Movies with one letter out

[FuzzyLogic]

The Magnificent Steven - Follows the adventures of Steve as he works as a milk man who aspires to be a goat herder.

The Post Boys - a group of lads begin 14 days of being posties for work experience, and subsequently spend 8 of them striking.

The Thang - A lighthearted comedy starring the cast of Next Friday about a crew of polar scientists who are picked off by a shape shifting alien.

Field of Creams - A baker realises his fathers long lost dream of making the worlds largest cheesecake in the middle of a cornfield

Tromeo and Juliet - A punk interpretation of the bards tale...wait this sounds familiar...

Super Mario Dros - The film was shit, deal

The Brow - Man turns emo and puts on a permanent frown after the deaths of himself and his bride to be

Silent Shill - The story of a mute corporate PR agent

Wanchorman - erhm...

 

[Overdriven]

Unglourious Basterds: Group of non-nazi killing white folk with bad hair go around killing homeless people.

 

[SilverHood]

The Cask - struggling guy gets to bang Cameron Diaz after drinking from a magic cask.

Catman Returns - superhero has sexchange, returns as feline version to battle the evil Penguin and other baddies. Has hot lesbian sex with Catwoman

American Tie - follows a bunch of youngsters trying to sell their first tie.

Toad Trip - A bunch of youngsters send off a toad to someones girlfriend for fun, and they need to get there before it arrives.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Stag Wars - two groups on stag weekends clash in Blackpool. One group, lead by an asthmatic in a black balaclava comprises mostly of guys dressed all in white. The other group are much more casual and though the groom is very young there is an OAP an ex con and a real ape of a guy along for the ride. They even bring their own stripper, though embarrassingly she turns out to be the grooms long lost sister. It is the second group who eventually prevail by managing to stuff one up the eponymous Death Stag's rear passage.

 

[ECA]

The Poondock Saints - Two Brothers out on a mission to gangbang every russian hotty they see.

 

[nath]

Things to do in Denver When You're Deaf.

An infomercial by the Colorado state tourist board for the hearing impaired. Drinking on a boat seems to be all they can come up with.

 

[Bullitt]

Token - A government agent who now works as security detail has his WoW authenticator stolen. He will look for it....he will find it.....and he will gank you.

 

[old.Tohtori]

District 8 - Not quite as exciting as district 9.

The Incredible Sulk - Don't make him sad, you don't want to see him sad.

Mad'gascar - A killer car is loose and killing animals left and right.

Sars - Hilarious animated movie about viruses.

Silent Bill - Yeah, he got snuffed.

 

[Aoami]

The Fellowship of the Ping - 9 Brave warriors set out to destroy Sauron, who wants all of Middle-Earths bandwith for himself.

The Two Towels - Saurons grip over middle-earths bandwith tightens. Having lost one member of the fellowship, the remaining 8 party members fight it out over 2 wank rags after procuring a small amount of internet to download porn on.

Return of the Kong - After an arduous year slaying orcs, Aragorn's party is ruined when Donkey Kong returns to Middle-Earth from Valinor, is crowned King Elessar and marries Arwen.

Dick Soup - The Marx Brothers forgotten bukkake flick

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh and Aoami i saw your little Totori snipe there, well done

 

[Ch3tan]

21 Prams - The tale of a fathers choice between 21 prams.

Ditch Black - A group of friends travel to a remote alien planet where they try fruitlessly to get rid of their token black mate.

The Filth Element - the movie where Milla wears even less.

 

[MYstIC G]

Trumper - A film in which Wij explores the world of sounds made every time he does a wipe free.

28 rays later - What really happened to Steve Irwin.

 

[yaruar]

Glue Lagoon - Two scantily clad teenagers come of age on a desert island where their only passtime is rendering the bones of dead cattle
Ben-Her in which a slave rises up through the ranks of society by becoming a celibrity drag queen.
Psyche - Norman Bates realises he has a mother fixation and starts seeing a therapist
Maxi Driver - Robert Denero goes made and tries to assisinate the owner of British Leyland for giving him such a terrible driving experience

 

[Vasconcelos]

Transfarmers. A true story about farm life in the Australian outback. And a bunch of trannies.

