most minging accedent!

[Ezteq]

aw man last night i was just leaping in to bed as usual a blur of pink winnie the pooh pyjamas and red hair when i caught my thumb on the duvet and bent the whole freekin nail back, and i dont mean just the bit that grows...the bit that you clip...


no its worse than that i mean i actually ripped the nail off the nail bed (the pink bit where the nail is actually fused to the skin?) and it bent right back


Foooooooookin 'ell!!!!

I swear to blob it flaming hurt and i was yelping and dry sobbing for a good while, most of you'll remember a few years back when i actually broke a bone in my hand and dislocated a couple of fingers? well that didn't hurt as much as last night did! i took several paracetamol & ibruprofen and slapped a plaster on it and so far im scared to take the plaster off (there was blood and all sorts...possbly lymph!)


it was flippin minging and thats all ive got to say on the subject EW!


whats been your most minging accedent, not the most painful or most serious, but the most minging the one with the most Ew-inducing qualities?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well i got some accidental minge once That count?


Anyhoo, i kicked my big toe and the toenail ripped off and took some of the flesh+skin ontop of my toe aswell, not just the "pink fuse" part.

Took about, a great deal of time, of changing linen bandages etc on the toe and every time i did, the nail had grown a bit, but the rest of oozing with stuff, blood and growing skin etc.

Hurt less then i thought though.

Also have fallen down, while balancing on a metal handrail.

No, didn't fall left, or right, but down -.-

 

[Helme]

Slipped on some ice 2 years ago and landed on my arm, didn't break it but I did have a 4cm crack in it just at the point under the elbow, hurt like fuck and couldn't carry anything for 2 weeks.

 

[Calaen]

I was ironing last week (naked) and I caught my genitals with a steam blast. I was not a happy bunny.

 

[Sharma]

Why on earth would you do the ironing in your birthday suit?

 

[Lamp]

When I was a kid (maybe 6 or 7), I had a pencil in my mouth. I was pretending it was a cigarette. Unfortunately, I was running with it in my mouth (as you do), and I fell over, and the pencil was pushed into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere. I can't remember anything about the pain, all I can remember is the amount of blood that came out of my mouth.

Hideous.

 

[Lethul]

I've been injured alot but im gonna tell you about my friend instead!
He worked at Farmek over a summer, butchering cows. He mainly used 2 tools,

A big knife and the second thingy from the top in the picture below.

It is used to drag the cow around (i think) when its hanging in the hooks and to get a good grip when you are gonna cut stuff from it. He was gonna poke it in to the cow with an overhand swing to get a good grib, but something went wrong and it just "bumped" off. He had good power in the swing so his arm continued. He stabbed himself with one of these pointy thingys about 20cm out from the navel. And it came out on the other side, drenched in cow blood aswell uke:

What is minging?

 

[Levin]

When I was about 8 or so I was jumping between benches until I missed one. Instead of my foot connecting with the bench, my shin scraped against the edge of the bench opening up a wound along my whole shin which looked like a bloody mess.

Hmm or maybe that time when I was 10 and was trying out my new bike. It was my first bike that hand hand breaks, and I was very not used to it. I forgot how to break at some point and ended up ramming a garbage disposal shed. With the sudden stop, I slid down the saddle and landed with my crotch on the metal bar below the saddle. It HURT! No permanent damage was made though, luckily.

Or perhaps that other time when I was about 14 and biking downhill with a hockey stick in my hand. The stick naturally got caught in my front wheel. I flew forwards and landed badly while the bike described a large flip in the air and ended up landing in my head. I was in a bit of a shock and mostly worried about my bike.. starting to lead it homewards, when some kids pointed at me and yelled something about my arm. I looked down and saw what looked like a bullet wound bleeding like mad. Apparently I had landed on a sharp stone which had burrowed into the underside of my arm, just by the left elbow. Even now, 20 years later, there is a huge scar there which looks something like an old bullet wound scar that never got sown together.

