Maxgirth
Fledgling Freddie
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- Aug 9, 2004
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Having a discussion at work one day, as you do, when the topic arrived at, the cringiest thing ever to happen to you.
One of these 3 stories happened to me, the other 2 are my friends, i`m not saying which 1 is mine though
1, After getting home from work early, the house is empty, as it`s been a really hot day, a shower is a must.Once finished,and laying on the bed naked, you reach for the headphones, and start listening to that sexy bedroom music, the same cd you had on the previous weekend, whilst doing your thing with that hot new chic, you`ve just started seeing.
Eyes closed and recounting that night, you do your thing, when finished you stand up, turn your music off, prepare to clean yourself up, then to your shock/horror, notice a hot cup of tea beside your hifi.
How can you ever look your mum in the face again.
2, It`s the 1st night you`ve ever met your gf`s family, everyone is there gran/mum/dad/little sis/big brother. The family cat has decided to sit on your lap, as you stroke it, it starts doing that cat thing with it`s paws around your groin area, you get a wicked willy moment and start sporting a boner.
At this moment (you haven`t been listening to the conversation due to trying to conceal your present state), when your gf says " come on then lets go".
As you stand up the old fella falls out of your boxers,(not and ideal time to be wearing joggers),just as her mum says something, you turn round to face her, and nearly hit her in the face with it.
1st impressions
3, You go to a new friends wedding, he introduces you to his mum, then a bit later on his dad. As the night goes on and the drink flows, you end up sitting next to his dad, you then spot a woman who recently done a turn with 2 of your m8`s.
Telling your friends dad every juicy detail, not forgetting what she said about marrying her man for his money, he was the most shit f**k ever etc etc.
As the party ends, your friend comes over with said woman, and introduces her as his stepmum, omfg he never mentioned his parents were divorced.
:eek2:
One of these 3 stories happened to me, the other 2 are my friends, i`m not saying which 1 is mine though
1, After getting home from work early, the house is empty, as it`s been a really hot day, a shower is a must.Once finished,and laying on the bed naked, you reach for the headphones, and start listening to that sexy bedroom music, the same cd you had on the previous weekend, whilst doing your thing with that hot new chic, you`ve just started seeing.
Eyes closed and recounting that night, you do your thing, when finished you stand up, turn your music off, prepare to clean yourself up, then to your shock/horror, notice a hot cup of tea beside your hifi.
How can you ever look your mum in the face again.
2, It`s the 1st night you`ve ever met your gf`s family, everyone is there gran/mum/dad/little sis/big brother. The family cat has decided to sit on your lap, as you stroke it, it starts doing that cat thing with it`s paws around your groin area, you get a wicked willy moment and start sporting a boner.
At this moment (you haven`t been listening to the conversation due to trying to conceal your present state), when your gf says " come on then lets go".
As you stand up the old fella falls out of your boxers,(not and ideal time to be wearing joggers),just as her mum says something, you turn round to face her, and nearly hit her in the face with it.
1st impressions
3, You go to a new friends wedding, he introduces you to his mum, then a bit later on his dad. As the night goes on and the drink flows, you end up sitting next to his dad, you then spot a woman who recently done a turn with 2 of your m8`s.
Telling your friends dad every juicy detail, not forgetting what she said about marrying her man for his money, he was the most shit f**k ever etc etc.
As the party ends, your friend comes over with said woman, and introduces her as his stepmum, omfg he never mentioned his parents were divorced.
:eek2: