]

Why do women need to wash their hands after they've been to the toilet? Its not like they hold their piss flaps open... or hold their cock? I dont see the problem like Seel said its probably worse to scratch your head than not wash your hands.

IMO women and men should equally wash their hands after doing their stuff in toilet no matter have they done the smaller or the bigger thing there... It's just all about manners, nothing more, not really about hygiene.

And besides, some researches have already told that washing you hands (w/ soap+water) has a minor effect in preventing germs (is this right word for bacteria/viruses in general?) spreading aroung... Soap + water is mainly for removing visible dirt out of your hands. Disinfection liquids are better against germs(?).

 

[DocWolfe]

lol manners... how is it manners if no one else knows you're doing it?

 

[Gamah]

Listen, is the a floundering fisher or does he smell like roses? I have a plan!

 

[Pirkel]

Honestly, start doing the same to her. Act like a worse pig than her. But only do it in a way that will upset her.

You'll get far in live with that attitude.

No really!

 

[Rub]

Ok i got a problem. Well.. my sister right.. when she goes to the fucking toilet she never washes her hands, then she goes and touches all the food in the fridge and i fucking hate it. Also when she brushes her teeth she brushes them, then theres loads of toothpaste round her mouth then she drinks water out of the tap and her mouth touches the tap with the toothpaste round her mouth and theres a massive build up of dried toothpaste around the tap, that aint as bad as the not washing hands thing but it still fucks me off as my parents are the ones that have to clean it. Shes 22 years old and i need to do something to her to teach her a lesson! I say to her wash her hands and all she says to me is 'your like an old man, always moaning'. So what can i do ? I wanna do something to the tap where she puts her mouth but i dunno what.

Please give me ideas guys and girls!

do the same to her what she does to u? but lots worse? (sry if this has already been posted, didnt read the thread)
in a way she realises shes doing something wrong ofc

 

[Pirkel]

do the same to her what she does to u? but lots worse? (sry if this has already been posted, didnt read the thread)

Seriously has anyone ever heard of the "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you" saying? Childishly trying to make a point is ... well childish.

 

[Heta]

Honestly, start doing the same to her. Act like a worse pig than her. But only do it in a way that will upset her.

you can never out pig a pig if you are not a pig yourself

 

[DocWolfe]

LOL you're all treating her like shes some kind of social misfit/freak just because she doesn't wash her hands after she has a piss...

 

[Bahumat]

Just show the dirty cow this thread, look at the bottom of the page.

OI YOU DIRTY COW, EVEN THE SPAM ADVERTS ARE TRYING TO IMPROVE YOUR HYGIENE!

 

[Bahumat]

Feed her laxatives and then lock yourself in the bathroom!

 

[Hansmoleman]

LOL you're all treating her like shes some kind of social misfit/freak just because she doesn't wash her hands after she has a piss...

your obviously missing the point, after she goes to the loo, she makes a beeline straight for the fridge to fondle all the food whilst her hands are still dripping wet from some wierd toilet ritual, which involves her brother listening outside the door with a glass pressed against it

Spoiler

humour isn't what i am good at

 

[Bahumat]

your obviously missing the point, after she goes to the loo, she makes a beeline straight for the fridge to fondle all the food whilst her hands are still dripping wet from some wierd toilet ritual, which involves her brother listening outside the door with a glass pressed against it

Spoiler

humour isn't what i am good at

She then girates her brother whilst rubbing shit all over the sandwiches!

 

[Tasslehoff]

Docwolfe and Tothori, how can you say it's not disgusting to eat bacteria from someone's shit?

Dunno waht you can do Dudley, it's fucking minging stuff like that
Piss on the toilet or something, so she can see how it'd be if all were that disgusting

Nah, that's no good... You need to do something wicked though!

 

[Twinky]

Take her toothbrush and rub it well in the toilet, let her get some stumach infection and then tell her when she is sick that it was because her piss bacterias is all over the place couse she dont wash her hands

nah.. just make ur friend accidentaly comment the fact that she dont wash her hands after she's been on the toilet, without u in the area.. will make her think

 

[DocWolfe]

Docwolfe and Tothori, how can you say it's not disgusting to eat bacteria from someone's shit?

Dunno waht you can do Dudley, it's fucking minging stuff like that
Piss on the toilet or something, so she can see how it'd be if all were that disgusting

Nah, that's no good... You need to do something wicked though!

I dont know about you but I dont tend to use my bare hand to wipe my arse?

 

[Calaen]

I dont know about you but I dont tend to use my bare hand to wipe my arse?

omg but you went to Uni in Newcastle thats how everyone wipes their arse!!!!!

 

[Tasslehoff]

I dont know about you but I dont tend to use my bare hand to wipe my arse?

Point being?

 

[old.Tohtori]

The point being:

LEt's say you take a piss and like good mommas boy, wash your hands.

You still leave your piss particles all over the seat(even if it's lifted, those buggers float there), the cover and even on the toiletpaper.

