My time is running out

[Sawtooth]

My time has come

Help, I only have 5 more days to go. What should I do?
I can feel the uncontrollable urge to buy brown pants and slippers. I even thought about buying a dog the other day.
Either that or chuck the whole lot have a respectable mid life crisis.

I juss dunno what to do.

 

[Embattle]

/Old fart alert.....beep beep beep

 

[Damini]

Brad Pitt is 40.

40 no longer means eating pickled onions with a pint of ale, and pulling your trousers up to nipple height.

 

[Embattle]

Yeah but he has millions of $$$$$

 

[throdgrain]

You're 40 in 5 days ? Hah ! And Im only just 39 ! You old bastard!

 

[Testin da Cable]

poor sawtooth...in five days he'll have been dead for ten years

 

[danger]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
poor sawtooth...in five days he'll have been dead for ten years

That means you're dead in two years carebare!

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me moons danger

 

[throdgrain]

Anyway, getting a dog is ok Heres a picture of my dog to cheer you up. (Maybe)

 

[danger]

if you fart... so help me god

 

[Testin da Cable]

that's a pretty cool pic there Throddy pardon me while I fart on danger btw

 

[danger]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
that's a pretty cool pic there Throddy pardon me while I fart on danger btw

.... believe it or not... twakking you is the highlight of my day hmm I really must make a conscious effort to stop moaning

 

[Testin da Cable]

come to the next barrybeer danger

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by throdgrain
Anyway, getting a dog is ok Heres a picture of my dog to cheer you up. (Maybe)

{Pic of German Shepherd}

Aaah looks almost identicle to mine that recently died.

 

[danger]

 

[~YuckFou~]

/hide

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Old age is like a fine vinegar.

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by throdgrain

That place looks familiar, I think I had sex with a old teenage girl in that bush.

 

[Sawtooth]

Only 4 days to go. Life doesn't begin at 40, thats propaganda.

 

[Testin da Cable]

happy birthday in advance matey. I'll be aweh when the big day hits but rest assured I'll drink some danish beer to your health

 

[Munkey-]

Wasnt that the dog that had ticks on its bollocks?

 

[Trem]

Nope, that would be my dog

 

[Wij]

Didn't it just lick 'em off ?

 

[Trem]

No, I pulled it out with tweezers

 

[Testin da Cable]

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Mellow-
That place looks familiar, I think I had sex with a old teenage girl in that bush.

What's an old teenage girl?

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Lester
What's an old teenage girl?

His mum

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

That dog is very nice.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p
That dog is very nice.

You've met his mum?

 

[Lester]

I like German Shepherds/Alsatians but my missus won't let me have one. Besides it's horrible when their back legs go..