My HART to HART encounter

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Spinky

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Going around on my travels yet again from the reaver, and being too far from my squad to join in within 5 minutes, I decide to recall to Sanctuary and launch myself into battle like a beast from teh heavens, to smite down upon my foes with the wrath of a god i don't believe in (haven't quite figured out what New Conglomerates do believe in yet, I think it may be pork chops though) using the mighty HART.

A shuttle so powerful it can literally launch you from space in a cacoon-like object and thrust you into the planet like a bat out of hell, and still not mess up your hair when you land.

http://spinks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/planetside/waiting.jpg

So there I was, waiting for the HART shuttle pod to refuel, taking its sweet time again (I think the servicemen are paid by the hour and fill it up with thimbles).

Finally, the countdown begins, 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0... DOORS OPEN!! I RUN IN, STRAP MYSELF TO THE NEAREST CHAIR AND GIBBER LIKE A BABOON BEING ELECTROCUTED, WOO DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!1

http://spinks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/planetside/woohoo.jpg

"This is your captain speaking, there seem to be a few technical delays, I appear to have spilled my drink down the stewardesses top, please wait just a moment while I, clean it off..."


Feck, dagnammit, I want death, I want destruction! I want the bloody lavatory! take off dammit!

Finally, the captain cleans off the bloody stewardess and the damn damn thing takes off.


Trundling along the sky like a Goose with no wings we arrive over the Continents, "ISHUNDAR!! YOU FOOOOOLS" I cry, "STFU NOOB" cry the stewardesses as they stuff a sock in my mouth and wrap duct tape around my head to hold it in.

After three hours of cottony goodness in my trap, they decided to take it out and inform me of our current position, "Right, we're over ishundar, choose a spot and get the feck off".

http://spinks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/planetside/map.jpg

As the stewardesses pointed towards the big gaping hole in the bottom of the HART, I choose my carefully calculated position on the map with some crayola and a set-square. Only to be pushed out by the seemingly infuriated stewardesses.

http://spinks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/planetside/mapzoomed.jpg

As i shuttled to the ground the thought crossed my mind that I'd forgotten to switch off the lamp at home, and feed the cat again, Hum bugger. Hoping Tiddles hadn't noticed, my thoughts went back to the task on hand, Does this Rubiks cube ever finish?

http://spinks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/planetside/incoming.jpg

Suddenly! with a hideous scream, the pod whistled down the stratosphere towards the ground, peeking out the window I spot a purple and green dot, another HART pod!! nudging the pod a bit to the left, and a bit to the right to no avail, I remember the retro rockets that can be used to shift across, so I fire them off !

http://spinks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/planetside/squished.jpg

Kablam! Landed right on top of the Vanu bugger, squashing his puny pod under the sheer magnificence of mine own, I jump out, guns a blazing taking him almost by surprise. Out comes a rifle, he shoots, I dodge behind the pod, duck out, take a potshot, duck back in, he comes around for the killing shot, but little did he know I ran around the other way and shot him in the bak, he turned, i shot again, his armour crumpled, he fell to the ground, I cheered wildly and wandered away from the carnage rather pleased with myself. To the pub!

http://spinks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/planetside/woo.jpg


apologies for the low resolution screenies, had to put it on low detail to reduce the lag :eek:
 
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Deadmanwalking

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HAHA Someone give this man, some money ... or something.
 
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Cronn

Guest
A little something like this happened to me earlier.

Only I killed 2 Vanu scum right after landing.




























I am quite l33t.
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Hehe that's gold mate. Nice one, gave me a few laughs anyway :)
 
B

bone_idle

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Ive saved and printed the map for reference on what island is where. :D
 
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Saturnine

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:clap: Nice Work :) :clap:

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[PS]Nova

Guest
Nice.

Absolutely love the high class graphics you've managed to get out of PS :p

More!

What about some tales of learning to drive a vehicle? Or some highly defended base caps? :p

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
*slaps Mirieth*

yuo aer mine biatch!!1:eek:
 
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Gekul

Guest
Glad to see I'm not the only one with such poor graphics ;)
 
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mirieth

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Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
*slaps Mirieth*

yuo aer mine biatch!!1:eek:

*bites Sickeh*

i aer rebeeling!!1 pheur me!!1

:swords:
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
*stars whipping Mirieth with his pimp stick*

yuo fagg0t!!1 mine, i says!!
 
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[PS]Riddler

Guest
lol, give this man a prize or a custom title or something :D
 
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mirieth

Guest
*makes a Spinkeh fan-club*

No Uncle Sick allowed!

muhahahahaha.
 
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^MisterJingo^

Guest
WTF?!?!?!?

?!?!!?!

Damn! Howd u play with ur GFX settings so high?! Gifv advice yo!

ahah class stuff :)
 

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