(To the tune of G-Unit - My Buddy)
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away, or say hello to my Briton friend
Everywhere i go he gotta tag along
Cuz my buffs make me strong and whiners mad he's on
he ride with me when i need the boat
he wait for me at APK when im stealther hunting in Odins
Unfair advantage that make assasins fall,
slam em and /taunt, you need a Scarab vest, or Staff of God
keep your Buffy even when its time to relog
cuz i got bored the last time i left mine at home
armor free from a few quests, 0 platinum all from ToA for buffing
access his vault inside my home
He aint never been bugged hes glitchless
doesnt need MP, I'll get him some arti's for christmas,
Artifacts with +buffing, maybe some +healing for farming
the best company when approachin hibbies
he gone /stick with me til the end
We all gotta friend, and mine is a Enhance Cleric
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away i recommend, or say hello to my Briton friend
My Buffy gotta temper he dyin to smite you
last time he did that you aggrod the PK guards
took him with me to RR used him on a ram
bag been full so i used him for hours to hold gems
you meet me, run back to aerus heaven
cuz i bring em out 24/7
he cant slam and rarely blocks but hes got Aten's Shield
he needs to level it so i group with him when doing Spear of Kings
Load him on my laptop so I can stick the bot on me
got zerged by mids so I ran but lost my little buffy
the few shadowblades who got no friends always stay away
switch to the bot and use his mace to smash in troll's heads
these gimps aint tanks they just like to pretend
keep camping DF assasins? say hello to my little friend!
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away i recommend, or say hello to my Briton friend
We got zerged by mids yet we both still livin
weve been slightly nerfed but we both still nifty
and when it was a Realm Rank ten you even played your position
hid in gate house AMG until we spotted our victim
at first they didnt worry til they heard your logged on
remember it was broad daylight in the middle of Emain
and lil did they know we was ready for more
bet that Kobold wished he neva stuck his head in the door
see whenever u come out nothing gets past my block
you the reason that healers started speccing in pac
people see u and run, u aint even say shit
they just know u aint nuthin 2 play wit
Next patch AoE buff 16 albs, but focus on me
when the first mid dead the next one runs
to know where they headed u gotta look where they been
i'll never use a radar..but im botted to the end
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away i recommend, or say hello to my Briton friend!
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away, or say hello to my Briton friend
Everywhere i go he gotta tag along
Cuz my buffs make me strong and whiners mad he's on
he ride with me when i need the boat
he wait for me at APK when im stealther hunting in Odins
Unfair advantage that make assasins fall,
slam em and /taunt, you need a Scarab vest, or Staff of God
keep your Buffy even when its time to relog
cuz i got bored the last time i left mine at home
armor free from a few quests, 0 platinum all from ToA for buffing
access his vault inside my home
He aint never been bugged hes glitchless
doesnt need MP, I'll get him some arti's for christmas,
Artifacts with +buffing, maybe some +healing for farming
the best company when approachin hibbies
he gone /stick with me til the end
We all gotta friend, and mine is a Enhance Cleric
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away i recommend, or say hello to my Briton friend
My Buffy gotta temper he dyin to smite you
last time he did that you aggrod the PK guards
took him with me to RR used him on a ram
bag been full so i used him for hours to hold gems
you meet me, run back to aerus heaven
cuz i bring em out 24/7
he cant slam and rarely blocks but hes got Aten's Shield
he needs to level it so i group with him when doing Spear of Kings
Load him on my laptop so I can stick the bot on me
got zerged by mids so I ran but lost my little buffy
the few shadowblades who got no friends always stay away
switch to the bot and use his mace to smash in troll's heads
these gimps aint tanks they just like to pretend
keep camping DF assasins? say hello to my little friend!
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away i recommend, or say hello to my Briton friend
We got zerged by mids yet we both still livin
weve been slightly nerfed but we both still nifty
and when it was a Realm Rank ten you even played your position
hid in gate house AMG until we spotted our victim
at first they didnt worry til they heard your logged on
remember it was broad daylight in the middle of Emain
and lil did they know we was ready for more
bet that Kobold wished he neva stuck his head in the door
see whenever u come out nothing gets past my block
you the reason that healers started speccing in pac
people see u and run, u aint even say shit
they just know u aint nuthin 2 play wit
Next patch AoE buff 16 albs, but focus on me
when the first mid dead the next one runs
to know where they headed u gotta look where they been
i'll never use a radar..but im botted to the end
My Buffy My Buffy
Wherever I go he go
My Buffy My Buffy
you should run for your life when i use him on an assist train
My Buffy My Buffy unless im sheared i win its simple
Stay stealthed and away i recommend, or say hello to my Briton friend!
v.good
