My GOA Application

[tris-]

maccie d's omg!! i love maccie d's!!

even when i make my own burgers i feel physically ill 10 mins after eating them.

dread to think how others feel tbh

 

[Lethul]

almost funny !

 

[Gamah]

almost funny !

Almost care about your opinion!

 

[soze]

even when i make my own burgers i feel physically ill 10 mins after eating them.

dread to think how others feel tbh

I can honestly say if i could get a hold of a bottle of big mac sauce i would never go near MC D again, a BK burger with big mac sauce would be awesome

 

[Gamah]

I can honestly say if i could get a hold of a bottle of big mac sauce i would never go near MC D again, a BK burger with big mac sauce would be awesome

I know how to make it.

1 x Soul of Emo
1 x Vile of spit
1 x 100ml Ketchup
1 x Depressed homless man pubes

Mix in a big bowl made out of Lepper bones and wallah insta mcd's

 

[BloodOmen]

lol not nicking idea or anything but lemme try xD

 

[BloodOmen]

Not really as funny as Gamah's but none the less i wanna see the reply





Hi, i'm interested in the quality assurance manager job.


Name: Robert Soles (you can just call me MR R SOLES)


Education: I studied with Dr. Frankenfurter at the university of SPAR in the united kingdom, over the six years I have spent at this university I've learned many different skills which include, French, German, Italian, and even Klingon! (you never know when a Kingon might drop by for a game of warhammer) I also have a degree in performing arts, global intelligence, and I can even stock shelves at a local shop.


In addition to the skills I've mentioned above I am also fluent in over six million forms of communication and insults.



Games: Well in not so many words I'd have to say I pretty much live for video games.. after all don't we all, Some of the games I've played include - Dark Age of Camelot, Everquest, Everquest2, Legend of Mir2, Legend of Mir3, World of Warcraft, City of Heroes, City of Villains, RF Online, Dungeons & Dragons Online, and many many more!



Computer Programming and Skills: I have alot of skills on a computer if I'm perfectly honest, I'm 100% certified to use almost every microsoft package there is... if I'm given 10 minutes I can even take a PC to pieces and replace the hamster if it dies also! I also have a master degree at copying and pasting answers to customers.




Yours Faithfully, R Soles

 

[old.Tohtori]

I could actually apply for GOA and even get a job with the 6-7 years of game industry experience

But would i want to?

 

[soze]

I know how to make it.

1 x Soul of Emo
1 x Vile of spit
1 x 100ml Ketchup
1 x Depressed homless man pubes

Mix in a big bowl made out of Lepper bones and wallah insta mcd's

i feel sick now

 

[BloodOmen]

I could actually apply for GOA and even get a job with the 6-7 years of game industry experience

But would i want to?

yes... so you can smuggle some cyanide in for us lol

 

[tris-]

I can honestly say if i could get a hold of a bottle of big mac sauce i would never go near MC D again, a BK burger with big mac sauce would be awesome

the mac sauce is one sexy sauce but i believe that is what also makes me feel ill :\

 

[Rub]

response from goa after reading Gamah's curiculum vitae:

OMG Gamah m8z0r i like read your Curicu Vitie thingie and i was like wtf!! its pr0n!!! Then i said omg GOAnubs lets wn4k on Gamah!!! And then it was like OMGWTF!!! I was fired ((((((((((((((

F*******K you GAMAH!!! you're NOT my friend anymore!!! (i dno if u was tho)

kkthxgoodbye GOA

 

[Rub]

even when i make my own burgers i feel physically ill 10 mins after eating them.

just say u cant cook tbh

 

[tris-]

just say u cant cook tbh

even a retard (which isnt me, before the 'funny' twats make a punce) can cook in there, and they do.

put meat on grill
press button, wait 45secs
put meat on bun

 

[pip]

Hi dher GAO.

I am interested in ure jobs for warhammers. Please fund my Cericulum Vitie attached.

Name: David

Status: Alive.

Education:
I hav 1 GECS in maffs coz my teacher mr barker woz like wtf lol! and I woz like lolz thats unfair. I also noes about the IT coz i fixed my mates pc when he broke it.

Prevous work experiance?pERFect CAnDiDAte for the job i put your name FoRWard

I wurked in maccie d's for fuckin ages lol. this tawt me thow to deal with poeple and handle money. one time this guy gav me a fifty bob, I was like WTFLOL! and i ad to tell him i ad no change.

I also wurked in boots for like a two days but the caught me in da stock room steelinz ure tampons.

Gamez?

LOL dis iz where I shine, I ave played CS for fuckin ages LOL and I hold the rekord for most headshits in a clan match, my mate steve woz like L:OL you hold da rekord for most headshots and i was like OMGROFLMAO!!!! I plyed ure game Dark age of cemolot for agez I woz a beta tester and repoorted bugz. (NOT THE FORUM GUY LOLL()OLOLOL)(!~!~

Future.

Listen right, I wantz to work for GOAZ and be like LOL on warhgammers can I be a GM???? then when people say givf itemz i can be like LOL|Z!

Fank you for redin my Curiculum vitite.

I look fourward to ure response.

Prevous work experiance?pERFect CAnDiDAte for the job i put your name FoRWard

 

[adoNix]

Prevous work experiance?pERFect CAnDiDAte for the job i put your name FoRWard

... i didnt get it anyone else found teh funny in pips post?

 

[fettoken]

... i didnt get it anyone else found teh funny in pips post?

Then it´s working as intended...

 

[MaCaBr3]

I dont seem to understand this thread

 

[Gamah]

I dont seem to understand this thread

Listdun man, I was like GOAZ r luking for staff and i am da purfuct candydate. I am a p0w3r gaymah and like ma mate baz said dat dis woz tha purfect job 4 me.

cOAS i like played CS fur ages and i got like da most headshits in a clanmatch and my mate steve woz like LOL YOU GOT THE MOST HEADSHOTS IN A CLAN MATCH and i was like LOZ|LOZA!

if u dunt understandz den u need to get bk to skool OL!O

 

[MaCaBr3]

ow.