my name.......is neo

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old.Kez

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Take it to an NSC and shout "FIX IT YOU CUNTS" at them?

Shame snake2 has such a wank level on it, angers me greatly that a classic is ruined ;p
 
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Ono

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Originally posted by ignus
I suppose you want a smaller phone in your pocket coz everything you keep in your trousers is small right? ;)
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Quite the opposite actually.

There is very little space left in my trousers matey....hence need very small phone.



:D
 
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bodhi

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7110 is just the right size for me. I like the big screen and the roller, the flip can keep you amused for days on end, and mine has been just as reliable as my old 6110 (which was the Toyota Corolla of the mobile phone world - doesnt do anything special, but never ever breaks down). Only problem I've had with it was the unfortunate "dropping it on the beach while drunk incident"
 
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DAN200

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How on earth did you wind up on a beach while drunk?
 
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bodhi

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Cos we wanted to go watch shooting stars. You'll understand one day child.
 
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old.Kez

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Getting caned at the beach is quite quite evil. The sea is out to get me :/

Eeeeeeeeeevil.

Getting drunk there is a good laugh, except for teh sand getting every-fucking-where :(
 
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Summo

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I did the best ever chunder while drunk on a beach on a Greek island.

Was having a loud conversation outside a taverna and had to excuse myself. Wandered 50 yards to the sea front, fell on all fours, and chucked up Bicardi and orange juice out of my mouth and both nostrils.

Wonderful. :puke:
 
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old.ignus

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Originally posted by DAN200
How on earth did you wind up on a beach while drunk?
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poor Dan, one day he will understand what happens on the beach at night during the summer.
I agree about snake 2, it sucks compared tot he first. But the 7110 is about the same size as the 3210, and 3210s are like porn mags, everybodies has got one or has owned one at some point. But the 3210 is discontinued, which is a shame coz its much better than the crappy 3310 they brought out to replace it.
 
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DAN200

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Ive gotta porn mag locked away in my cupboard, just thought id voice my opinion.
 
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Testin da Cable

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wtf is it locked away Dan? leave it out in the open m8ehleh :) preferably on your desk heh
your m8s will give you some of that valued errm 'street cred' that Kez seems to lack :) and your parents will look on you with new understanding.


trust me :)
 
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DAN200

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No, my friends will react like someguy and act all weird whenever im there, and my parents will shoot me repeatably in the head.
 
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old.ignus

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Now thats where you're wrong Dan, your parents are probably gong through what most parents go through with their male offspring, that question, are they gay? Leaving a porn mag containing some gorgeous ladies stark bollock naked on your desk will make them feel better. However leaving a porn mag out with the readers wives pages open will make them think you are sick and twisted and get off on looking at naked mingers.
And your friends will all suddenly want to read the mag where the light is better, like the toilet for example. Female friends will think you'r a perv, but any that don't and take a sudden interest to the mag will be definately worth get to know a little better nudge nudge ;) ;)
Trust me I'm an expert on these things
 
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Will

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Why do you have a porn mag when you have a PC?

(that sounded like an admission, but it's not. Honest)
 
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nath

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Ignus, would your parents really care that much if you were gay?
 
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old.[NC]Sturty

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Originally posted by Nath
Ignus, would your parents really care that much if you were gay?
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Prolly not as much as yours currently do? ;)
 
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DAN200

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Originally posted by ignus
Now thats where you're wrong Dan, your parents are probably gong through what most parents go through with their male offspring, that question, are they gay? Leaving a porn mag containing some gorgeous ladies stark bollock naked on your desk will make them feel better. However leaving a porn mag out with the readers wives pages open will make them think you are sick and twisted and get off on looking at naked mingers.
And your friends will all suddenly want to read the mag where the light is better, like the toilet for example. Female friends will think you'r a perv, but any that don't and take a sudden interest to the mag will be definately worth get to know a little better nudge nudge ;) ;)
Trust me I'm an expert on these things
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My dad would probably be fine with it I grant you, but as for my mum, she makes me change the channel whenever you see ppl kissing on TV! (Im not kidding).

As for my m8s, well, most of them know I have a p0rn mag (Especially considering i got it off one of them), and of them some of them don't really care and the other(s) just rant incessantly about them.

For example, you may remember a 3-post spammer in this forum a while back, his posts were located in the TLSITWOTW thread and consisted of nothing but filth (Do a search if you want), he was actually a friend of mine, and he's exactly the sort of person Im talking about, and, as it happens, the person who gave me the mag in the first place.
 
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nath

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Fnar fnar sturty!!

actually, I don't think my parents would care one bit if i was gay.
 
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DAN200

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If your gay nath just say so, its soooo much simpler that way.
 
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nath

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I half expected some sort of response like that.

I'm not gay.
 
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DAN200

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Thats good to hear.

We don't want no pooofters on our forums.
 
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nath

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Why not?

Homosexuality isn't contageous you know, if that's what you're worried about.
 
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DAN200

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but, but, they're, y'know..... gay, and, er, well, y'know, gay people, are like, y'know.... queer, thingy.
 
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nath

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I see, a well thought out and structured argument there.

Gays are bad!!!!!!!!!1111111
 
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