moving house blues

[TdC]

I am moving to my new place on the 2nd of Feb this year, so currently I am in a frenzy of packing, throwing stuff away and taking things to the thrift store so said things can hopefully make someone else happy.

During this maelstrom of activity, I found myself in the cold, damp and most of all DARK 15th century cellar of my current apartment thing (which is located on top of an old, um presumably grain or corn warehouse in the centre of Arnhem, where I live), which is filled with spiders by the way. Being me, I was there just now rather than at some normal time of day. Now before this leads you to believe I saw a ghost, or had a furtive wank, let me allay your fears: there was neither to be had down there, mostly because I don't believe in ghosts and because dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders don't really do it for me with regards to masturbation.

What there was, was flash light bearing me looking into boxes that I haven't looked at in three years -which naturally are still full of all kinds of stuff- which were packed by my ex after she turned into a nut job and I decided to get the hell away from her. Yes, she actually packed all my shit up so I could leave asap, so I presume the feeling was mutual. Anyway, while browsing these boxes to see what I could get rid of, I found an unopened and completely intact bottle of Jack Daniels, which a friend of mine gave me for my birthday...ooh, well coming up on three years ago I guess.

So, finding this bottle, realizing that my ex had put it there, considering that she had done her utmost to get rid of every single trace of me in as short a time possible, thinking about my friend who had given it to me to enjoy once upon a time and horribly missing the girl (pre insanity, you understand) I once had a relationship with, I got a severe case of down in the dumps. Then I took the bottle upstairs to my house, where there was light and warmth and music, decided that a sudden occurrence of free booze was too good an excuse to pass up, and had a drink to past glories. Now I am having another drink...to future glories. May they be many, and may they come often. For everyone. Cheers!

 

[Edmond]

Got to look to the future, onwards and upwards

 

[dysfunction]

I'll drink to that!

 

[old.Tohtori]

because dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders remind me of my ex.

Fixed it for ya

Meaning the flipped out monster ocourse.

I've noticed, that people only miss things when they forget.

They forget the insanity, the bad times, the reasons for not being somewhere/with someone etc.

So while you're having fun with old Jackie boy and while you're very nicely hugging the future, remember the bad times so A: you know you're better off and B: you see the signs next time and GTFO.

 

[TdC]

cheers Toh, I can actually work with that

 

[russell]

Just what Ed said.
And some...
You are too special to be on your own for much longer.
And to be fair you are not really 'on your own' you lead a very full life, doing what you want, when you want. I envy you!
Good Luck in your new home -may it never be full of spiders, and always full of JD

 

[MYstIC G]

cross post much?

 

[TdC]

heh if I write something deep and moving, I'm going to spread it around

 

[MYstIC G]

You spread lots of your things, but the less said about that the better

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Damn you Meg. I would have been far blunter and just gone for AIDS though.

 

[MYstIC G]

But this way there can be many things.

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS

It can be like the new TLSITWOTW thread.

 

[TdC]

*spreads*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

But this way there can be many things.

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS

It can be like the new TLSITWOTW thread.

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results

 

[MYstIC G]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube

 

[old.Tohtori]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.

Can't believe no one said it.

 

[dysfunction]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee

 

[Jupitus]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee
7. Butt cheeks
8. Wij-juice

 

[MYstIC G]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee
7. Butt cheeks
8. Wij-juice
9. The lie that dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders don't really do it for [him] with regards to masturbation

 

[dysfunction]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee
7. Butt cheeks
8. Wij-juice
9. The lie that dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders don't really do it for [him] with regards to masturbation
10. Poo on his shoes

 

[TdC]

I hate you all!

 

[TdC]

and that thing about the poo is lies and slander!




though I did track poo into a cinema a couple days ago when I went to see The Green Hornet because I'd walked through some grass where some helpful dog owner had had their undoubtedly beloved pet empty out their bowels and failed to clear it up (like they're supposed to by Dutch law)

 

[old.Tohtori]

I thought Swafflestains is a good thing to say, seeing as you started it!

 

[MYstIC G]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee
7. Butt cheeks
8. Wij-juice
9. The lie that dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders don't really do it for [him] with regards to masturbation
10. Poo on his shoes
11. Hate (where is the love? )

 

[Chilly]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee
7. Butt cheeks
8. Wij-juice
9. The lie that dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders don't really do it for [him] with regards to masturbation
10. Poo on his shoes
11. Hate (where is the love? )
12. Compromising pics of deebs half naked on balconies in Arnhem

 

[TdC]

why I aughtta

he mooned me! while drunk! the fact that I just happened to have a camera in my hand is irrelevant!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

and that thing about the poo is lies and slander!




though I did track poo into a cinema a couple days ago when I went to see The Green Hornet because I'd walked through some grass where some helpful dog owner had had their undoubtedly beloved pet empty out their bowels and failed to clear it up (like they're supposed to by Dutch law)

Don't worry, no-one will have noticed, the stench of the shit would have been masked by far, far smellier turd.

 

[MYstIC G]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee
7. Butt cheeks
8. Wij-juice
9. The lie that dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders don't really do it for [him] with regards to masturbation
10. Poo on his shoes
11. Hate (where is the love? )
12. Compromising pics of deebs half naked on balconies in Arnhem
13. Videos of him doing horrible things in the shadows, horrible horrible things!

 

[TdC]

just paid my solicitor the cover prices for my house transport legality shizzle. you thought I was down in the dumps before?

NOW I am down in the dumps AND POOR

 

[MYstIC G]

The list of things TdC spreads

1. AIDS
2. An inaudible frequency that confuses gaydar into positive results
3. Warts
4. Memories of lost lube
5. Swafflestains.
6. Smell of wee
7. Butt cheeks
8. Wij-juice
9. The lie that dark, damp places that are cold and filled with spiders don't really do it for [him] with regards to masturbation
10. Poo on his shoes
11. Hate (where is the love? )
12. Compromising pics of deebs half naked on balconies in Arnhem
13. Videos of him doing horrible things in the shadows, horrible horrible things!
14. White substances on the floor when agents bring pretty ladies into his flat.