Still, none of these sound worse than pulling off your whole nail. I wouldn't want to switch with you Ez! *comforts*

 

[Lamp]

What is minging?

Nasty, horrible, etc

A "minger" is an unattractive female. There's a lot of them in Northern England & Essex.

"Minger" is possibly derivated from "minge" which is a Stage 2 Type vagina, usually capacious, rancid in odour, and accompanied by red pubic hair.

 

[TdC]

o0 Lamp you could have been dead!

Ez

me: really shite day, been to a fave uncle's cremation, and came back pretty fucked so decided to go to the pub with a mate and the then-gf. Changed out of my "adult" clothes and into casuals and had a few pints. then we decided to go get dinner so I walked off to get some cash with my bag, bike and bike lock. After getting the hard earned, I pushed off onto my bike, flipping my leg over as you do, and simultaneously swinging my bag and lock over my shoulder. Then my foot slipped off the right pedal. Then my right leg slid under the bike. Then my right crank arm pressed the back of my right calve to the ground while my foot was at about 90deg off center. Then I heard a muffled but distinct crunch as my leg bone and shin bone both broke in three places.

Then I got helped to a mate's car by a paraplegic teenage punk with a full on fire-engine red mohawk by way of me sitting in his lap and him wheeling us up the hill. (true story) I was most hurt when he said it was ok to sit in his lap: Ya'll be fine: Don't feel nuthin' below the waist mate! he said

 

[Vasconcelos]

Having a discal hernia myself, any month the pain comes back, the mere fact of trying to tie my shoes its bloody minging

 

[Helme]

Just remembered an accident I had when I was very young, had apparently decided it was a great idea to practice acrobatics in my bed with kindofsharp bedposts. Ended up knocking my head on it and then after realising I was bleeding, walking slowly downstairs to tell my mother that I might need some help, my mother semi-paniced which is to say something considering shes a nurse tried to stop the bleeding but had to rush me to the hospital. 8 stitches or so later and a doctor who was quite shocked that he could see my skullbone and it was all done, got home to get to bed(was quite late) and realised that half the stairs up were painted red in blood Oo.

Still have a huge scar under my right eyebrow and continueing abit more towards the ear

 

[Dukat]

I have a scar less than 1cm above my left eye from when I was 4 years old. its like a cut about half an inch long running parellel with my eye.

I was sat on a big setee in our front room when my Dad came and sat down and laid with his legs outstrenched, I stood up and walked between my Dad's legs and the backrest of the settee, then tried to jump over his thighs and down to the floor, I half managed it, caught his legs fleetingly in mid-air and it tipped me so I landed head-first on the sharp wooden corner of coffee table.

1 cm from my left eye ^^

I had blood running down my face obscuring my vision, I only really remember images of my mum fussing, my Dad looking concerned as he held an icepack to my head and looked at my eye. I cant actually remember going to hospital for it, but I guess I must have.

you can still see the scar plain as day now though, looks dead cool!

 

[BloodOmen]

Oh if you want "Minging" picture this, I had an ingrown toenail once (big toe) it hurt so much I removed my whole toenail and cut down into the side of my toe to remove what nail was there... thankfully it healed nicely been ok ever since.

This was done when I was around 15-16 not exactly the most sensible time of my life but hey.

 

[Wonk]

I've had half of my bigtoe nail cut off slowly with a knife ... without sedation :S

I've also once fallen off a bob sleigh from a mountaintrack (like those you see on eurosport). I've still got scars on my knees, elbows and hands from it.

 

[Lamp]

Pah ! Thats nothing ! Apparently, my mate cut his own head off whilst masturbating with a scythe. It hurt for ages. Left a nasty scar

 

[Wonk]

the best accident I've had, was when I was on a holiday in Italy as a kid. I really wanted to get in the swimming pool, and it was all I really had been looking forward to

Right, so I was standing next to it, very excited. I managed to fuck up my shoulder completly while trying to pull on my swimming goggles though, so I didn't get in it once as far as I remember

 

[BloodOmen]

Pah ! Thats nothing ! Apparently, my mate cut his own head off whilst masturbating with a scythe. It hurt for ages. Left a nasty scar

LOL rep.

