My customers

[throdgrain]

You couldn't make it up really

 

[TdC]

hahaha

I have a coworker who's name, when translated in to English, is Cock Language.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have a coworker who's name, when translated in to English, is Cock Language.

Well in your line of work don't you all perform some cock language?

 

[TdC]

this is from my day job

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sorry, my bad

Oh by the way; what are pronger and monger?

 

[throdgrain]

That is their names! I got two letters to post today, to Mrs Pronger and Mr Monger ...

 

[TdC]

if they marry they could be the Monger-Prongers!

 

[Jupitus]

I had a client called Mr Whippy once

 

[throdgrain]

Did he curl one out?

 

[Scouse]

On your chest?

 

[throdgrain]

Ew

 

[leggy]

A guy at work is called William Hung but he quite correctly shortens it to Will.

Seriously dude.

 

[Trem]

Yes, brilliant throd

 

[Gumbo]

We have a board on the office which we used for bookings on our boats, this has since been replaced by a big whiteboard, but in the last year we ran boats we had people on successive weeks called Rolph and then Harris, and on another boat Ball, and Pitt.

 

[fettoken]

That is their names! I got two letters to post today, to Mrs Pronger and Mr Monger ...

That is fantastic and completely unexpected. Are they taking the piss perhaps?

 

[throdgrain]

That is fantastic and completely unexpected. Are they taking the piss perhaps?

No they ain't , I sold one of them a bike a month ago, but he needs a copy mot, and one I sold a bike too today

 

[BloodOmen]

I had a client called Mr Whippy once

I'd have fucking died, lol.

 

[old.Tohtori]

That is their names! I got two letters to post today, to Mrs Pronger and Mr Monger ...

Heh yeah just thought if they had another meaning in da brits.

 

[Olgaline]

Used to sell wines to a company called Funtex A/S

When I asked them how come. they said Funny Textiles (Kiddie clothing design & Import)
I then told them about "funtex" - they have since changed their name.

Spoiler

I wish that was a true story

 

[Tom]

I once found myself on the phone to a lady whose surname was Cockshaft. I did a double-take, which I'm sure contributed to my never getting work from that company...

 

[TdC]

heh awesome... I was just thinking how you could possibly mitigate such a surname and it just can't be done

"Hi this is Jeremy Cockshaft, I'm calling about the 2000psi bilge pump?" -----No.
"May I present Lady Madelaine Cockshaft Monger-Pronger, Baroness Highgate" -----Also no.
"Presenting this year's Nobel prize winner for Theoretical Faffing...Alexander Cockshaft!" ----Very much no.

It can't be done :-(

 

[Edmond]

I used to have 2 customers (not stupid names but) called Chris Evans and Phil Collins, but instead of just saying 'hi its Mr Evans/Collins' they had to give their full name everytime, in a really smug way too, just so we would say 'Oh that's funny, you're called...blaa blaa'

They were twats

My main supplier has a customer called Mike Hunt, true

 

[throdgrain]

ok, I had, I honestly had, a customer when I was debt collecting called Mr Black Chawawa. And that is a fact.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It can't be done :-(

Oh reeeeeally?

Here's the person who will be operating on your swaffle accident; Doctor Cockshaft.

 

[TdC]

errrrr........no

 

[leggy]

No one called Dr Cockshaft will be coming anywhere near me. Unless it's Saturday.

 

[Olgaline]

Welcome miss.....?
Well miss Robertson, I'm your new gynecologist Mr. Cockshaft...

/Cue the 70's theme music

 

[old.Tohtori]

errrrr........no

Prude

 

[Jimmy]

Working in a probate team iv seen some good one's but the best had to be dealing with The Estate of Ronald Mcdonald!

 

[DaGaffer]

I used to have 2 customers (not stupid names but) called Chris Evans and Phil Collins, but instead of just saying 'hi its Mr Evans/Collins' they had to give their full name everytime, in a really smug way too, just so we would say 'Oh that's funny, you're called...blaa blaa'

They were twats

My main supplier has a customer called Mike Hunt, true

I went to school with a Mike Hunt. He insisted on being called Michael. I have no idea why.