Movies with one letter out

[Gumbo]

Apologies to the op on the other forum I frequent, but I've just pasted his first post below. This idea got to 14 pages just this afternoon with some great entries, but the below should give you the idea.


Indiana Jones and The Fast Crusade. They have to retrieve the holy grail but only have 20 minutes in which to do it.

Natural Born Millers. The story of a boy and girl born in windmills who grow up to dominate and glorify the milling scene.

Bill Bill. Uma Thurman has a low-key job at a collection agency and really must get a notice to of collection to some guy called Bill.

Palp Fiction. Samuel L Jackson suffers from a mild heart attack and decides to give up his work as a gangster's henchman.

You get the idea...

 

[Jupitus]

Stir Wars - Jamie Oliver goes head to head against the evil tyrant, Gordon Ramsay!

 

[tris-]

Bellraiser - frank cotton spends his life searching for the ultimate pleasure to raise his bell end.

womb raider - angelina jolie stars in this action packed adventure of an abortion specialist travelling the globe.

rome alone - when spartacus' army left for war, they forgot one minor detail: kevin!

house of tax - paris hilton excells in her roll as a tax collector who stumbles upon a murderous family when she is delivering a tax notice.

 

[TdC]

Transfarmers. A true story about farm life in the Australian outback. And a bunch of trannies.

 

[ECA]

Little Minx Exquisite Corpse: Swaffles for Breakfast

 

[Gumbo]

Rain Mac - 130 minutes of Tom Cruise trying to persuade his autistic brother to put his coat on.

 

[00dave]

resevoir degs - much like the original only with pikeys

the thong - Kurt russell is terrorised by killer undergarments

the lost samurai - Japanese warriors lose their way (probably spiritually)

spidermon - jamaican superhero

 

[Aoami]

Hooking for Eric - 3 Manchester United fans go to a fun fair and play hook the duck, to win a rubber eric cantona mask.

The Goat that Rocked - A farmyard animal gets a DJ slot at a top Pirate Radio station.

The Curious Vase of Benjamin Button - A man finds an Urn that slowly reverts to a lump of clay over time. Probably as about as exciting as the original film.

Dicky Cristina Barcelona - penelope cruz strikes up a hectic, passionate relationship with a flat cap wearing pensioner from lancashire called dicky who emigrates to barcelona.

Alice in Wunderland - a young blonde haired girl falls down a hole and becomes a high ranking officer of the third reich, with a mission to wipe out all smiling cats and rabbits in top hats.

 

[Aoami]

Planet of the Apps - iPhone applications invade earth or something

My Neighbour Totori - A Finn moves in to a nice peaceful neighbour hood and argues with everything in sight for 2 hours

Cystic River - The river thames develops ovarian cancer

The Lion Kink - Ray Davies dresses up as a series of famous lions

Funding Nemo - Nemo's dad wishes he'd never found him at all in this sequel. We follow the poor bloke as he scrapes money together to put Nemo through university, while trying to appear to be a cool single dad at the same time.

theres more where that came from, best thread ever.

 

[Aoami]

The Wizzard of Oz - Roy Wood takes too much LSD and someone films his brain

No County for Old Men - Three sheep are stolen in Dorset and it is up to cold hearted serial killer to retreive them

Jews - An hasidic shark come near the shore as 'water makes his eczema flair up', and refuses to eat anyone as it's against his religion

 

[00dave]

The dork knight - a high school nerd becomes a superhero to fight crime.

the thin rod line - american soldiers fighting in world war 2 decide to do a spot of fishing.

The Trem-an show - the whole world tunes in to watch a silly old man mess up some DIY and scare some birds with the use of hemorrhoids.

 

[Aoami]

The Empire Strikes Buck - Queen Victoria chases John Candy around with a paddle

House of Flying Diggers - 2012 olympics-based Martial Arts film set on a building site in whitechapel

Empire of the Bun - A Scone becomes Emporer of Japan, and has to fight off multiple usurption attempts by a series of cakes ranging from an apple danish to a victoria sponge.

Breno - Young Munich-based Brazilian Centre-Back dresses up like a queen and asks idiots awkward questions.

Gurn after Reading - Four young friends take too many pills at Reading Festival and produce a series of outstanding gurns.

 

[ECA]

Sight Club - A schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder organises a reading club, ultimately resulting in his plan to end globalisation by paper cuts.


Lord Of The Tings: A black lahndahnahs quest to find his stahlarn propahtee.


Modern Limes - A post modernist impression of youth lime culture today.

 

[00dave]

May have cheated a little to do some FH specific ones

the damini busters - A group of sassy ladies seek out and punish ebay scammers with the use of bouncing lawyers.

