My Holiday + Fat People

[*charlton_thd*]

In case anybody didnt notice, i've been away for a while on my hol's in Somerset (cue various farmer impressions).
All went great, we had great weather ate great food and i got royally pissed on a mixture of cider, beamish black and pear wine.

Was there women i hear you cry?
Yes!!

Did you get any?
Nope!!

Why?

Well i'll tell ya.
For some inexplicable reason the holiday camp we stayed on was full of roaming gangs of 'Somersetian Chavs'. All available 17 year old girls were immediately swooped upon by these cocky asshole wankfucks (bitterness on my part but i really didnt like the look of them).
There were some REALLY incredible looking girls there but i found out they were only 15, i had my chance but my morals are too strong (curses them).

So where do fat people get into this? Well i noticed a lot of them be they young, old, male or female. This got me wondering, are we all turning fat? Do you know any fat people? Would you consider yourself overweight? How could we solve this problem?

Answers on a saucy cartoon postcard please

 

[Summo]

You're 17, aren't you, Charlie? Surely snogging a girl two years younger than you is okay, isn't it? Or am I out of touch? Snarf.

 

[SLiC3R-]

hes just pissed off with himself he didnt pull cause he got outclassed in every department and came here to drown his sorrows with you faggots

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by SLiC3R-
hes just pissed off with himself he didnt pull cause he got outclassed in every department and came here to drown his sorrows with you faggots

Why are you still here?

 

[old.?]

Originally posted by SLiC3R-
hes just pissed off with himself he didnt pull cause he got outclassed in every department and came here to drown his sorrows with you faggots

Who the fuck are you?

 

[*charlton_thd*]

Originally posted by Summo

You're 17, aren't you, Charlie? Surely snogging a girl two years younger than you is okay, isn't it? Or am I out of touch? Snarf.

Thank you summo!
My sister will be 14 this year and i've always had a rule never to do anything with anyone who is a year older or the same age as my sister unless they are 16.
I've been in a situation before where a french girl basically asked in broken english if i would go to bed with her and i said no.
DAMN MY MORALS!!

hes just pissed off with himself he didnt pull cause he got outclassed in every department and came here to drown his sorrows with you faggots

Go away lest i castrate you with my razor sharp wit

 

[Me²]

AHAHAHAHA!

 

[old.?]

'look at her bush, does it got hair...'
'if there is grass on the wicket...' etc.

 

[*charlton_thd*]

DISCLAIMER

This thread and the creator of this thread do not endorse underage sex.
Any opinions shown on this this tread do not reflect the opinions of Charlton_thd.

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by *charlton_thd*
This got me wondering, are we all turning fat? Do you know any fat people? Would you consider yourself overweight? How could we solve this problem?

Answers on a saucy cartoon postcard please

no postcard but I'm obese if that helps!

 

[pg_exoshear]

Welcome back Craig

Shame you didnt get any action though

Have to go out sometime and find teh women.


Exo

 

[*charlton_thd*]

Originally posted by pg_exoshear
Welcome back Craig

Shame you didnt get any action though

Have to go out sometime and find teh women.


Exo

I know where they hide!!!

 

[dysfunction]

I think parents are to blame for creating fat children.

They give them everything they want and not necessarily what they need

 

[Mellow-]

(a) 2 years younger is acceptable.
(b) get rid of your morals, they will be your undoing.

 

[*charlton_thd*]

get rid of your morals, they will be your undoing

I'll try just for you Mellow

Expect a report next week!











Disclaimer
Charlton_thd is unlikely to get any sex within a week, please do not report him to the authorities.

 

[pg_exoshear]

Hmmm, sorry to say this but hes a real wuss around women

Trouble is so am I

 

[Munkey-]

aren't we all unfortunatley.


and 2 years younger isnt acceptable. for me anyway.

not that that situation would ever occur

 

[*charlton_thd*]

awww you cant be all that bad munkey

i likes ya

(in a non homosexual way of course)

 

[mank!]

My ex was 14, but we never did anything so it doesn't matter.

Also, I'm a fat cunt and not proud of it. Just too lazy to diet and get fit :/ Mind you, starting a diet next week. Expect me to lose three pounds in a week and just keep putting weight on somehow. Nevermind!

 

[Summo]

Weird. I've always pictured you as a young Robert DeNiro.

 

[mank!]

I've always pictured you as a big round yellow face with a cigar. I was quite shocked to learn you were an MX-5 driving hairdresser...

*duck, roll, cover*

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by *charlton_thd*

There were some REALLY incredible looking girls there but i found out they were only 15, i had my chance but my morals are too strong (curses them).

Morals? You're a blades fan ffs Anyway speaking as a fellow Sheffielder but an Owls fan...get em fucked, who cares if they are 15? Most 15 yr olds look 19-20 with a bit of slap. You're not much older so get em shagged.

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by mank!
I've always pictured you as a big round yellow face with a cigar. I was quite shocked to learn you were an MX-5 driving hairdresser...

*duck, roll, cover*

LOL

 

[Mellow-]

Re: Re: My Holiday + Fat People

Originally posted by Xtro
Most 15 yr olds look 19-20 with a bit of slap. You're not much older so get em shagged.

LOL - No they don't, you're wierd. They look like little kiddies trying too hard to look all grown up.

 

[mank!]

Or they look like utter slappers who have a list of STD's longer than their left arm.

 

[Munkey-]

aye. stay away from the utter whores if you can. thats my sound advice.


losing weight does wonders for ya. I've been around the same weight for 4 years. 12 stone.saying which, just weighed myself and I am now 11 stone. *joy*

 

[Shocko]

12 Stone, since you were 11? Fat bastard

 

[Testin da Cable]

wb chaaarleh


uh, being 27 I shan't comment on 15yo's. 17yo's on the other hand....

 

[Mellow-]

Dirty fecker!

 

[Trem]

Samm is 6 years younger than me, she 23 me 29

Erm i'm 6 foot 4 and 16 stone, is that fat? I don't think i'm fat...











awwww for fucks sake I do now