Motty is dead !

[Wij]

linky

 

[old.user4556]

Thought this was about the footie commentator... i'm glad to see it's not!

*touches Wij*

 

[babs]

FS me too :/

 

[Ch3tan]

You suck Wij. I was looking on BBC trying to find out when Motson died :/

 

[Wij]

It's fascinating though isn't it.

 

[TdC]

Details of Phil Walley, Elephant Keeper of the Chester Zoo

* Ears - Large, African shaped with pointed lobes
* Head - Sloping forehead with one dome and two smaller ones behind
* Trunk - Deeply wrinkled, like African, but with one finger at the tip
* Body - Overall like African, with centre hump as in Asian, and hump in rear as in African
* Tail - Long, hangs below the ankle, flat with hairs in small groupsforming two rows, one row on each edge
* Foot - Asian, fore-feet five nails, back-feet four nails
* Legs - Long and slim like African

 

[old.user4556]

I could imagine the headline if John Motson really had died:

John Motson - Murdered after Scotsman was sick of hearing '1966' being mentioned every 10 seconds during commentary of a non-england game

 

[Shovel]

I could imagine the headline if John Motson really had died:

John Motson - Murdered after Scotsman was sick of hearing '1966' being mentioned every 10 seconds during commentary of a non-england game

You'd probably still get it close if you remove the words 'Scots' and 'non-England'.

 

[old.user4556]

Indeed