My sister

[Turamber]

I think most recent coverts try to hard my mate became a God botherer when he got married and he spent 6 months trying to convert and save all of us. I wonder if its just a problem with converts trying to prove they are now committed rather than just worrying about themselves.

I pretty much agree with this. Plus its shiny and it grabbed their attention, so they think everyone else is just *dying* to hear what they found exciting.

 

[Zenith.UK]

I know this isn't really the place to mention it, but have you considered the possibility that your sister has a mental illness? Hearing voices is one of many symptoms for schizophrenia and other personality disorders.

It could be that her faith has nothing to do with it. It could just be an unfortunate victim of circumstance.

 

[Tom]

I doubt it. I think she's just deranged.

 

[ECA]

32 replies and no requests for pics yet.

Oh FH how the mighty have fallen.

 

[Scouse]

Just like Apple users then?

This is SO true.

Getting lectured by my (comparatively) non-it literate brother all the fucking time

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

32 replies and no requests for pics yet.

Oh FH how the mighty have fallen.

<looks at Tom>

<considers what anything genetically related will look like>

<wanders off>

 

[Ch3tan]

roo..... ouch! but........ FLMAO

It's Trem's job as chief sister botherer to ask these things, he seems to be off form. Although I'm sure if you gave him a shovel he's happily twat her, then bum her comatose body. He might remember to ask for pics after that, or he might go for seconds.

 

[Wij]

"The c0><or of Christ compels you !"

 

[Chilly]

32 replies and no requests for pics yet.

Oh FH how the mighty have fallen.

oi. I asked if she was fit.

 

[TdC]

"The c0><or of Christ compels you !"

is that what you call yours?

 

[Jupitus]

is that what you call yours?

I call Wij's todge 'God' :worthy:

 

[Wij]

*shower blessings*

 

[Ch3tan]

I call Wij's todge 'God' :worthy:

Fuck, oh well, there goes my theory. I guess God really isn't a C**T after all.

 

[xane]

Islamic view of the Last Judgment - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

4)Three Huge Earthquakes: Three major earthquakes will occur on the day of judgment and they will damage a great deal of the earth. One earthquake will occur in the east, another in the west, and the third will be in the Arabian Peninsula.

 

[Scouse]

Anyone who has an atom's worth of goodness will see it and anyone who has done an atom's worth of evil will also see it.

This must surely be the religion to end all religions since they rightly predicted the structure of matter a couple of thousand years early!

I'd follow it, but I've never met a muslim "convert" who wasn't less pleasant than dry anal rape. (Sorry Tom).

 

[xane]

Today saw the "Arabian" earthquake in Turkey at 02:00 UTC, and the "West" one as another magnitude 6 on some pacific islands at 06:00 UTC, so start stockpiling ...

(Some cynics might say earthquakes happen all the time)
Latest Earthquakes in the World - Past 7 days

 

[Wij]

Did anyone see Dispatches about the Islamist takeover over the Bethnal Green Labour party ?

It's available on the C4 website atm.

 

[Chilly]

bit worrying a partially state funded broadcaster is peddling such propaganda.

 

[Wij]

bit worrying a partially state funded broadcaster is peddling such propaganda.

oooooook. so you've seen it ?

 

[old.user4556]

BBC News - Profile: 'Jihad Jane' from Main Street

 

[MYstIC G]

Did anyone see Dispatches about the Islamist takeover over the Bethnal Green Labour party ?

It's available on the C4 website atm.

Dispatches - 4oD - Channel 4

 

[Tom]

Great. She just described a gay Muslim group as "disgusting", and commented on a picture of an Israeli guard pointing a gun at Muslim children (no context offered) as "filthy jew".

I think she's officially fucking crazy.

 

[MrHorus]

So where ARE the pics then?

Of the sister that is, not of the bloke pointing the gun at kids

 

[Tom]

If I showed you pics it would be a pair of eyes surrounded by a black cloth.

 

[TdC]

ooh a ninja!

 

[Wij]

Bullshit. The only end of the world prediction for 2012 was the Mayan Long Count Calendar. All the other stuff that's popped up in the last couple of years is modern whack job conspiracy theory internet stuff. Seems some people aren't happy unless the end of the world is around the corner so they just keep making shit up; but there's nothing in any of the mainstream religions about 2012.

Tom, no offence but your sister's an idiot.

btw - there is no Mayan prediction of the end of the world. 2012 is when baktun 12 ends and baktun 13 begins. It rolls over every 400 years ish. It's actually a cause for Mayan celebration.

(listened to radio 4 on the way home last night )

 

[Billargh]

btw - there is no Mayan prediction of the end of the world. 2012 is when baktun 12 ends and baktun 13 begins. It rolls over every 400 years ish. It's actually a cause for Mayan celebration.

(listened to radio 4 on the way home last night )

Would love to find a podcast of this, who's show was it?

 

[rynnor]

btw - there is no Mayan prediction of the end of the world. 2012 is when baktun 12 ends and baktun 13 begins. It rolls over every 400 years ish. It's actually a cause for Mayan celebration.

(listened to radio 4 on the way home last night )

Pretty much - the other thing is that we arent exactly sure of the year the cycles start so it could be 2015 really but then who gives a shit about some ancient people who were too stupid to even work metals?

 

[Wij]

Would love to find a podcast of this, who's show was it?

Material World - 05/01/2012

 

[Scouse]

Lol Wij. You're the thread necro-master

Anyway. It's not Muslims but Mormons - but worth a watch (and a laugh):