Mr Deebs - The creator of barrysworld finally gets all that money he needed when a rich relative dies, but his personality clashes with his fellow forums members.

Aoami family - a strange family attempt to outdo dave at the film titles game but fail

 

[Gumbo]

Careful, no bending of the rules allowed or it descends into shite, but we'll let them go because you are mates with Eddie Izard.

 

[TdC]

My Big Fat Boosh Wedding - a documentary on the behaviour of Mighty Boosh fans at or near wedding ceremonies

Yis Man - A group of New Zealanders say the word yes for 90 minutes.

Lucky Number Seven - After two crime lords mistakenly identifying the film's protagonist as someone he is not, they both let him off the hook with some money for his troubles.

 

[Aoami]

meet the fookers - like meet the fockers but the head of the family is the bloke out of district 9

 

[Aoami]

the harder they comb - several jamacians put on an afro growing competition

slade runner - noddy holder hunts down renegade mirrored top hats

 

[00dave]

Careful, no bending of the rules allowed or it descends into shite, but we'll let them go because you are mates with Eddie Izard.

It was only 1 extra letter in 2 of them

And with that

Gumbo - a flying elephant who gives Dave shit!!!

 

[TdC]

Ricky 1-7 Your average bloke goes to the boxing gym for a few years but nothing much comes of it.

 

[Aoami]

Pat's Labyrinth - Pat with the big earrings out of eastenders and David Bowie star in this laugh a minute romp in which Bowie and Pat have 13 hours to save Peggy Mitchell from the goblin king Jareth.

 

[Aoami]

Spirited Sway - 2 Japanese Alcoholics struggle to stand up after downing 8 litres of whisky between them and having hallucinogenic episodes involving strange creatures going into bath houses and some kid who is actually a dragon or river or something.

Bloody Sundag - The first film in which the Nazi's join forces with the IRA to create a slick killing unit

Triffic - Harry Redknapp gets involved with an illegal drug ring in the east end

24 Hour Parly People - 2 14th Century Diplomats get caught up in the 80's Manchester music scene

 

[ECA]

Ricky 1-7 Your average bloke goes to the boxing gym for a few years but nothing much comes of it.

If nothing much for you is over 25 million euros then sign me up!

 

[Aoami]

Pokeman - A man becomes addicting to poking people on facebook and has to seek rehabilitation

 

[tris-]

louse on haunted hill - larry the louse jumps ship from his usual nit infested head, and ends up in his worst nightmare.

credator - a dyslexic arnie forgets his role when a killer alien hits town.

pie hard - terrorists plot to harden every pie in the world, and its up to one man to stop them.

 

[ECA]

Wanchorman.
Self explanatory

 

[Jeros]

Man on Fare - The story follows an ex-CIA operative who fights gang crime by charging them extra for public transport.

The men who stare at boats - A crack team of secret government psychic soliders are ordered to ensure no one steals the boats of high ranking government officials.

Deer Impact - The world struggles to find a way and prepare for the impact of a deer the size of texas.

My sisters peeper -An older sister fuels incestuous lesbian fantasies by peeping on her younger sister in the shower.

Avatard - Earth attempts and invasion of a planet populated entirely by unfunny forum avatars.



Im not gonna get any sleep now!

 

[tris-]

the blair bitch project - tony blairs wife runs around for an hour with a camera in her face, running from some not so unseen forces in the centre of london.

child's clay - a horrific and often unneccesary 90 minutes about one schizophrenic child and his talking clay.

sew - 5 of the most vile humans in town must cross stich their way out of certain death.

joseph and the amazing technicolour dream clot - true life story. joseph suffers a near fatal brain clot and falls in to a deep coma. here he recreatess his visual experiences for film.

lion - kidnapped from the zoo and forced to become a sniper weilding hitman. emotional and thought provoking action about one lion and his companion.

king long - unseen film starring john holmes as a gorilla with a giant cock.

schindlers lisp - schindler just cant spit his words out, and the jews take advantage.

forrest gimp - a mentally challenged kid has all his opportunities taken away from him, when he is kidnapped and forced to live as a gimp.

terminator 2 - fudgement day - a killer robot is sent through time to kill the one kid who has the perfect method for making fudge.

requiem for a cream - the lives of four people are sent in to turmoil when they cant decide : whipped or single?

 

[ECA]

Pie Hard - Terrorists hold hostage an international pie eating contest.

 

[tris-]

trainspitting - a group of hardened heroin addicts get bored one afternoon, and decide to spit at trains.

v for wendetta - an asian man trys his best for 120 minutes to pronounces his v sounds.