Need A Quote!

[Vladamir]

Got my yearbook coming up and i want a decent quote to put in it. Can be funny, slightly crude, or just deep and meaningful (emo's can even comment on this one xD), or whatever

Rep points will be awarded for any i like

 

[Dorimor1]

www.coolquotescollection.com

 

[Naetha]

 

[Irksole]

penguin stop prowling off topic and get back in thid

 

[Sparda]

do you like chicken?
well suck on this, it's foul!



more of a chat up line but meh....

 

[noblok]

The Quote Database rocks.

1. "The next wank is on that cat."

2. "The art is geting the wiping sorted before you go crusty..."

3. "My sock is covered in pee. Never go for a piss straight after a wank "

4. "What a poor, naive, foolish, but sexy young dick I am."

5. "My successes are only surpassed by my monumental failures."

Some of Tohtori's ones are really good as well, but he visits this forum himself, so I'll leave him to post them .

 

[haarewin]

haha that cool quotes:

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in

many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":

1. fighting;
2. fleeing;
3. feeding; and
4. mating.

 

[Wild]

i started out with nothing and ive still got most of it left !

 

[evzy]

Dont put off til tomorrow what you can put off indefinately.

 

[Sharma]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day?

 

[ilaya]

use homer simpson's... i cant believe i ate the whole thing

 

[leviathane]

if you can't smoke it or light it then fuck it..

 

[Blackjack]

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty" I like this one

 

[Solo]

To be a wiseguy was better than being President of the United States. To be a wiseguy was to own the world. - Henry Hill

 

[Chronictank]

in my sig

An idiot repeats his mistakes. A smart man learns from his mistakes. A genius learns from the mistakes of others.

 

[Ezteq]

consistancy is the tool of the unimaginative.

oscar wilde i believe, i really really love this one because it defends people like me who are all over the shop lol.

 

[evzy]

If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn't, fuck it til it does.

 

[Fana]

If something can go wrong it will. If nothing can go wrong you have overlooked something.

-Murphys law

 

[Ezteq]

rofl i got one for you!!

when you have your pic taken for it point at the camera and have the caption

"go on.... pull my finger"

lmao that'd pwn.

 

[Speedr]

Never argue with an idiot, they only bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience...

 

[Mybuddies]

This is true

I was recently in a meeting of senior managers (I'm not senior btw) talking about a project. I kept coughing and taking sips of water. Eventually I looked up and said
'I'm sorry, I'm not used to talking this much'.

Then madness seized me and I couldn't help adding the rider
'of course, I'm married'.

Fortunately it was an all male meeting.

 

[Krait]

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.

Charles Darwin

 

[TeaSpoon]

Geogre Bernard Shaw:

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

 

[cazno]

-Curiostity killed the cat... I wanted to know how far I could throw it

 

[Hawkwind]

Cool quotes site is excellent. Favourites so far:

Be creative, invent a perversion!

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "nice doggy!"...until you find a rock.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

 

[Svartmetall]

consistancy is the tool of the unimaginative.

oscar wilde i believe, i really really love this one because it defends people like me who are all over the shop lol.

It's actually 'consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative', and it's one of my favourite quotes by anyone, ever.

 

[Svartmetall]

Smeone on VN has one of the best sigs I've seen:

"I am NOT infantile, you stinky-butt poopy-head!"

 

[Overdriven]

"I didn't actually write this, the other guy did"

 

[cjkace]

The only limit to human endeavour is imagination, so live out your dreams.

 

[supersaint]

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt-Mark Twain