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Ezteq

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OK so last night/this morning I was initially having a dream that I was watching Beauty and The Beast (whichs I have never even seen lol) then the channel changed and I ended up watching a wildlife documentary...it was so vivid that I was actually able to transcribe most of what I watched (in my dream) and thought that it might amuse some of you to see the inner workings of a sleeping Ez brain.

I give you....












Bananas a study.

Bananas are herbivores and live in small social groups (known as bunches). They are fiercely territorial, many never leave the tree they were born in, and due to a low metabolism (similar to that of the sloth) they do not move far or often within their tree.

Juvenile bananas sport bright green plumage which then changes to bright yellow when they reach sexual maturity, after mating bananas coats become mottled with brown patches and get thinner, eventually turning entirely so dark brown it is almost black before they die.

Bananas are predated upon by a large number of animals from insects, birds and mammals to some reptilian species but even though they have a high rate of predation bananas are prolific breeders and there is little fear of them becoming endangered. Humans will farm them, on large plantations and even breed unusual 'fancy' species similar to the breeding undertaken on canaries in order to win rosettes and trophies.

Bananas, despite their wild origins, have been anthropomorphosised and cartoon bananas have entertained children for years, they are used as educational and marketing tools. Whatever they are used for when out of their wild habitat, there is little doubt that the banana is a little creature that many of us have taken into our hearts and many people keep them in their homes as pets, all the banana needs by way of habitat is a bowl of either wood or pottery, although some people try and create a habitat for them that simulates their natural environment in a tree by providing them with a hook from which to perch upon allowing the banana so share our homes and become a companion to the people who care for them.

Here's to the banana; a brave and versatile little soul!
 

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This post calls for :

dancing_banana.gif
 

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aw man, i'm going to have even weirder dreams tonight rofl, repped matey lol
 

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aww but its so much fun to mix them...hehehe
 

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I dream about the mathematics of 6-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifolds. Is this normal ?
 

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I had a flu induced dream about plants vs zombies last night, but I think I was one of the zombies, it was quite scary.
 

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I had a flu induced dream about plants vs zombies last night, but I think I was one of the zombies, it was quite scary.

Flu induced dreams are scary. You don't quiet know if you are dreaming or awake.
 

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True story...

Ezt wants me... she told me... <drools>
 

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yes I want you... I want you bad.


Last night I drempt I got the DVD of Star Trek and was really excited about watching it but they had changed it and the DVD bore no resemblance to the movie I saw at the cinema...and somehow I was both watching it and in it and evertime spock went past I just started giggling like a loon and yelling ITS SPOOOOCK!!!

..have to say, my funniest dream was where I was cutting bruce lee's hair and said Ooh I love your movies, [then names a jackie chan movie as my fave] to which Mr Lee looks at me in the mirror and says "you in biig trobble!", I actually woke up laughing
 

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I dreamt last night that i crept up behind some one sleeping with a boom box type thing i turned the volume up. Then right as i hit play i woke up to the radio (my alarm clock) took me a few to figure out what was happening.
 

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No evil dancing banana in your dream?
Damn..... back to the drawing board....
 

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..have to say, my funniest dream was where I was cutting bruce lee's hair and said Ooh I love your movies, [then names a jackie chan movie as my fave] to which Mr Lee looks at me in the mirror and says "you in biig trobble!", I actually woke up laughing

rofl that is awesome
 

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Ez I would like to also say that my dreams always come true...

So if I dream of you every night then it will come true :p so you might aswel give up and make my dreams come true alot quicker :) will save you time in the END!
 

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Between Ez and Damini I believe we have the two most creative female dreamers in the history of mankind right here on these very forums!
 

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This set of paradoxical behaviour was not unobserved by the great Dutch artist of the 20th

so in other words it was observed?
what kind of shit is 'not unobserved'?!
 

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so why goto the effort of typing extra shit in what is supposed to be a simple english article, when you could write observed?

im outraged and anne robinson willl be hearing from here.
 

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so why goto the effort of typing extra shit in what is supposed to be a simple english article, when you could write observed?

im outraged and anne robinson willl be hearing from here.

great dutch artists never simply observe things; but they don't leave things going unobserved either
 

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Im pretty sure my dream the other night would make an amazing movie, but Ive no idea how to write down what it was. :s
 

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so in other words it was observed?
what kind of shit is 'not unobserved'?!

Sometimes it fits the bill better, like for example an advisor is talking to a king;

"It was observed."

or

"It did not go unobserved."
 

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