Natural Evolution

[Summo]

Ease up, on the. Punctuation, there! fella!

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Moving Target


Be quiet you, deity thread starter!

*slap*

Better?

 

[Summo]

I suspect 'thread starter' should be hyphenated, but I'm happy for now.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Embattle
Sorry ~Lazarus~ there is no room....you'll have to stand outside until one of us dies

That can be arranged

Originally posted by bodhi
Sorry the Forum Deity area is closed to new applicants. We have decided as Deitys are ten a penny these days with the rapid influx of shit cunts, we dont want to sit in front of the telly next you AIDS infested shitebags.

Heh Bodhi - I know you really love me (in a totally masculine way)

Originally posted by Stazbumpa
And once again I don't get a mention in anyone's "thanks" list. Beginning to think that its only Throddy that loves me.

btw, Earthers are far more shaggable to the ladies than Deities

Heh - How could I forget you

Originally posted by Shocko

 

[legendario]

Congratulations.

I'm fucking surprised I got thanked second ...cheers Laz. I watched you lose yer Deity virginity.

And bodhi....

I've seen funnier brain tumours.

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by legendario
I've seen funnier brain tumours.

Where!?

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Moving Target


Where!?

I see sarcasm isn't a concept you understand.

 

[Wilier]

YEY, third in the Thankyou list. erm..........

*feels strangley proud*

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Moving Target


Where!?

In the brain??!?

 

[Testin da Cable]

Welcome Laz matey

Like all new entrants you get the wet spot on the couch next to Wazzerphuk. Speaking of which...where is Wazzlet anyway?
Beer is in the kitchen and snacks are usually found stuck to the cushions or on the floor.
If you require to talk to Wij or myself, we are in the big chalet round the corner. You can't see it from here. You'll have to ask one of the security guards to pass a message though: Wij and I don't take visitors since the swedish womens beach-vollyball team arrived three weeks ago. Good luck!

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~



Heh Bodhi - I know you really love me (in a totally masculine way)

Of course I do mate (in a strictly platonic sense) and you are more than welcome in the Deity room of mongage. It was the "new regulars*" I was getting at.


* Unfortunately. These boards were loads more fun before they got here :/

 

[bodhi]

I've seen funnier brain tumours.

That's nice. I wasn't actually trying to be funny.

 

[dysfunction]

Aaah the love in this forum is so thick you could cut it with a knife...



..or stab someone in the back...

 

[Sawtooth]

I am not worthy , I am not worthy

 

[Wilier]

Erm, Ive just made it to the heady heights.

 

[Trem]

I'm like 6 off now and I am scared about the reaction, I don't feel like I have spammed but thats personal taste I suppose, I've got a massive thank you list and I don't think I should post it now as deity seems kinda cack, it was all I ever dreamed about as well

 

[bodhi]

Awww trem :/


I'll get a sofa from IKEA (called Jurgen probably) for you and samm to sit on.

 

[Trem]

awww cheers chum. I was working on my list since 1700 posts as well:/ jesus help me, I tell you what, fuck it I'm gonna post it and I dont care

 

[Shocko]

You know he'll proberbly plant tiny cameras inbetween the cushions... :uhoh:

























Whether he'll be looking at you or saam, is uncertain though

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Shocko
You know he'll proberbly plant tiny cameras inbetween the cushions... :uhoh:

























Whether he'll be looking at you or saam, is uncertain though

I need something to keep me entertained when I'm fucking your mom

 

[Trem]

 

[Wij]

Bah Laz - am I forgotten like a scabby whore ?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wij
Bah Laz - am I forgotten like a scabby whore ?

Not at all Wijikins

Scabby Whores leave an unpleasnt aftertaste (allegedly)

 

[Testin da Cable]

wij tastes like marmite so I hear

 

[caLLous]

Six-year-old marmite.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by caLLous
Six-year-old marmite.

On a kind of related note, Mrs Wil was clearing out the cupboard, you know, the one near the hallway door, and found a jar of bolegnaise sauce which ran out in 1995.

We fed it to the children.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wilier


On a kind of related note, Mrs Wil was clearing out the cupboard, you know, the one near the hallway door, and found a jar of bolegnaise sauce which ran out in 1995.

We fed it to the children.

Yeah - I know that cupboard.

Thats the one me and Mrs Wilier got jiggy in when you were out on yer bike

 

[Wilier]

blimey Laz, you really do have a budgie cock.

 

[Testin da Cable]

rofl

"sure it's only half an inch long...but I can drill steel wiv it dead right"

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
rofl

"sure it's only half an inch long...but I can drill steel wiv it dead right"

Actually!! its 2 inches!!!








Thats wide enough - right?