Mysteries solved!!

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by xane
1) Sexual. "genetic" implies some functioning evolutionary trait, and "territorial" implies a medium of intelligence - reasoned by elimination.

2) no idea who he is.

4) soem poeple missssspell deleberaterly, it maeks themm kool doodzz.

5) how do you know what a powdered old lady tastes like, previous occupation: nurse to Dr Shipman ???

6) olive's what ?

7) because he's a hero

8) bread and butter (a.k.a. "wish sandwich")

9) too old/too little/too close

SHUT UP AND CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!

 

[tris-]

1. Cos they smoke and dont take it in propley which causes alot of saliva so they have to spit it out

2. He would pretend to attack you and at the end youd realise your watch was missing

3. -

4. Cos no one else will talk to me

5. At the old folks home, the carers hover up all the dead skin and sell it to Nestle or who ever makes them

6. -

7. Cos hes a cunt

8. Honey roast ham salad or those Breakfast Sandwhiches you can get in ASDA

9. uke:

 

[doh_boy]

Best sandwich = Brie and bacon toasted ciabatta.

as for the rest of it.

1) Shocko was right but in footballers defence I somehow need to spit after playing footie for a decent length of time. Usually just after conceeding a goal

2) Did you watch his GMTV Interview? He tries to kill eamon just by the power of his mind.

3) Weapons and to ensure they can't sneak up on you and ask for a fag/light/you to buy some cheap cider for them.

4) I do it when I'm feeling lazy and can't be arsed to type all those keys.. :/

5) I never liked them but I always felt obliged to eat (and pretend to like them) because they were sweets.

6) coz they're posh and if you don't like them then you just haven't got the breeding (Its like white wine, I just can't see how it can be nice. I work in a pub and women are always asking "which one would you recommend" which my answer is usually "umm, they all taste like muck to me so go for the cheap one")

7) He was the only one willing to get up and be that energetic at that time in the morning. Also people figured that if they put shit like that on kids would stay in bed and thus give poor parents more sleep.

8) ^ ^ ^ ^

9) :uhoh: It's in my profile I'm sure :uhoh:

 

[Testin da Cable]

D, olives rock girl

 

[xane]

If Michael Jackson is Morph then he might have "merged" (fnaar fnaar) with his friend Chaz/Gillespie, explaining the change in his skin colour.

 

[Nos-]

Timmy Mallet is god.

I used to have a cockatiel named Magic!

 

[dysfunction]

What is the answer to this cryptic clue...

What digital aids did Winston Churchill use to improve morale during the war?

Answer: _ _ _ _ _

 

[Kippa.]

Originally posted by dysfunction
What is the answer to this cryptic clue...

What digital aids did Winston Churchill use to improve morale during the war?

Answer: F I N G E R

 

[dysfunction]

Cheat!!

 

[Insane]

Originally posted by dysfunction
What is the answer to this cryptic clue...

What digital aids did Winston Churchill use to improve morale during the war?

Answer:P O R N O

 

[Mellow-]

Re: Re: Mysteries solved!!

Originally posted by Shocko
Untill i started posting on forums, i couldn't spell at all, proberbly because ...

lol

 

[~YuckFou~]

Re: Re: Re: Mysteries solved!!

Originally posted by Mellow-


lol

Beat me to it

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by dysfunction
What is the answer to this cryptic clue...

What digital aids did Winston Churchill use to improve morale during the war?

Answer: _ _ _ _ _

Heh heh heh


You said aids.

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Ono
WTF are you on about Damini?

She's on about 250mg/day.

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Damini
5) Why do parmaviolets taste of powdered old lady, and who on earth actually likes them?

Soylent purple.

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Damini
[B I can't eat jalapenos. I don't know why anyone wants to eat anything that is accompanied by a sense of suffering. It makes me livid when you order chicken and black bean sauce and they spike it with chilli powder, and it just *hurts*. Food shouldn't hurt. [/B]

Nooo!! Yes, pain + food = good! You can look at it in two ways:

1) Pain/pleasure duality - different ends of the same spectrum and chilli is the mobeius strip of food combining both (kinda like S&M I suppose but I think that belongs in a different thread, if not a different forum entirely, Quake3 maybe? Dunno. Discuss.) thus consumption of such painful food leads to a deeper understanding of the nature of human visceral responses.

2) Chillis (especially jalapeno's) actually taste *amazing*! but you have to get used to the heat before your taste buds manage to pick out the taste above the heat. Eat more!

 

[granny]

woohoo 3 in a row! I r teh spamm9r!

