Naughty Parents (understandable only by male's aged >30 xD)

[Sauruman]

Was talking to Link about something regarding school and he tells me a thing that his parents said: altho my parents are annoying about it, the girls school got 2 cats yeah, so they like, u been stroking the pussys again today?, like, pffft, embarrase me y dont ya!

Sharing this coz i wanna know if i'm mentaly insane or this is really hilarious xD

 

[CorNokZ]

hehe, I'm 17 and made me smile a little

 

[DocWolfe]

my dad's always spouting inneundos usually infront of female friends of mine and makes me feel like a twat hes embarrassing like that. Luckily my cousin gets more of his flack than I do.

To my cousins new girlfriend he said

"Hi Jen, you look different... have you dyed your hair?"
"Jen?"

Turns out he was thinking he was talking to my cousins ex-girlfriend, and this girl was actually called Marie My cousin quickly whisked her away from talking to this insane old man that is my dad. Though he pretends to be the innocent party, not remembering etc. I think he does it on purpose most of the time.

Another incident was when I brought my ex girlfriend home to meet my parents, we went out for a meal... and he asks.

"Is Lucy short for Lucile?"

I was like what the fuck are you on about, are you trying to embarass me?

I think the whole purpose of parents is to embarass and annoy. Luckily now i'm in the third year of uni I can escape them for 7 months of the year

 

[Ctuchik]

I think the whole purpose of parents is to embarass and annoy. Luckily now i'm in the third year of uni I can escape them for 7 months of the year

and you dont think they will make up for it once u get back home?

i'd be scared if i were you....

 

[Ezteq]

hahaha wait till you get to my age then youll be the one making the embaressing comments, lifes so much more fun when you dont find absoloutely everything mortifying.

but dont worry guys, what seems deathly embaressing now wont seem half as bad in a few years.........honest

 

[Conchabar]

ure insane, its okay

 

[Gotrag]

Pretty funny that you said only people 30 plus would understand it....

 

[Sauruman]

Pretty funny that you said only people 30 plus would understand it....

Actually i meant below 30 =)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually i meant below 30 =)

I think peeps over 30 know pussy too. How else would you explain...well...this lot in here forums?! :eek2: