Most embarassing sexual experiance!

[NikonL]

Here we go xD this topic should spark some OT debate. Or at least some good mocking material. Everyone's gotta have had a problem at some point when it comes to sex. I may have already posted mine at some point, but in case you missed it: I've accidently fallen in love with my gf, and somewhere down the line this has cost me the ability to cum when we have sex That may not sound embarassing to you, but I'm not looking forward to the day when it actually becomes an issue and I have to explain this to her. Fuck I may actually have to start faking orgasms :/

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Discuss :E

 

[Bahumat]

Here we go xD this topic should spark some OT debate. Or at least some good mocking material. Everyone's gotta have had a problem at some point when it comes to sex. I may have already posted mine at some point, but in case you missed it: I've accidently fallen in love with my gf, and somewhere down the line this has cost me the ability to cum when we have sex That may not sound embarassing to you, but I'm not looking forward to the day when it actually becomes an issue and I have to explain this to her. Fuck I may actually have to start faking orgasms :/

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Discuss :E

What do you mean "Fuck i may have to start faking"? You just said "cost me the ability to cum when we have sex".

Surely she'd notice regardless of whether or not using protection.

Are you saying you orgasm, but nothing is released? Thats a bit strange, might be a medical reason.

good luck NikonL, when the time comes she'll drown!

 

[NikonL]

What do you mean "Fuck i may have to start faking"? You just said "cost me the ability to cum when we have sex".

Surely she'd notice regardless of whether or not using protection.

Are you saying you orgasm, but nothing is released? Thats a bit strange, might be a medical reason.

good luck NikonL, when the time comes she'll drown!

Eh? No. I meant that it takes ages and ages for me to actually cum sometimes. As far as my web research has gone, its a psychological reason stemming from performance anxiety or some such but i happen to think i perform quite well, especially seeing as i can last for 30mins+ without even getting close to cumming.

and the point of this thread was that everyone else posts embarassing experiances. i don't wanna be the only loser here

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually it could be kiddy fear(since you think falling in love made your boys stay in the trenches).

Plumbing problem you know, other possible. Go see a weewee doctor.

Anyhoop, first guy i've heard who has a problem with lasting for 30+ minutes of thumping X) Bet your gf don't mind.

and the point of this thread was that everyone else posts embarassing experiances. i don't wanna be the only loser here

But that's no fun


Little OT lesson: First post idea of topic, then wait for others to post before telling your "problem".

 

[Infanity]

Right i'll skip the first bit some what.

I was at my girlfriends house and parents where out etc.. Lying down and felt a bit of horn coming on, clothes off boom boom bobs your uncle etc. Been with her for 5 minutes then parents came in, jumped out of bed and couldnt find my boxers anywhere so put my jeans on with nothing on (considering its an armani pair the inside bit next to the button was really really rough material where the buttons go) so i was walking about for 30 minutes with no boxers on.

Anyway all our friends came round and everyone was pissed. Me being the guy who hadn't drank for 3 weeks was mortal and i fell asleep upstairs in her parents room.

I heard the door go at 8am and woke up straight away, went downstairs and her dad was there..

Went and spoke to him made a coffee etc, sat and had breakfast with him and then went for a wee. Went to take my jeans off and found a pair of y-fronts on the outside of my jeans and realised they were her dads. So i'd just sat and had breakfast/cofee for about 30 minutes with her dad whilst having his underpants on the outside. After taking them off, and my jeans off i had a thong on top of the pair of boxers i lost.

Went down to her dads pub the other day and i didnt know what to say to him, Im still embarassed about it and all my mates just piss there self laughing when they see him :x

 

[NikonL]

Actually it could be kiddy fear(since you think falling in love made your boys stay in the trenches).

Plumbing problem you know, other possible. Go see a weewee doctor.

Anyhoop, first guy i've heard who has a problem with lasting for 30+ minutes of thumping X) Bet your gf don't mind.

Hah yeah so far she has no complaints. I shouldn't think it's fear of kids either, as I'm well aware we're using protection, and it can't be plumbing though really, Reg and the boys hook up perfectly well when they're introduced to Mr. Handy.

Oh dear god how did it get to this point?

Anyway. Apparently the stats i was reading lied to me. according to that some 80% of guys experiance this at some point in their lives, from the shocked reactions of FH so far, i'm guessing this isn't true xD

 

[Gamah]

Maybe the sex is not justy pushing your buttons enough for you to cum.