 

[Chalky's_Wife]

OMG my daughter (yes eldest- see some other thread about sick) is becoming a "Chav" I've had to tell her off for spitting hundreds of times this week and she nicks any thing out of the bathroom with the words hair on it to get her hair how she likes it ( though I do remember at school a guy a couple of years above me using concentrated orange juice to keep his black spikes in order)
Damini, anyone is there a cure?
Extremely worried parent

 

[granny]

Become middle-class immediately.

 

[tris-]

Originally posted by Chalky's_Wife
OMG my daughter (yes eldest- see some other thread about sick) is becoming a "Chav" I've had to tell her off for spitting hundreds of times this week and she nicks any thing out of the bathroom with the words hair on it to get her hair how she likes it ( though I do remember at school a guy a couple of years above me using concentrated orange juice to keep his black spikes in order)
Damini, anyone is there a cure?
Extremely worried parent

shave her over sized fringe off, confiscate any smokes she has, 'misplace' some of her jewlery, act like a chav your self to show how twatted it is.

one or all of the above together will work.

 

[Chalky's_Wife]

Ah maybe all is not lost- she's not got an oversized fringe to shave off!

 

[Testin da Cable]

ph34r the mind pics!!!4

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Chalky's_Wife
Ah maybe all is not lost- she's not got an oversized fringe to shave off!

But is that because she has it lacquered to her scalp?!

Its a similar sign

 

[Chalky's_Wife]

Nope, hair, when not covered in whatever gloop is in bathroom and tied back with a shop full of 'scrunchies' and elastic things, is long, no fringe and curly- i'd lay out money to have hair like hers!
Mind you this week has been difficult- grounded all week for lipping Chalky. Every day "Can I take the dog for a walk?" translated- I need to go and goss with me mates and have a fag. Answer- "No you're grounded". reply- "but I need exercise"- this from a child who constantly tries every excuse in the book to avoid exercise. Final retort whilst slamming door and stomping upstairs in a sulk "your so selfish. Your so out of order. I hate you" usually punctuated with various indecipherable mutterings that resemble something a builder might say to his mate who's just dropped a hod full of bricks on his toe from the first floor!! I swear I'm permanently living in a Harry Enfield induced world of Kev and Perry.
School tomorrow- yippee!!

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by Chalky's_Wife
reply- "but I need exercise"-

rofl I have never heard anyone say this and ment it.

 

[Furr]

I would have become a Towny if i had stayed at home and gone to the local state school.
But my parents were too afraid of that happening so i got sent off to public boarding school from the age of 11 to 18, MY WHOLE ADOLESENCE!
And it wasn't one of those weekly boarding jobs, nope i got sent to a full board boarding school! no going home for the weekends for me, but thats all over now but im still gratefull it was mixed gender. ratios were crumy though 2/3 boys. 1/3 girls

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Chalky's_Wife
Nope, hair, when not covered in whatever gloop is in bathroom and tied back with a shop full of 'scrunchies' and elastic things, is long, no fringe and curly- i'd lay out money to have hair like hers!
Mind you this week has been difficult- grounded all week for lipping Chalky. Every day "Can I take the dog for a walk?" translated- I need to go and goss with me mates and have a fag. Answer- "No you're grounded". reply- "but I need exercise"- this from a child who constantly tries every excuse in the book to avoid exercise. Final retort whilst slamming door and stomping upstairs in a sulk "your so selfish. Your so out of order. I hate you" usually punctuated with various indecipherable mutterings that resemble something a builder might say to his mate who's just dropped a hod full of bricks on his toe from the first floor!! I swear I'm permanently living in a Harry Enfield induced world of Kev and Perry.
School tomorrow- yippee!!

I used to be like that.

Until my mum broke down and cried in front of me and told me that she couldn't cope with my behaviour anymore, and that she would have to throw me out. I then realised it may be better to work with my parents and get some of what I want than to fight them and get nothing but grief

 

[Damini]

When I was 10 I fancied a boy who liked guns and roses, and so I listened to the album. It led to a chav free existance, and my brother and sister followed suit. Invite a sexy punk man over to do some gardening, or something.

 

[Nos-]

Originally posted by furofknight
I would have become a Towny if i had stayed at home and gone to the local state school.

I went to my local state school, and so did all of my friends. Yet none of them are townies.

It was only really the people in the bottom set that became chav, townie-fuck scum.

So providing you didn't study for 3 GCSE's or lower I'm sure you would have been safe!

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by PR.
I used to be like that.

Everyone did, its biological. The re-wiring of the brain during adolescence disrupts social understanding and interpretation, leaving teenagers the irritating balls of emotional melodrama that they are.