The height you piss from and the jetstream from your willy lifts up particles to extreme heights.

Now, you're basicly pissing aaaaall over the toilet.

Your sister comes in(or mother/father) and takes a toothbrush. Starts washing(since noone uses antibacteria gel to remove the stuff) and gets your piss directly into their mouth.

HOW is this different from someone wiping their arse with toiletpaper(since only 5 year olds "accidently" get poo on their fingers), dressing up(removing any "quick release" bacteria from their hands to their clothes) and getting on with their day.

The whole "wash your hands" is just the favourite "anti-bacteria" freak argument 'cause it's the most known.

- 75% of dust in apartments is dry skin, about 50% of it's visible, the rest if floating around. Great mate! You're eating your mother and your father while you breathe!

-No matter where the toothbrush is in the toilet, it gets equal amount of poo and piss bacteria on it and into the mouth of the next user. Pissbrush 5000! (proven on mythbusters)

-No amount of bacteria is "lethal" or "dangerous" to your health. Especially in home situations where you share your bacteria in a large scale anyway. Your mama's cooking ain't that clean!

And so forth...

EDIT: But the fact is, you're being an annoying lil brother and she doesn't like it. How about talking to her in an orderly fashion?

 

[atos]

I do, but thats usually if I take a shower just after I take a dump. No need to waste paper then.

 

[Bahumat]

I eat shit because it saves on toilet paper...

 

[Dreamor]

I eat shit because it saves on toilet paper...

I shit at work, not only do I get paid for it but I save money on toilet paper

 

[Twinky]

The point being:

LEt's say you take a piss and like good mommas boy, wash your hands.

You still leave your piss particles all over the seat(even if it's lifted, those buggers float there), the cover and even on the toiletpaper.

The height you piss from and the jetstream from your willy lifts up particles to extreme heights.

Now, you're basicly pissing aaaaall over the toilet.

Your sister comes in(or mother/father) and takes a toothbrush. Starts washing(since noone uses antibacteria gel to remove the stuff) and gets your piss directly into their mouth.

HOW is this different from someone wiping their arse with toiletpaper(since only 5 year olds "accidently" get poo on their fingers), dressing up(removing any "quick release" bacteria from their hands to their clothes) and getting on with their day.

The whole "wash your hands" is just the favourite "anti-bacteria" freak argument 'cause it's the most known.

- 75% of dust in apartments is dry skin, about 50% of it's visible, the rest if floating around. Great mate! You're eating your mother and your father while you breathe!

-No matter where the toothbrush is in the toilet, it gets equal amount of poo and piss bacteria on it and into the mouth of the next user. Pissbrush 5000! (proven on mythbusters)

-No amount of bacteria is "lethal" or "dangerous" to your health. Especially in home situations where you share your bacteria in a large scale anyway. Your mama's cooking ain't that clean!

And so forth...

EDIT: But the fact is, you're being an annoying lil brother and she doesn't like it. How about talking to her in an orderly fashion?

wonder how it would be in hospitals if all nurses and doc's was thinking the same as u do on "washing theyre hands"..

 

[Serbitar]

I shit at work, not only do I get paid for it but I save money on toilet paper

i always remember a guy i used to work who at roughly 10:00am every day would wander into the toilets with a copy of the financial times not to be seen for approx half an hour

 

[Dudley52]

The point being:

LEt's say you take a piss and like good mommas boy, wash your hands.

You still leave your piss particles all over the seat(even if it's lifted, those buggers float there), the cover and even on the toiletpaper.

The height you piss from and the jetstream from your willy lifts up particles to extreme heights.

Now, you're basicly pissing aaaaall over the toilet.

Your sister comes in(or mother/father) and takes a toothbrush. Starts washing(since noone uses antibacteria gel to remove the stuff) and gets your piss directly into their mouth.

HOW is this different from someone wiping their arse with toiletpaper(since only 5 year olds "accidently" get poo on their fingers), dressing up(removing any "quick release" bacteria from their hands to their clothes) and getting on with their day.

The whole "wash your hands" is just the favourite "anti-bacteria" freak argument 'cause it's the most known.

- 75% of dust in apartments is dry skin, about 50% of it's visible, the rest if floating around. Great mate! You're eating your mother and your father while you breathe!

-No matter where the toothbrush is in the toilet, it gets equal amount of poo and piss bacteria on it and into the mouth of the next user. Pissbrush 5000! (proven on mythbusters)

-No amount of bacteria is "lethal" or "dangerous" to your health. Especially in home situations where you share your bacteria in a large scale anyway. Your mama's cooking ain't that clean!

And so forth...

EDIT: But the fact is, you're being an annoying lil brother and she doesn't like it. How about talking to her in an orderly fashion?

Wtf? Its not like i walk up to her and say ' oi bitch, wash your fucking hands you little whore '. I normally say things like ' Nice to see you washed your hands again'.