My time is running out

[Sawtooth]

I joined a gym, how sads that? Maybe, just maybe it'l stop the rot. Or at least I can watch the totty.

 

[Maljonic]

I went to one of those next generation gyms today

 

[mank!]

I love the way threads can get so sidetracked but end up back on topic.

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'm too nice

too honest mate, thats your problem

 

[Maljonic]

I've never thought of honesty as being a problem.

 

[old.Fweddy]

It can be a major problem. A girl once asked me what I honestly thought of her arse. She gave me no end of trouble just because I said it was a bit saggy

 

[Maljonic]

that's different, you should have said something positive about her arse, that you like about it

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by [ROT]Maljonic
that's different, you should have said something positive about her arse, that you like about it

"I like it cos I get to ram my cock up it"?

 

[Maljonic]

just a little bit crude

 

[mank!]

Dat's meh!

 

[Mellow-]

"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit babe"

 

[leggy]

Honesty is a big problem.

I got shouted at from my ex for looking at this girl's backside.

I apparently then said (although i vehemously deny it) "Well you have to admit it's nicer than yours"

:/

She never spoke to me for days. I have no recollection of such action and therefore accept no responsibilty.

 

[old.milou]

Originally posted by Sawtooth
I joined a gym, how sads that?

Me too after reaching 40. Welcome to the 5th Decade :/

 

[Sawtooth]

Originally posted by old.milou
Me too after reaching 40. Welcome to the 5th Decade :/

Actually I see what you mean. I looked around today and saw a lot of paunched 40-50s sweating profusely on the treadmills. Not a pretty sight. I guess they go for the views though that can be quite spectacular.

On another note why is it that a lot of the middle aged women wear full face makeup. They look a bit , well smeary after about 10 minutes. Is it the "entrance" thing. They needn't bother as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Maljonic]

I see middle-aged women in full make-up when I go swimming, they look so bizarre; they keep their faces completely out of the water looking as if they are allergic to it.

 

[Sawtooth]

Only 1h 45 mins to go....gulp

 

[Sawtooth]

40 mins...double gulp

 

[mank!]

Good luck.

 

[Sawtooth]

DOH....

My god Im still alive.

Hmm those brown trousers look attractive, now where's my slippers. Bugger I've just tripped over the dog.

Time to tune into "The Archers" on my transistor radio.

 

[Maljonic]

happy birthday

 

[Sawtooth]

Thanks, I made it.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Must be the longest HB thread ever.

HB's :hat:

 

[Trem]

HB Sawz0r

 

[Sawtooth]

Yeah well I like a build up to these end of a decade affairs. Apparently my lifes just begining now.....wait and see.