Need a slogan for a retirement home...

[SilverHood]

I'm currently building a system for a fictional retirement home at uni....

I have most of the User Interface done.... but the the main logo really needs a slogan of some kind.

I'm contemplating using the one from thesimpons: "Thank you for not discussing the outside world", but something a bit more funny would be better...

Any ideas?

 

[mank!]

The Simpsons one is great.

 

[jaba]

"youre in my world now grandma!" - from happy gilmore

 

[Tom]

'where chills and pills are quite normal....'

 

[Milkshake]

"Where old people go to die"

 

[fatbusinessman]

"Where old people go to die"

Mmm, gloriously bad taste. Almost as much as:

"<name of home> - because cemeteries don't have cable"

 

[Sharma]

Be wary of loose bowels?

 

[Munkey]

No Fogeys here!

Just old people

 

[Mazling]

"<name> - sponsored by ACME solvents inc."

Another Simpsons adaptation

 

[L_Plates]

" Where the old die young "

Oh dear ill get meh coat.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

'Hold your nose while visiting'

 

[Doh_boy]

Can't beleive people haven't done

"People are dying to get in"



"When even the hard-shoulder of life is too fast choose....<name of retirement home>"

 

[babs]

'Mean Bastards Retirement Castle: We'll take the piss (and shit for that matter) for the rest of your life'

 

[GDW]

Can't beleive people haven't done

"People are dying to get in"



"When even the hard-shoulder of life is too fast choose....<name of retirement home>"

You'll be dying to get out

 

[SilverHood]

lol, class Doh Boy and GDW....

Think I'll use those 2 with the simpsons one at the various pages where the logo is shown

Cheers!