MY mommas so fat...

[old.Tohtori]

...that she uses your skinny a** momma as a toothpick!

Carry on.

 

[Azurus]

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you're trying to flame, atleast resize the image you Faily McFailson

 

[Laddey]

Your momma's so fat i tried to swerve her in my car and ran out of petrol!

Your momma's so fat i had to roll over twice to get off her.

Your nanna's so fat i burnt my ass on the lightbult when bouncing on her nest!

 

[leviathane]

my momma's so fat she sat on this thread and killed it....

 

[CorNokZ]

Your momma's so fat, that when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace comes runnin' and shoves her back in the water !

 

[leviathane]

your momma's so fat that just to fck her you gotta slap her on the thigh and ride the waves.

 

[Thorwyn]

My mommas so fat that she lost 25 kilos while replying to this thread by typing "boring"!

(Does that count as a proper flame? Sorry,couldn´t resist )

 

[Laddey]

My mommas so fat that she lost 25 kilos while replying to this thread by typing "boring"!

(Does that count as a proper flame? Sorry,couldn´t resist )

That was a big..sloppy...fail!

 

[old.Tohtori]

My mommas so fat that she lost 25 kilos while replying to this thread by typing "boring"!

(Does that count as a proper flame? Sorry,couldn´t resist )

That's more like it, though fat doesn't really come into it

And no there's no need for your momma jokes, those are just boring, self-flaming for the win!

 

[Wonk]

my mommas so fat that she weights alot.

 

[Iceforge]

Ah, got to love my widescreen... that image just fit

 

[Morphius]

My mommas so fat when she bounces on a trampoline she goes out of orbit

 

[crispy]

Your momma is so fat that its no longer mother earth, but momma earth! HAH!

 

[Lamp]

The reason your momma's so fat is that every time she sucks my dick, I give her a cake

 

[Olgaline]

YouTube - Al Bundy and fat women
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[CorNokZ]

All hail Al Bundy :worthy:

 

[Olgaline]

I'm Maharaja Bundy and women with 4 hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day

 

[Ezteq]

my momma's so fat she has stuff orbiting her

and old, man my momma is so old i got breast fed powdered milk! infact you could say my mummy is a mummy!

and stupid...oooh eee my momma is so stupid she failed her blood test!

and ugley, oh boy is she ugly, my momma is so ugly when she was born the midwife slapped her momma.

 

[AngelHeal]

pleasse give atleast some original momma jokes.

only levi had one

 

[old.Tohtori]

pleasse give atleast some original momma jokes.

only levi had one

Mine was original

 

[crispy]

pleasse give atleast some original momma jokes.

only levi had one

So was mine mr 'i havent posted a your momma joke'

 

[Morphius]

i made mine up too, well it took me a long time to think of it, maybe i heard it ages and i'd forgotten about it and by thinking hard enough i repieced the joke together and thus claimed it as my own.

dont think so, but maybe

 

[old.Tohtori]

My mommas so fat, even AngelHeal thinks it's not original

 

[Marc]

Its like watching white men cant jump!

 

[Vladamir]

my momma's so fat she sat on this thread and killed it....

Haha win

 

[Ezteq]

my mommas so fat whenever she wants to leave the house montel williams has to come round with a camera crew and film it.


/original.