My last game ever!

[scooby-doo]

soft gits i take my eyes out everynight and leave them in a glass at the side of the bed,or is that my teef.

 

[Tom]

I R CAN TEH SEE!!!

(or words to that effect)

oh and Wales ROCKED!

 

[S-Gray]

Why? Was it hit by an Earthquake or somethin?

About time your back too ffs, i need my AWP/Knife Practice

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
When i was abouy 10/11 years old, i was havin a game of Footy on the Field not far from my Home , some fucker picked up some Mud (Which was Sloppy and full of Stones) and chucked it in my Eye.

Pain was fucking unbearable, i couldnt see thru that eye for a few days

You know how when someone tells a story, how other people tell their own but exaggerate it to make it seem 10 times more exciting or dangerous?

It's refreshing to see you always go the other way.

 

[legendario]

lmao lester.

Well this one time at primary school me and my mate decided to get the matchbox toy ferrari car and whizz it across 5 desks at a time. I crouched at the other end so that my head was table height so that I could see the ferrari coming towards me (yes i was frighteningly stupid when i was wee).

Anyway as you can imagine the car smacked me right in the eye.

As it happens I never told anyone in fear of getting a telling off. So it was 2 days before the teacher or my parents noticed one of my eyes was half shut and weeping like gray when he watches his footy team play.

Wasn't that serious but it's my only eye story.

The skin was removed from the surface of my eyeball by the ferrari and the eye was also apparently bruised.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by legendario
(yes i was frighteningly stupid when i was wee).

Some things dont change

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~


Some things dont change

I know as I still have a tiny cock

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by legendario
As it happens I never told anyone in fear of getting a telling off. So it was 2 days before the teacher or my parents noticed one of my eyes was half shut and weeping like gray when he watches his footy team play.

All joy at the moment sonny

 

[Tom]

my eye works now

 

[Lester]

eeeeeeuuuuuww!