My Wonderful Holiday

[S-Gray]

I've never had the pleasure of seeing a "Real Life" Tick, but i do believe they are lil bastards heh.
Wasp' are just lil fuckers as you say with no use what-so-ever, they are taking over the Job of the Cute icckly Bee.. altho ive never been stung by either one (Thankfuly heh)
Donkeys are "OK", dont really see a Problem with them.
Geese.. not had much contact with Geese, but they seem like Lovable enough animals.. heh...


So anyway Trem, all-in-all, it was a great Holiday for ya Trem? Goin back next year to visit ya friends? p)

 

[Munkey-]

12 times I've been stung by wasps. twelve bloody times.

THEY ARE NOT TAKING OVER THE FECKING BEE'S JOBS!

they attack you when you have rock, ice cream, food, apples, anything! THE BASTARDS FLY UP TO YOU AND ZOOM AROUND TRYING TO LAND ON IT WHILST YOUR SCREAMING YOUR HEAD OFF WAITING FOR IT TO GO AWAY WHILST RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD SHAKING THE SAID PIECE OF FOOD AROUND UNTIL THE BASTARD STINGS YOU ON THE ARM!!!!!!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Munkey-
12 times I've been stung by wasps. twelve bloody times.

THEY ARE NOT TAKING OVER THE FECKING BEE'S JOBS!

they attack you when you have rock, ice cream, food, apples, anything! THE BASTARDS FLY UP TO YOU AND ZOOM AROUND TRYING TO LAND ON IT WHILST YOUR SCREAMING YOUR HEAD OFF WAITING FOR IT TO GO AWAY WHILST RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD SHAKING THE SAID PIECE OF FOOD AROUND UNTIL THE BASTARD STINGS YOU ON THE ARM!!!!!!!

To be quite honest, I'm surprised you've only been stung 12 times if you act like this around wasps. You're a fucking idiot. May a plague of wasps attack your eyes with no mercy.

 

[Munkey-]

sorry, but it is kind of a bit hard to retain sanity if you've been petrified of them since you were 4. Besides, would you want to stand still hardly breathing whilst some wasps land on you and your food and begin contamintaing it?

methinks not

 

[Trem]

To close this story, we sent a letter of complaint to the company about this.

Just got one back off them saying they are giving us a full refund, about time we had a bit of luck

 

[Will]

Trem, are the ticks all gone? I used to live in rural Perthshire, so I know far too much about getting ticks off dogs (and myself). And Lymes Disease is something to worry about, but I don't think it's a worry for dogs, just people.

 

[Trem]

Well we Frontlined him when we got back(god knows why we didn;t before we went), and there seems to be no trace of the ticks now, thanks for asking Will, it is an experience I never want to happen again

 

[Will]

If it happens again, cover them in a layer of margerine, it blocks their pores (they breath through their skin, since their head is busy sucking blood) they suffocate and fall off. Better than pulling them out or *shudder* burning them off.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Damini
Fleas are almost satisfying, due to the fact you can crunch them between your nails or drown them in cups of water.

Eh ? didn't you have a thing about killing ants a while back ?

 

[Damini]

Yeah, but ants wave at you when you look at them, and you can feed them crumbs. If you try and feed fleas crumbs, the ingrates bite the hand that feeds them. Besides, ants dont making that satisfying popping noise.


AND WHY OH WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THE MARGERINE?!?!

 

[Will]

Errr...Just never came up in the conversation I guess.

 

[Trem]

It would of been a tad awkward greasing up my dog's nads with margerine, I should try on my own knackers first, hmmmmmm brb.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ugh Trem =P

soz your hols turned out bad mate

 

[old.legendario]

Originally posted by Munkey-

they attack you when you have rock

Sorry, I know this thread is old but I actually laughed out loud when I read this.

Did your mummy buy you an ickle piece of rock for being a good boy?...or are you old and just fancied a solid lump of sugar with the calorific value of petrol.

Oh.. and Trems, sorry to hear about your hols but you told the story well...I liked the bit about ripping the bastard off the chimney

 

[Trem]

It was in a rage of temper, I couldn't take Ant and Dec(with immense interference)no more, there was also a beasty looking power line running to the roof, god knows how I didn't explode myself, I was mighty close to it and it was raining, ah well maybe there will be another time for me to try a Rod Hull(he fell off his roof and died, he was messing with his aerial..............oh Emu how I miss thee )

 

[Wij]

You haven't lived until you've had a 'blow-job' from a blokes hand with an emu puppet on it !!!11




*reboot mind*

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Wij
You haven't lived until you've had a 'blow-job' from a blokes hand with an emu puppet on it !!!11




*reboot mind*

Did you get a blowjob off the puppet, or the person wearing the puppet(full details please and I may buy one for samm )

 

[Wij]

Um, the description is precise enough. Rod Hull was alive back then though. And I was 8. Pink Windmill ??? Pedo Windmill more like !! That's why I pretended to be an arial for 6 years annoying him with bad receptions until he finally got tired and tried to adjust me. My pushing skillz 0wn Rod Fucking Hull !!!11

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by old.legendario


Sorry, I know this thread is old but I actually laughed out loud when I read this.

Did your mummy buy you an ickle piece of rock for being a good boy?...or are you old and just fancied a solid lump of sugar with the calorific value of petrol.

Oh.. and Trems, sorry to hear about your hols but you told the story well...I liked the bit about ripping the bastard off the chimney

i was 5 when i got stung by wasps whilst i was brandishing rock down at the mumbles.

teach me to pick that over Joe's ice cream

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk


To be quite honest, I'm surprised you've only been stung 12 times if you act like this around wasps. You're a fucking idiot. May a plague of wasps attack your eyes with no mercy.

What you may not realize is that the eye juice of the mantis is a pheromone for the common wasp, causing them to swarm towards the mantis, it has become a common ruse for anyone foreknowingly (ooh, nice new word!) engaging a mantis in a staring contest to jar a wasp's hive resulting in a large number of enraged wasps taking to the air and then being attracted to the eye juice of the mantis giving almost certain victory to the mantis' opponant.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I was indeed not aware of this amazing fact Scooba. Thank you.