Rant Natalie Portman

[Urgluf]

there is no rant here but she's pretty amazing. thanks for everything natalie!

 

[Urgluf]

YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap

 

[Urgluf]

YouTube - Natalie Portman Leon Audition

just adorable

 

[Urgluf]

ibnatalieportmanreadsFHandsendsmeprivatesmessages

 

[Urgluf]

I know all those links are old. so what?

 

[soze]

I really rate her for doing the Lonely Islands song you have to love a celeb that does not take themselves to seriously.

 

[Urgluf]

I saw Garden State yesterday. Pretty average movie but natalie portman makes up for it.

 

[Aoami]

id bum her

 

[CorNokZ]

She's a skinny bitch with an eating disorder

 

[Urgluf]

she does the bald thing alot better than britney as well. fuck

 

[Urgluf]

She's a skinny bitch with an eating disorder

gtfo

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah.. I came buckets too

 

[Urgluf]

hotttt, thanks for your contribution.

 

[CorNokZ]

hot? Look at the size of her head compared to the body! Also: She looks like a boy in a dress

 

[Aoami]

1 plz

 

[Urgluf]

hot? Look at the size of her head compared to the body! Also: She looks like a boy in a dress

well sure she is different to the 'normal' hot girls. the ones with huge breasts and shiny long blonde hair. but I like the way she looks really. so suck it

 

[Aoami]

also fit in the same vein

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd destroy Lily Allen's vagina if I had the chance! Her pelvis would have been turned into dust when I was done with her

Also Urlufug, I'm not a big fan of big tittied blonde bitches either, but I just think that Natalie Portman is disgusting to look at! It's not healthy to be that skinny nor is it beautiful

 

[Urgluf]

I don't get why you think she is THAT skinny. I agree she's skinny but I would say naturally and not because of an eating disorder. (look at her legs, i've seen skinnier legs)

 

[CorNokZ]

old picture is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

 

[kiliarien]

I'd destroy Lily Allen's vagina if I had the chance! Her pelvis would have been turned into dust when I was done with her

Also Urlufug, I'm not a big fan of big tittied blonde bitches either, but I just think that Natalie Portman is disgusting to look at! It's not healthy to be that skinny nor is it beautiful

You say things in such a romantic way CorN.....

Oh, and Portman. She's a right swamp donkey/hippocrocapig - I wouldn't touch her with someone else's.

 

[Huntingtons]

there isnt a female celebrity i wouldnt do. some i wouldnt be proud of though. none of those are mentioned in this thread.

 

[Bahumat]

i am so confused

 

[Urgluf]

ibnatalieportmanreadsFHandsendsmeprivatesmessages

ia..

x(

 

[Overdriven]

This is why Portman has always been in my top 5

 

[CorNokZ]

Natalie Portman is probably an anorexic nazi

 

[Raven]

She is actually an anorexic Nazi Jew.

 

[CorNokZ]

She is actually an anorexic Nazi Jew.

These are the ones we should really fear! Confused skinny people!

 

[tris-]

She is a part of the anarexic anti-semetic jewish sect.

 

[CorNokZ]

She is a part of the anarexic anti-semetic jewish sect.

Their numbers have grown 500% over the past 10 years! They're up to 5 members! Look the fuck out shitdicks!