My Life Story

Urgluf

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend but there was no passion, so i decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest of life.

In college I dated a passionate girl but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a real drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided i need a girl with stability.

When i was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull I decided that i needed a girl with some excitement.

When i was 28 I found a exciting girl, but i couldn't Keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I was 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything i owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big tits.

Regards

Draxa aka Urgluf
 

Urgluf

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before I get shred to pieces, yes I didn't write this and yes its old probably
 

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