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actually, i just thought of a trés embarrasing moment i had awhile ago..
my sister had been in my room on the computer and she's left her mobile fone on the desk.
i'd been sat here a while and it started to ring, i check the display and it says 'dan mobile' cool i think to myself, its dan one of mine and my sisters freinds, i pick up the fone and go. "oi slag what the fuck do you think you're doing ringing my sister?"
cue long pause.
person on the other end says "umm hi, its dannielle, is jen there"
took a while for me to realise wtf, but it wasnt the dan i thought it was, it was my sisters friend who i'd only seen a cpl of times.
i apologise profusely and wish for the ground to open up and swallow me.
i'm cringing to fuck just writing this, i still cant believe i said it.
my sister had been in my room on the computer and she's left her mobile fone on the desk.
i'd been sat here a while and it started to ring, i check the display and it says 'dan mobile' cool i think to myself, its dan one of mine and my sisters freinds, i pick up the fone and go. "oi slag what the fuck do you think you're doing ringing my sister?"
cue long pause.
person on the other end says "umm hi, its dannielle, is jen there"
took a while for me to realise wtf, but it wasnt the dan i thought it was, it was my sisters friend who i'd only seen a cpl of times.
i apologise profusely and wish for the ground to open up and swallow me.
i'm cringing to fuck just writing this, i still cant believe i said it.
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Oh yes, I can vouch for our Xtro, however not much for me I'm afraid, other than recently beiong out on the piss after the Brazil v England game. Had been drinking since what, 7am or so, ended up in a pub, plastered, later in the afternoon with a mate who had bumped into a few of his friends from work who were duly introduced, and the talking of shite ensued.
The subject of wimmin inevitably arrived and the fact that I had liaised with a "lovely" (imho) woman recently came up. I proceeded to enthuse about her and promptly told the table that her ex was a cunt, amongst other things, and must be blind to have finished with her.
At this point the gentleman turned round to me and politely informed me that he is her ex.........
Well fuck me, did I feel like a cunt.......ground....hole....swallow up........
Nuff said......
The subject of wimmin inevitably arrived and the fact that I had liaised with a "lovely" (imho) woman recently came up. I proceeded to enthuse about her and promptly told the table that her ex was a cunt, amongst other things, and must be blind to have finished with her.
At this point the gentleman turned round to me and politely informed me that he is her ex.........
Well fuck me, did I feel like a cunt.......ground....hole....swallow up........
Nuff said......
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ouchie one for me when i was at school - think it was about year10. whole class was waiting outside the spanish classroom waiting to go in for the start of the lesson, i was sat down on a long bench thing outside the room with some mates. It had been raining when i left for school so i thought i'd take in my uber massive golfing umbrella to keep me dry on the journey and use as a walking stick!
Anywhoo, i'm sat chatting away when one of me mates walks up in front of me and kicks me in the shoe, just messing around so i thought i'd attempt to headbutt him in the stomach (as i was sitting down). I completely forgot that i had my massive umbrella stood in front of me, i promptly headbutted the top of the umbrella with my 2 front teeth and broke both of em!
which was nice.
i went home not long after that.
Anywhoo, i'm sat chatting away when one of me mates walks up in front of me and kicks me in the shoe, just messing around so i thought i'd attempt to headbutt him in the stomach (as i was sitting down). I completely forgot that i had my massive umbrella stood in front of me, i promptly headbutted the top of the umbrella with my 2 front teeth and broke both of em!
which was nice.
i went home not long after that.
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Everytime someone says which I dont care about but my face goes red anyway. :/
Or the time my dad walked in on me and the missus.
Or the time my dad walked in on me and the missus.
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pmsl
/me spits rice crispies @ laptop
you fucking numpty!
omg man that's class!
/me spits rice crispies @ laptop
you fucking numpty!
omg man that's class!
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You and the Missus... watching Eastenders? Eating? or...?
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well I was eating a muffin
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i sure hope it wasnt a chocolate flavoured one.
uke:
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Asda baked?
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ROFL
This ain't embarassing as such, but it is funny, well it was at the time anyway
I'd just passed my mock GCSE exams, so this was when I was 15 or something like that: About 11-12 years ago.
Me and my mates got completely rat-arsed on receipt of the results, and as my mates parent were away on holiday, leaving us with the run of the house for a week or two (we stayed there for a few days and indulged in a fairly good binge-session) we were pretty well cunted for a few days.
One night however, I drunk too much (I was a late starter with drinking, only took it up at 14 or so, still can't stomach beer to this day, thank fuck for red wine!) and spewed all over my clothes.
So my mates, being the caring guys they were, stripped me stark bollock naked, and chucked me out in the front garden, at 3am, on a fairly freezing night (or so I'm told, I couldn't feel a thing, alcohol, thankfully, had utterly dulled my senses).
So I'm stuck out in the front garden of his house, naked as the day I was born, and to this day I still don't know if I remained there or went for a wee walk.
