My next door neighbour's having sex

[Lamp]

I can hear him grunting. She's moaning like a bitch.

Either that or he's whacking off to internet porn with the volume turned up

Or he's shagging her sister.

Or she's using the rabbit and watching porn.

Noisy buggers either way...

 

[Laddey]

I can hear him grunting. She's moaning like a bitch.

Either that or he's whacking off to internet porn with the volume turned up

Or he's shagging her sister.

Or she's using the rabbit and watching porn.

Noisy buggers either way...

lol, really? record it man!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl you fucking degerate!!

 

[Lamp]

LOL Laddey

 

[Everz]

start making noises back

make it a competition

last one going wins.

 

[cHodAX]

Even better, get a ladder and nip round next door with your camcorder, you could make a tidy profit selling it on the internet!

 

[leviathane]

and who knows they may invite you to join.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl anyone see that episode of fraiser where him and his new gf get a room next to lillith and her new fella? fraiser starts jumping on the bed and going "oh yeah oh baby!" etc etc and they all walk in...classic

 

[cHodAX]

rofl anyone see that episode of fraiser where him and his new gf get a room next to lillith and her new fella? fraiser starts jumping on the bed and going "oh yeah oh baby!" etc etc and they all walk in...classic

Fraiser is for gays and ladies, luckily you are a fully paid up member of the later.

 

[cHodAX]

Oh and grats on the community award Ez, you deserve it you mad mad bitch!

 

[Ezteq]

haha thanks...i think lol

i suspect i could be a gay aswell though because i have a thing for david hyde peirce... i have to check with mikah and see if i would qualify as being a homosexual even though im a chick and he's a bloke.

 

[Lamp]

I find Frasier quite annoying sometimes.

Cheers was better

 

[Mikah75]

haha thanks...i think lol

i suspect i could be a gay aswell though because i have a thing for david hyde peirce... i have to check with mikah and see if i would qualify as being a homosexual even though im a chick and he's a bloke.

cant say i'd do you, however i'm pretty sure you are a gay slag in a woman's body

 

[Lamp]

gay slag in a woman's body

there's a lot going on there...

 

[Ezteq]

cant say i'd do you, however i'm pretty sure you are a gay slag in a woman's body

you know Bakewell thats almost exactly what the careers advisor said to me in school, thats spooky.

 

[Olgaline]

start making noises back

make it a competition

last one going wins.

haha!
we've actually done this, at our old place,
at point about 4 months before we moved we got a new naibour, a guy about my age, and his bed room and our were smack up against each other.

and oddly enough, neither off us ever complained, since if one got the other one did too and the game was on!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Record the noise, then place speakers against the wall you share with them, and play it back later, especially when they have friends round.

 

[Lamp]

haha wicked

 

[old.Tohtori]

haha!
we've actually done this, at our old place,
at point about 4 months before we moved we got a new naibour, a guy about my age, and his bed room and our were smack up against each other.

and oddly enough, neither off us ever complained, since if one got the other one did too and the game was on!

So you've had a wank competition with a guy your age...

 

[Lamp]

I bet there was no wall either...

 

[Bugz]

Or no wifes.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Walk over, ring their doorbell, and ask if they need some assistance perhaps...

 

[Olgaline]

Walk over, ring their doorbell, and ask if they need some assistance perhaps...

surely that depends on thier age and appearance ?

 

[Olgaline]

So you've had a wank competition with a guy your age...

you wish!
and anyway you'd be the first to drop pennies into the peepshow box with your scaled down willywonker flaping the excess skin, trying for fire old school.. !

you Perv!

 

[old.Tohtori]

you wish!
and anyway you'd be the first to drop pennies into the peepshow box with your scaled down willywonker flaping the excess skin, trying for fire old school.. !

you Perv!

You didnt just go there...

 

[Lamp]

Deuce ! Toto to serve

 

[Olgaline]

You didnt just go there...

oh right, and without even realizing it, go me! \0/

and carefull lamp or we' might just turn on you!
or well, I might, I'm unstabel that way, cant speak for toht

 

[swords]

Just playing it back to them, while amusing, only scratches the tip of the iceberg. I propose... german techno remix! Intermingle it with german shit porn noises while making absolutely sure everyone knows who the dirty beggars are!
Post on the interwebs and hey presto, a new meme is born.

 

[old.Tohtori]

and carefull lamp or we' might just turn on you!

Aye careful there Lamp, Olgalines closet door swings faster then a revolver door at the local whorehouse.

 

[Olgaline]

Aye careful there Lamp, Olgalines closet door swings faster then a revolver door at the local whorehouse.

you know it you visit regulary, and ask for the thai ladyboy with the seahorse strapon,
I know I promised not to tell but, and I've never judged but there you go,