And yes most people exp it..I have for a short time ( amonth) at a time where I was worried about a lot in life.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, if your wanking adventures produce plenty of lil Nikon's, then the problem is probably sensitivity.

You can keep a hardon, but due to wanking/single years(wanking), your sensitivity has gone down so that when introduced to the "wild wild whoopie ride", it takes a long while for your Dick Johnson to realise something happening.

Also the protection probably doesn't help this. Get more "sensitive" condoms and stop ze wanking ALLTOGETHER.

 

[Infanity]

Thinking that aint really a sexual embrarasment, but i've never went as red in a long time ;d

 

[NikonL]

Also the protection probably doesn't help this. Get more "sensitive" condoms and stop ze wanking ALLTOGETHER.

Oh hell no

 

[Gamah]

Thinking that aint really a sexual embrarasment, but i've never went as red in a long time ;d

Mate you have got to of had sex first to have an embarrasing experience ololoL! PL MY THUEG

 

[Infanity]

Mate you have got to of had sex first ololO!

oh shit

 

[Gamah]

oh shit

read the edit nooblet

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh hell no

Would help.

Maybe attend the upcoming wankathon?

 

[Vladamir]

Would help.

Maybe attend the upcoming wankathon?

Summer, scantily clad girls, generally everyone gets hornier.

Hell no

 

[Himse]

Summer, scantily clad men, generally everyone gets hornier.

Hell no

IC! Gayer :<

 

[Vladamir]

IC! Gayer :<

Fuck you

 

[old.Tohtori]

Summer, scantily clad girls, generally everyone gets hornier.

Hell no

That's why it's in may and just in time for summer

 

[Neffneff]

I once had the same problem with my other half, about 4months after meeting her. sometimes i could go on for hours (literally 3-4) she would orgasm a good many times, and sometimes i just wouldnt at all. it lasted maybe a month or so.

only things i can suggest really are:

1. hydrate, drink plenty of fluids, if you dont, your body wont be as willing to give them up.

2. sometimes, wether you or your partner wants to believe it or not, you will need to think of other things to get you going. watch some porn, get some new stuff..watch it once..wank if you want, then think about the content next time you are going at it. get her to watch it if she's into it, though usually this doesnt work. not for me anyway

3. get fit...really really fit. more energy - more speed, more strength, its very important to be fit if you wanna have yourself..and her..some quality fun.

4. dont fucking worry about it, this shit 99% of the time is just due to stress and will sort itself out, less you worry bout it, less likely it will persist.


hope this helps.

 

[Bahumat]

Eh? No. I meant that it takes ages and ages for me to actually cum sometimes. As far as my web research has gone, its a psychological reason stemming from performance anxiety or some such but i happen to think i perform quite well, especially seeing as i can last for 30mins+ without even getting close to cumming.

and the point of this thread was that everyone else posts embarassing experiances. i don't wanna be the only loser here

Try laying off the sex for a week, and also dont worry about the problem. if you think about it then that will be on your mind. When you start thinking about it, you'll start stressing thus getting out of the mood.

 

[Bahumat]

NikonL maybe screw her mum?

 

[Gamah]

Fuck you

Its true...you enjoy the bum!

 

[Overdriven]

"Not the hairrrrrrrr... on the back.." xD

 

[Congax]

"what exactly are you doing?"



+biglol @ Infanity his story

 

[tris-]

in my naive days a girl asked me to go down on her, i asked "what does that mean", well thats not the embarassing bit.

she pushed my head into her crotch and i didnt know what i was doing. thats not it either.

i lapped my tongue back in and and a big WTF pube decided to join it. well that mother fucker got stuck in my throat like a spaghetti string. i sat there choking and trying to pull it out and she asked "i take it your not enjoying this".

NO SHIT BITCH.

 

[Neffneff]

in my naive days a girl asked me to go down on her, i asked "what does that mean", well thats not the embarassing bit.

she pushed my head into her crotch and i didnt know what i was doing. thats not it either.

i lapped my tongue back in and and a big WTF pube decided to join it. well that mother fucker got stuck in my throat like a spaghetti string. i sat there choking and trying to pull it out and she asked "i take it your not enjoying this".

NO SHIT BITCH.

LOL!

 

[Bugz]

I don't really have any

I'll drug some random bints and sexor them up to find some moments worth discussing.

 

[Vladamir]

Bugz is a love machine

 

[Gamah]

in my naive days

Didn't that happen last week?

 

[Bugz]

Bugz is a love machine

I wish!

Just haven't had enough sex to have embarassments.