:uhoh:
Not much to it, but generally I remain in charge of my faculties when fairly pished, and so stay the fuck outta trouble.
This ain't embarassing as such, but it is funny, well it was at the time anyway
I'd just passed my mock GCSE exams, so this was when I was 15 or something like that: About 11-12 years ago.
Me and my mates got completely rat-arsed on receipt of the results, and as my mates parent were away on holiday, leaving us with the run of the house for a week or two (we stayed there for a few days and indulged in a fairly good binge-session) we were pretty well cunted for a few days.
One night however, I drunk too much (I was a late starter with drinking, only took it up at 14 or so, still can't stomach beer to this day, thank fuck for red wine!
) and spewed all over my clothes.So my mates, being the caring guys they were, stripped me stark bollock naked, and chucked me out in the front garden, at 3am, on a fairly freezing night (or so I'm told, I couldn't feel a thing, alcohol, thankfully, had utterly dulled my senses).
So I'm stuck out in the front garden of his house, naked as the day I was born, and to this day I still don't know if I remained there or went for a wee walk.
:uhoh:
Not much to it, but generally I remain in charge of my faculties when fairly pished, and so stay the fuck outta trouble.
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I was sat down stairs a few hours ago watching TV, the sofa faces the window so also had a nice scenic view of st.annes and it's lush greenery.
Anyway I jumped out of my seat as a huge black shape flew at the window and into it with a resounding bang. Poor bird I thought :/ Unfortunately it was followed a second or so later by another bird trailing it :/
Embarassing for the birds?
Anyway I jumped out of my seat as a huge black shape flew at the window and into it with a resounding bang. Poor bird I thought :/ Unfortunately it was followed a second or so later by another bird trailing it :/
Embarassing for the birds?
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Jam filled?
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rofl
classic thread this
classic thread this
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Originally posted by Sar
Not much to it, but generally I remain in charge of my faculties when fairly pished, and so stay the fuck outta trouble.
I should add I don't do drugs either (tried dope and it had zero effect, refuse to touch anything else).
Not even fags.
Well, ok, booze, but I'm a picky bastard there and all
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This happened in Year 7
I was walking along.. and I saw a bus-ful of my mates. So, I decided to swear at em all, as you do.. so there I was, walking along, swearing and looking at this bus when I hit this Grit Salt box.
The *whole* bus started laughing at me.
I was walking along.. and I saw a bus-ful of my mates. So, I decided to swear at em all, as you do.. so there I was, walking along, swearing and looking at this bus when I hit this Grit Salt box.
The *whole* bus started laughing at me.
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I fall over lots. This is embarassing.
I was once exceptionally stoned (what's new), and walking back to my house with a mate when we passed a pub that was holding a lockin/party. (It was about 1am.) Watching the retarded drunk people attempt to dance, I managed to walk straight into a huge lamppost, harshly bruising my rib. Of course this was all very amusing to myself and my mate.
Can't think of anything else particularly. Apart from the three (yes, THREE) times I've been shat on by birds. In public. You'd think this was bad enough, but every single one of these landed in my hair. Not good. Slyly walking around trying to rub it out with my sleeve and bear the smell is not good.
I was once exceptionally stoned (what's new), and walking back to my house with a mate when we passed a pub that was holding a lockin/party. (It was about 1am.) Watching the retarded drunk people attempt to dance, I managed to walk straight into a huge lamppost, harshly bruising my rib. Of course this was all very amusing to myself and my mate.
Can't think of anything else particularly. Apart from the three (yes, THREE) times I've been shat on by birds. In public. You'd think this was bad enough, but every single one of these landed in my hair. Not good. Slyly walking around trying to rub it out with my sleeve and bear the smell is not good.
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Women just run up and shit on you in public?? 
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This reminds me of the time, when i was about 9/10, i left my house with my Footy, to go on the Local Park for a kick about, i turn the corner, and say hi and what have you to the neighbour doin the Garden.. then i twat a lamp post.. fuck me that hurt, got a huge Duckegg on me head for that...
ive had loads of Duckeggs also while at school...
1) While playing Football in School, on the Tennis Courts, some guy ran backwards for the ball and headbutted me
2) Playing Football, on the Astroturf, and again, same happened, i challenged someone for the ball, and both got walloped
3) Ran round a corner where there is two big metal doors, some cunt opened the door and i smacked right into it, was out for a good few minutes.. that one HURT
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rah! I see my thread is teh w1n!!!!
Thanks a lot all of you - I've just had a great day and it was topped off with all the replies. I've been fucking pissing myself laughing
More, more!
Thanks a lot all of you - I've just had a great day and it was topped off with all the replies. I've been fucking pissing myself laughing
More, more!