:lol: Starring Terence Stamp :lol:

 

[tris-]

the wigger movie - an animated tiger makes it big in the ghetto sniffing pooh and eating piglets for crack.

clear and present wanger - harrison ford spends the whole film with his wanger out while attempting to rescue a new zip fly.

boy story - a story about a boy, what the fuck more do you want?

the whining - a man gradually loses his marbles, and moans about it on the internet.

rape fear - robert de niro stars as a rapist who is afraid to rape.

 

[yaruar]

The African Queer - Humphry Bogard plays a drunk boat captain cruising up the kyber.
Anna and the King of Spam - A teacher goes to the house of a monarch of pork luncheon meat to teach his children but ends up taking the javelin herself.
Apocalypse Cow - I love the smell of cow dung in the morning!
The Wank Dick - W C Fields furiously masterbates for an hour.
Beatlejuice - John Lennon comes back from hell to help a hapless couple of ghosts give peace a chance.
Beverly Kills Cop - Eddie Murphy plays a tough cop shot dead by a Tranny hooker he picks up mistaking them for a woman.
Dead Man Wanking - What else is there to do on death row when you get visited by a nun.
Top Gut - Fighter pilots gone to seed compare bellies in homoerotic ways whilst playing volleyball

 

[Ch3tan]

Lace Off - The tale of a top FBI agent and his criminal nemesis as they compete to see who can tie their shoe laces up the fastest. With classic scenes of akimbo lace tying.

 

[Jiggs]

Carry on Cramping

Babs Windsor is on the blob

 

[Vasconcelos]

[REP]: The story of a bunch of forum adicts trying to increase their e-peen in the internetz

 

[TdC]

Crosstoads - A young female singers journey of discovery starring herself as a amphibian breeder.

Lord of the Mings - Story of the man behind the mask, a young evil despot's struggle with having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle contrasted against a war where beautiful men try to kill him.

 

[tris-]

judge fredd - fred dibnah thought he would go to christian heaven. a comic mixup ensues when he ends up in front of osiris without a book of the dead in sight. not even his crazy inventions can save him this time.

 

[ECA]

Ghost in the Smell - A young wij's anal cavity is haunted by an ancient evil - ending currently unknown.

 

[Scouse]

Tonal Recall - Arnie goes to Mars and due to low atmospheric pressures all his music sounds weird

Raging Hull - Ageing fighter Jake La Motta gets beaten to a pulp in a dreary east coast town

Logan's Rum - Michael York plies a young Jenny Agutter with alcohol just prior to 'kicking her back door in'


/gets coat

 

[Vasconcelos]

C-Men: a group of spermatozoids with superpowers compete with each other in the quest for the mystic ovule

 

[old.Tohtori]

Watchpen - One mans iinspirational story of how he invented the pen...with a watch!

Dumb and Dumpert - How many videos can one man watch?

 

[phazey]

72 Brides for 7 Brothers: What really happens in the Islamic Afterlife.

The Longest Gay: King Dong comes out the closet.

The Lawnmover Man: Tarmacing the driveway in virtual reality

Bog Trouble in little china: Could one blocked drain cause so much havoc?

The Last Sapper: Untold stories of the Royal Australian Engineers in VietNam

 

[Nate]

The Codfather - A story about a criminal cod family trying to make things smell a little less fishy..

The Wig Lebowski - The dude's wig gets pissed on mistakenly by some thugs.

Good Whale Hunting - He's the guy that cleans the boats floors but no one realised he's also the best whale hunter in the world ever..matt...damon!

Ronnie Darko - The two Ronnies get together for one final bash at something you just don't understand.

 

[Aoami]

Hairy Potter and the Goblet of Fire - A Hairy bloke from Stoke goes for a night out, drinks a lot of flaming sambuccas and takes part in a series of trials, including finding his way home and picking up eggs that his irate wife has thrown at him

 

[Jeros]

The hunt for jed october - Uncle Jed October goes missing on a family trip to Canada, its up to billy, jane and timmy to find him in this hilarious family film (contains nudity, scenes of drug usage, incset and murder PG 13)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh Brothel where art thou - Three guys desperately try to find their way in amsterdam.
28 lays later - Sequel to the highly acclaimed "oh brothel where arth thou"