My GOA Application

[Gamah]

Hi dher GAO.

I am interested in ure jobs for warhammers. Please fund my Cericulum Vitie attached.

Name: David

Status: Alive.

Education:
I hav 1 GECS in maffs coz my teacher mr barker woz like wtf lol! and I woz like lolz thats unfair. I also noes about the IT coz i fixed my mates pc when he broke it.

Prevous work experiance?

I wurked in maccie d's for fuckin ages lol. this tawt me thow to deal with poeple and handle money. one time this guy gav me a fifty bob, I was like WTFLOL! and i ad to tell him i ad no change.

I also wurked in boots for like a two days but the caught me in da stock room steelinz ure tampons.

Gamez?

LOL dis iz where I shine, I ave played CS for fuckin ages LOL and I hold the rekord for most headshits in a clan match, my mate steve woz like L:OL you hold da rekord for most headshots and i was like OMGROFLMAO!!!! I plyed ure game Dark age of cemolot for agez I woz a beta tester and repoorted bugz. (NOT THE FORUM GUY LOLL()OLOLOL)(!~!~

Future.

Listen right, I wantz to work for GOAZ and be like LOL on warhgammers can I be a GM???? then when people say givf itemz i can be like LOL|Z!

Fank you for redin my Curiculum vitite.

I look fourward to ure response.

 

[Imgormiel]

Hi dher GAO.

I am interested in ure jobs for warhammers. Please fund my Cericulum Vitie attached.

Name: David

Status: Alive.

Education:
I hav 1 GECS in maffs coz my teacher mr barker woz like wtf lol! and I woz like lolz thats unfair. I also noes about the IT coz i fixed my mates pc when he broke it.

Prevous work experiance?

I wurked in maccie d's for fuckin ages lol. this tawt me thow to deal with poeple and handle money. one time this guy gav me a fifty bob, I was like WTFLOL! and i ad to tell him i ad no change.

I also wurked in boots for like a two days but the caught me in da stock room steelinz ure tampons.

Gamez?

LOL dis iz where I shine, I ave played CS for fuckin ages LOL and I hold the rekord for most headshits in a clan match, my mate steve woz like L:OL you hold da rekord for most headshots and i was like OMGROFLMAO!!!! I plyed ure game Dark age of cemolot for agez I woz a beta tester and repoorted bugz. (NOT THE FORUM GUY LOLL()OLOLOL)(!~!~

Future.

Listen right, I wantz to work for GOAZ and be like LOL on warhgammers can I be a GM???? then when people say givf itemz i can be like LOL|Z!

Fank you for redin my Curiculum vitite.

I look fourward to ure response.

Typically Staines Massif :E

 

[Amanita]

Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year and for christmas I'd like a job for GoA!

And a pony.

Thankyou!

Amanita
XXXXXXX

 

[Dukat]

rofl :worthy:

classic!

 

[soze]

Sorry to Hijack but it reminded me of this email

Allegedly this is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells. They hired him because it was so funny.....

NAME:
Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)

SEX:
Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION:
Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?

DESIRED SALARY:
£150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION:
Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY:
A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:
It was a crap job.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:
1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?:
On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE?:
7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
Oh yes, absolutely.

 

[Basic_X]

Sorry to Hijack but it reminded me of this email

yea, remember that one. classic ;D



oh and good luck gamah

 

[Borand]

Prevous work experiance?

I wurked in maccie d's for fuckin ages lol. this tawt me thow to deal with poeple and handle money. one time this guy gav me a fifty bob, I was like WTFLOL! and i ad to tell him i ad no change.

 

[soze]

I wurked in maccie d's for fuckin ages lol. this tawt me thow to deal with poeple and handle money. one time this guy gav me a fifty bob, I was like WTFLOL! and i ad to tell him i ad no change.

Isn't 50bob £1.50??

 

[Bahumat]

Isn't 50bob £1.50??

dont think so.

Curse this Rep Rules, thats 2 i owe you Gamah

 

[Sparx]

ten bob is 50p i think or thats what the 50p replaced in 1969 when the introduced the 50p

 

[Alan]

I like people at McDonnalds, I pay a tenner for a Big Mac meal and get £16 change

 

[Keitan]

I like people at McDonnalds, I pay a tenner for a Big Mac meal and get £16 change

givf : (

 

[old.Tohtori]

Spoiler

 

[cHodAX]

I like people at McDonnalds, I pay a tenner for a Big Mac meal and get £16 change

Tbfh they should pay you £6 for eating that shite anyway

 

[Vladamir]

Spoiler

Hahaha

 

[Gamah]

Spoiler

all over me today :<

Thats it im off

 

[Pirkel]

Rofl Teh Seel is hilarious today.

:worthy:

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm in a rather weird mood, yes, Teh Seel is taking over as it is accustomed at xmas time.