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i had a trampoline dropped on my head once
i guess that was kinda embarasing :/
hurt like a cunt0r too
i guess that was kinda embarasing :/
hurt like a cunt0r too
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Haha, that reminded me of something in this (or last) month's Front. Far-eastern olympics or something, instead of jumping up and down on a trampoline, they would try and bounce the trampoline on top of their heads as many times as possible.
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There was this time, me and my friends were walking up to get lunch, and we met some kid trying to act hard - and he was going in the opposite direction.
We stopped and were talking for a minute, and then we started walking again, but one of my friends was still looking at this kid act like a prat.
He didnt realise there was a signpost right in front of him - and he hit it soooo hard it made a really loud *DONG* sound.
We all started pissing ourselves - even the people in cars saw and they were laughing too.
We stopped and were talking for a minute, and then we started walking again, but one of my friends was still looking at this kid act like a prat.
He didnt realise there was a signpost right in front of him - and he hit it soooo hard it made a really loud *DONG* sound.
We all started pissing ourselves - even the people in cars saw and they were laughing too.
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Some of you may already know this one so I'll let Damini tell it and put her spin on it. It involves me, my webcam and my arse.
But Damini's at work till after 5pm so you'll have to wait....
But Damini's at work till after 5pm so you'll have to wait....
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Is that why you have your Cam switched off now? lol
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i've had way too many embarrassing moments to recall, most of which, thankfully, i've been too fucked out of my head to remember.
one of my worst moments was when i used to go around throwing eggs at peoples houses... a group of us decided to have a laugh and go around and 'egg' houses belonging to people we didnt like. when we ran out of people we knew, we had eggs left over...
so me, the smartass, decides we should egg this huge house which stands in about an acre of land... so, we threw the eggs and before waiting for a response we bolted... looking back all i could see we're about 30 people storming out of the house into their cars, at this stage im thinking 'we're totally fucked, we're never gonna get away'.
turning back i had just enough time to make out a lamp-post about 3 inches from my face, not even having time to react i headbutted it and knocked myself out
when i woke up i was in a ditch about 5 hours walk from my house, feeling as if a group of large men had just beaten the shit out of me, which they had.
ended up with a broken arm, 2 cracked ribs, and a broken bone in my foot... made walking, urm, 'amusing'.
the only embarrassing thing was running full pelt into a fuckin lamppost.
isuck.
one of my worst moments was when i used to go around throwing eggs at peoples houses... a group of us decided to have a laugh and go around and 'egg' houses belonging to people we didnt like. when we ran out of people we knew, we had eggs left over...
so me, the smartass, decides we should egg this huge house which stands in about an acre of land... so, we threw the eggs and before waiting for a response we bolted... looking back all i could see we're about 30 people storming out of the house into their cars, at this stage im thinking 'we're totally fucked, we're never gonna get away'.
turning back i had just enough time to make out a lamp-post about 3 inches from my face, not even having time to react i headbutted it and knocked myself out
when i woke up i was in a ditch about 5 hours walk from my house, feeling as if a group of large men had just beaten the shit out of me, which they had.
ended up with a broken arm, 2 cracked ribs, and a broken bone in my foot... made walking, urm, 'amusing'.
the only embarrassing thing was running full pelt into a fuckin lamppost.
isuck.
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Christ! They beat up an unconsious kid for throwing eggs at a house?
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Aha thought of another,
I was in a club and walking down this walkway with my head down and saw in the corner of my eye someone walking towards me, I stepped aside and waved them on, looked up to see a mirror.
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Thank fuck noone saw me.
I was in a club and walking down this walkway with my head down and saw in the corner of my eye someone walking towards me, I stepped aside and waved them on, looked up to see a mirror.
:/
Thank fuck noone saw me.
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Long story cut short.
getting off a train in Northern Ireland at Whitehead station, guy with a bike was wanting on the train quicker than people could get off.. i was the unlucky guy who went over the guys wheel and bounced off the platform.
knocked out cold for 5 minutes, the last three minutes I was in severe convulsions.
worst was that when I came round, i had a nurse sitting on my back holding me down in the pouring rain... with a train load of students, people going to work and various other people glaring at me because I held up the train longer than it should have...
when I left A&E i had a bandage around my ankle (sprained it getting out of the ambulance ) and my left arm in a sling (suspected fracture when the bone was just brused)
that was when I was 17
getting off a train in Northern Ireland at Whitehead station, guy with a bike was wanting on the train quicker than people could get off.. i was the unlucky guy who went over the guys wheel and bounced off the platform.
knocked out cold for 5 minutes, the last three minutes I was in severe convulsions.
worst was that when I came round, i had a nurse sitting on my back holding me down in the pouring rain... with a train load of students, people going to work and various other people glaring at me because I held up the train longer than it should have...
when I left A&E i had a bandage around my ankle (sprained it getting out of the ambulance
) and my left arm in a sling (suspected fracture when the bone was just brused) that was when I was 17
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I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer,
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.
I drank some very good beer,
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.