Need Ideas!

[Dudley52]

Ok i got a problem. Well.. my sister right.. when she goes to the fucking toilet she never washes her hands, then she goes and touches all the food in the fridge and i fucking hate it. Also when she brushes her teeth she brushes them, then theres loads of toothpaste round her mouth then she drinks water out of the tap and her mouth touches the tap with the toothpaste round her mouth and theres a massive build up of dried toothpaste around the tap, that aint as bad as the not washing hands thing but it still fucks me off as my parents are the ones that have to clean it. Shes 22 years old and i need to do something to her to teach her a lesson! I say to her wash her hands and all she says to me is 'your like an old man, always moaning'. So what can i do ? I wanna do something to the tap where she puts her mouth but i dunno what.

Please give me ideas guys and girls!

 

[Thorwyn]

[catweazlevoice] the magic electric-trick [/catweazlevoice]

 

[Dudley52]

[catweazlevoice] the magic electric-trick [/catweazlevoice]

i can't kill her!

 

[Thorwyn]

well... technically.. yes you can.

But then, you don´t have to plug 6000V to the tub.

 

[Heta]

Do what all brothers do, just hit her untill she learns.

 

[Heta]

and if she is 22 tell her to get her own place damnit!

 

[Thorwyn]

and if she is 22 tell her to get her own place damnit!

qft!

 

[Dudley52]

and if she is 22 tell her to get her own place damnit!

I already have! She says she can't afford it, fucking whore

 

[old.Tohtori]

You sound like a whiney little brother honestly...

fucking whore

Forgot to add, disrespectful teenager on that.

 

[atos]

Honestly, start doing the same to her. Act like a worse pig than her. But only do it in a way that will upset her.

 

[Dudley52]

You sound like a whiney little brother honestly...



Forgot to add, disrespectful teenager on that.

Well maybe i am, but maybe i would respect her if she sorted her hygene out

 

[Dreamor]

worst thing you could do, tell her friends... work collegues... make some random nickname up like smelly or something simple. When someone calls, say "oh sorry, you mean SMELLY"

She'll soon get the idea

 

[Bahumat]

Spunk all over her pillow or cuddly toys, then when she says "WTF did you do that" re-explain the hygiene issue.

She will soon learn to change her ways...or just buy new teddies

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well maybe i am, but maybe i would respect her if she sorted her hygene out

It's not THAT bad.

Scratching your head and then touching food stuff is probably even unhealthier then not washing your hands.

Why don't you just...THINK that she washes or change YOUR way of thinking?

 

[Dudley52]

It's not THAT bad.

Scratching your head and then touching food stuff is probably even unhealthier then not washing your hands.

Why don't you just...THINK that she washes or change YOUR way of thinking?

What do you mean? I know she doesn't wash her hands though

 

[Blackjack]

Shes 22 years old

She hot?

i just wonder.. why does she grope all the food? clean hands or not

 

[Dudley52]

She hot?

i just wonder.. why does she grope all the food? clean hands or not

Not hot to me, but hot to some. She doesn't grope all the food. Just as an example she will get out the cheese, take it fully out the packet, put her whole hand round the cheese (thats what she is like) then cut it, so there could be bits of poo on the cheese.

 

[Bahumat]

Not hot to me, but hot to some. She doesn't grope all the food. Just as an example she will get out the cheese, take it fully out the packet, put her whole hand round the cheese (thats what she is like) then cut it, so there could be bits of poo on the cheese.

OMGAWD! Do you not even have toilet paper?

 

[Serbitar]

tell her this:

Scenario; you go to the toilet to take a dump, you wipe your arse using the toilet paper, unbeknown to you you accidently get a small smear of the dark brown stuff on your finger. you flush the toilet and pull pants/skirt back up etc... and leave the bathroom.

Shortly afterwards you fancy a snack, so you wander to the fridge, inside you find much to your delight some chocolate cake (or sweet of your own choosing), hungrily you pull the cake out and holding it you cut a slice off for yourself. using your 'wiping' hand you put the remants of the cake back into the fridge, brushing the dark brown stuff onto the cake. some bacteria naturally passed along with the brushing motion and starts to breed and grow. within a few hours there is a decent sized colony of bacteria living hidden and silently on the cake. Next time you eat some cake you are struck by a tremendous stomach ache and become feverish, naturally this is all blamed on food poisoning, but it is in fact caused by the amount of the bacteria you have just eaten

 

[haarewin]

ew poo bacteria.
get her to wash her hands because thats fucking minging. i told someone off at work because they didnt wash their hands after using the loo! ("noone wants your cock germs on everything, ben!")

 

[Hansmoleman]

this thread is brilliant

 

[Dudley52]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Serbitar again.

 

[Adrianicus]

Personally I think thats shocking hygiene.

If I was you I'd wait till you get as many replies as you can in this thread then direct her to it and get her to read it

 

[Bugz]

It's not THAT bad.

Scratching your head and then touching food stuff is probably even unhealthier then not washing your hands.

Why don't you just...THINK that she washes or change YOUR way of thinking?

Eh?

I fail to see what's wrong with being hygenic and looking after yourself?

And how can you think she washes them when you see that she doesn't?

Honestly...

 

[Thorwyn]

There´s nothing wrong with being hygienic. But I´m 100% sure that typing this reply, then grabbing some food is ten times more "unhygienic" than not washing your hands after going to the toilet, because computerkeyboards are a breeding pool for bacteria. Yet, nobody would expect someone to wash his hands after surfing the net (ok ok.. in some circumstances.. um.. nevermind ).

 

[Hansmoleman]

And how can you think she washes them when you see that she doesn't?

Honestly...

see this strikes me as saying they watch there sister go to the toilet

 

[Calaen]

Personally I think thats shocking hygiene.

If I was you I'd wait till you get as many replies as you can in this thread then direct her to it and get her to read it

yeah but cut out the you must spread blah de blah before repping again replies out of the thread

Just tell her next time you want a cheese and shit stain sandwich you will use you're own arse scrapings thank you very much.

 

[Zakoraya]

worst thing you could do, tell her friends... work collegues... make some random nickname up like smelly or something simple. When someone calls, say "oh sorry, you mean SMELLY"

She'll soon get the idea

Dreamor had the best suggestion so far I would listen to him

 

[Dudley52]

see this strikes me as saying they watch there sister go to the toilet

You don't watch them I hear her piss and shit plop in the toilet, she flushes, wipes then walks straight out, with the sink and soap bone dry.

 

[crispy]

Its not the facts thats its unhygenic what she does, alot of other daily stuff is, its that fact thats it.. hmm poo she *might* have touched

Bad hygiene keeps your immune system alert and in great shape! Good hygiene keeps it slow and sloppy! FACT!