Love/hate relationship

Thanks for the rep guys, hopefully i can keep up the willy....err...standards

EDIT: Oh and that image has been countered before, but olden is golden as they say.

 

[Killswitch]

Hi dher GAO.

I am interested in ure jobs for warhammers. Please fund my Cericulum Vitie attached.

Name: David

Status: Alive.

Education:
I hav 1 GECS in maffs coz my teacher mr barker woz like wtf lol! and I woz like lolz thats unfair. I also noes about the IT coz i fixed my mates pc when he broke it.

Prevous work experiance?

I wurked in maccie d's for fuckin ages lol. this tawt me thow to deal with poeple and handle money. one time this guy gav me a fifty bob, I was like WTFLOL! and i ad to tell him i ad no change.

I also wurked in boots for like a two days but the caught me in da stock room steelinz ure tampons.

Gamez?

LOL dis iz where I shine, I ave played CS for fuckin ages LOL and I hold the rekord for most headshits in a clan match, my mate steve woz like L:OL you hold da rekord for most headshots and i was like OMGROFLMAO!!!! I plyed ure game Dark age of cemolot for agez I woz a beta tester and repoorted bugz. (NOT THE FORUM GUY LOLL()OLOLOL)(!~!~

Future.

Listen right, I wantz to work for GOAZ and be like LOL on warhgammers can I be a GM???? then when people say givf itemz i can be like LOL|Z!

Fank you for redin my Curiculum vitite.

I look fourward to ure response.

Copied this for my application...didn't even need to change the name coz I is also David. Lucky that coz I'm not good with Word...

 

[Himse]

I'm in a rather weird mood, yes, Teh Seel is taking over as it is accustomed at xmas time.

Love/hate relationship

Thanks for the rep guys, hopefully i can keep up the willy....err...standards

EDIT: Oh and that image has been countered before, but olden is golden as they say.

ROFL. HAHAHA.

 

[cmr]

I'm in a rather weird mood, yes, Teh Seel is taking over as it is accustomed at xmas time.

Love/hate relationship

Thanks for the rep guys, hopefully i can keep up the willy....err...standards

EDIT: Oh and that image has been countered before, but olden is golden as they say.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Bugz]

I plyed ure game Dark age of cemolot for agez I woz a beta tester and repoorted bugz. (NOT THE FORUM GUY LOLL()OLOLOL)(!~!~

I thought I was famous

 

[tris-]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

wasnt that funny dude

 

[Golena]

wasnt that funny dude

Your oh so very wrong!

 

[Thadius]

I like people at McDonnalds, I pay a tenner for a Big Mac meal and get £16 change

Thats the compo for serving you a nice warm jizz burger

 

[Morchaoron]

Not even an official response??? what kind of joint is goa running here???

 

[Morchaoron]

all over me today :<

Thats it im off

eat shit!

 

[tris-]

Your oh so very wrong!

no really it wasnt. a seal blowing paintbrushed/photoshopped fire at a man.

OMGROFLFFSLOLPMSLBBQNOOB

not

 

[psyco]

I like people at McDonnalds, I pay a tenner for a Big Mac meal and get £16 change

rofl

 

[Rub]

Hi dher GAO.

I am interested in ure jobs for warhammers. Please fund my Cericulum Vitie attached.

Name: David 

Status: Alive.

Education:
I hav 1 GECS in maffs coz my teacher mr barker woz like wtf lol! and I woz like lolz thats unfair. I also noes about the IT coz i fixed my mates pc when he broke it.

Prevous work experiance?

I wurked in maccie d's for fuckin ages lol. this tawt me thow to deal with poeple and handle money. one time this guy gav me a fifty bob, I was like WTFLOL! and i ad to tell him i ad no change.

I also wurked in boots for like a two days but the caught me in da stock room steelinz ure tampons.

Gamez?

LOL dis iz where I shine, I ave played CS for fuckin ages LOL and I hold the rekord for most headshits in a clan match, my mate steve woz like L:OL you hold da rekord for most headshots and i was like OMGROFLMAO!!!! I plyed ure game Dark age of cemolot for agez I woz a beta tester and repoorted bugz. (NOT THE FORUM GUY LOLL()OLOLOL)(!~!~

Future.

Listen right, I wantz to work for GOAZ and be like LOL on warhgammers can I be a GM???? then when people say givf itemz i can be like LOL|Z!

Fank you for redin my Curiculum vitite.

I look fourward to ure response.

response from goa:

Hi dher Gamah m8z0r i saw u in ze shop last morning, why didnt u wave back?

ok we also dont like your irl name, could u change it back plzz? kthx

omg yar education roolz ur accepted wtf!!! (after u changed yer name ofcoorz)

maccie d's omg!! i love maccie d's!!