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(Shovel)

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You and me both Tom. Maybe we should stay in this thread until we've seen it. It's safe here.

I'm just reallly pissed off at how weak-willed I am. I mean, I know I don't want to know what happens, but yet I *need* to click on the fucking thread. How does that happen*?




* And if anyone dares suggest that it's a glitch in the Matrix I'll... erm... clout you with my strong will.
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
What if I suggest that it isn't a glitch in the Matrix?
 
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Will

Guest
I've taken to changing thread titles if I spot a spoiler. But I'm not going into the Matrix just in case.
 
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Damini

Guest
I can edit thread titles!



Learn something new everyday.
 
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old.tRoG

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But is it a really not a glitch? Or is it a glitch covered up and packadged as a feature designed to fool mankind into beleiving that it's real? Or is the glitch glitched, and in exile, and now harnessing the ultimate power of the chimpanzee to destroy the features and help the glitches in their neverending battle to overcome the main program? But then, the glitch could be glitched, whereby it's supposed to appear as a glitched glitch which is not realy glitched, but it actually appears as a non glitched glith which humanity beleives to be fake. That opens an entirely new window....

Oh, screw it.

I need to watch the film :(
 
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Deadmanwalking

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No you NEED to get a better hobby.
 
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Insane

Guest
****** spoiler ********

my coffee's getting cold

****** end spoiler ********

:D
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
****** spoiler ******

:twak:

******end spoiler ******
 
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PR.

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***************** SPOILER **************

































































spoiler.jpg



Sorry :(
 
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Sharma

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Going to see it this Saturday for a friends party. :touch:
 
S

(Shovel)

Guest
Heh, I've still not seen it, so it's becomming mildly concerning seeing how many new Revolutions threads are popping up left, right and centre. How much bloody reading up do you want me to have to do?

*Chivvies up flat mates*
 
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Aussie-

Guest
tbh... i never expected neo being the one...
 
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Wij

Guest
wtf - I thought I knew all the Deities in General and DAoC :)
 
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Jonaldo

Guest
Thinking of titles for Matrix 4 judging by the way the films are getting worse every time.

Matrix Rehashed?
Matrix Retarded?
Matrix Redone again with more special fx and less script?
Matrix Redundant?
Matrix Ridiculous?
Matrix Refused to make any sense?

Surely the grande finalé should be..

Matrix Software Failure - Guru Meditation #8400000D.73046314
 
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Tom

Guest
How about

'Matrix fuckoff the lot of you its our film we made shit loads of money from it if you don't like it we don't care cos loads of people will go watch it anyway and thats what matters here'
 

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