 

[BloodOmen]

the best accident I've had, was when I was on a holiday in Italy as a kid. I really wanted to get in the swimming pool, and it was all I really had been looking forward to

Right, so I was standing next to it, very excited. I managed to fuck up my shoulder completly while trying to pull on my swimming goggles though, so I didn't get in it once as far as I remember

Yea I had problem with pools also back when I was a kid was back when I couldn't swim properly yet, I thought it would be funny to jump in the deep end (bout 9ft deep) life guard had to get me out.

 

[Olgaline]

auch Ez,
Allas i know were your comming from, as a kid i had the smarts to put all 8 finger nails "exept thumbs" into that gap when the back door of a car "nissan blue bird" is opened as my dad was about to shut it for a trip "it was loaded to the breaking point so the back door needed a good shuv! to close, well you can imagine the rest anyway, balck finder nails that slowly fell off "luckily new ones grew into place tho

having grown up in east africa i could tell some really nasty stories, but I'll leave you with this one

 

[Mey]

Tore the skin on my finger from falling off a route in the climbing wall the annoying thing is I had just taken the finger tap I had on to do the fooking climb! Was like a inch of skin flapping about! EWWWWWW!

 

[soze]

I have 3 main ones first i got up in the middle of the night for a pee and kicked the door did not pay much attention i have a wierd pain cut off anything too bad and i do not feel it. The next morning my big toe was stuck to my bed via a scab my big toe nail was by the door the wall had blood on it and my bed and matress were covered.

Second in my first job was working with sheets of metal they were sharp and hot two of them got caught on another and dragged down my arm. I had a nine inch piece of arm flesh sliced out was wierd hardly any blood like it cut in a v and not though all layers of skin was still grim and smelled bad.

The last at secondary school at lunch time this kid ran head first into me and head butted me. He was knocked out and my head was cut open right above my eyebrow but the cut was like a semicircle so my eyebrow was peeling down over my eye. I did not see it but i was told it was proper rough.

 

[Sparx]

Ez all I'm gonna say is

Pic or STFU

We need to see the gore!

 

[Raven]

Bit the same, broke 3 fingers and all the nails on one hand when i got my hand shut in a patio door when i was a kid

 

[CorNokZ]

Ez all I'm gonna say is

Pic or STFU

We need to see the gore!

After my first surgery

NSFW or faint hearted:

Spoiler

Gore enough for you or do you want more pictures?

 

[Chronictank]

cut my ear and across the side of my head on a broken ski before, that wasnt very pleasant as they had to set it in place and then bandage me up so i couldnt move it or it would grow back funny, i still got a faint scar where they stiched it up and my ears are slightly different shapes to one another, you wouldnt notice unless you knew what happened
Pays to go private i guess as they did a bang up job fixing me

 

[Fafnir]

Best way to kill all the nasty bacterias in this case is to stuff your finger down a bottle of scotch.



Hmmm or was is it pour a bottle of scotch down your throat.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Best way to kill all the nasty bacterias in this case is to stuff your finger down a bottle of scotch.



Hmmm or was is it pour a bottle of scotch down your throat.

What i did with my bigtoe when the nail went off, it was two shots down the throat and one over the toe.

HUUUURTS like a motherf*cker


Yeah yeah...trust me to have experience with whisky...

 

[Fafnir]

What i did with my bigtoe when the nail went off, it was two shots down the throat and one over the toe.

HUUUURTS like a motherf*cker


Yeah yeah...trust me to have experience with whisky...

Well if your throat hurts from 2 shots of whiskey you dont have much experience

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well if your throat hurts from 2 shots of whiskey you dont have much experience

Oh for f...i meant the one shot over the gaping open wound on my toe